I have video evidence of me crowd surfing now 😎

google used to work. you used to be able to use google and it would work

pope leo i urge you to start the righteous holy war against AI

Babe wake up a new men can’t read just dropped

Esto pasa cuando los baños son diseñados por hombres, hay todo un estudio de como los baños f y m al ser diseñados iguales favorecen a uno y le complican la vida a otra, posta es muy interesante y es algo que podes ver cotidianamente en cualquier lugar publico

"I'm sorry that the sex criminals in your phone told you that" is sadly such a generically useful phrase in these current times. It's been rattling around in my head since I read it.

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

if we date you have to defeat the 200 evil things my mom said to me that made me feel unloveable

Bad Bunny said “God Bless America” then brought out the flag of EVERY country in the American Continent to remind gringos the world doesn’t revolve around YOU

arguing about subgenres of metal feels so unnecessary. let’s just accept we like different kinds of unlistenable dogshit and live in harmony

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

Brian Burkheiser (ex-I Prevail) has been released from his contract with Fearless Records and will be releasing the first original song from his new project Scatterbrain next Friday.

ICE track on all streaming platforms today, including bandcamp, where you can find it for Name Your Own Price. Proceeds from this, as well as streaming platforms, will be going to the Midwest Immigration Bond. Keep protesting, sharing info, and stay safe. https://t.co/ShzMZchSqM

it's Woke 2.0 baby if you don't have cumin in your cabinet we're putting you in jail

my little nephew the second i show up at thanksgiving:

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

it’s so crazy that all these people harp on cooking as this insurmountably hard act when the reality is it’s cleaning up after cooking yourself a good meal that is hell on earth

u probably have imposter syndrome about your skillset because you’ve actually become so skilled at what you do that it now reads as “normal”, so you think it’s normal to everyone else too. ur actually really cool & talented. not everyone can do what you do or knows what you know.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

WATERPARKS - ICE ON APPLE MUSIC NOW. SPOTIFY TONIGHT. TEAM IS SETTING UP A “PAY WHAT YOU WANT” OPTION ON OUR BANDCAMP AND DONATING PROCEEDS TO HELP PEOPLE AFFECTED BY ICE - WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THAT’S UP - FOR NOW, ENJOY https://t.co/IgxmaH368V