I’ve been rewatching Technoblade’s for the past hour
He was so witty and so humble even in the toughest of times
I’ll always look up to him
Rest In Peace <3
An Airbnb I stayed at accused me of stealing a pillow and is tryna charge me $1500 for it
the lady keeps sending pictures of herself in the emails so I replied this
Vacation Update: Found out I have an appendix today
Also found out my appendix is actual dogwater so I have to get it surgically removed
More updates soon
I’m bummed that I was completely removed from the twitch recap
Although I understand it from a business perspective it’s still sad to be erased from so many people’s year
Thanks to everyone who watched me
I appreciate you <3
I thought buying verification for $8/month was brain dead and no one would do it
But then I woke up a dozen DMs from people who paid for verification JUST so I’d read their message 💀
Four years ago I got fired from Snapchat for watching movies on the job and allegedly taking free snacks home allegedly
I didn’t know what to do so I decided to become a streamer
I can’t promise four more years but I got at least two more in me
ludwig7
Since I started streaming
•Prince Phillip died
•The Suez Canal got blocked and unblocked
•David Dobrik made TWO apology videos
•Jesus of Nazareth died and then rose from the dead
It all ends April 13 9 PM PT
I HAVE SECRETLY BEEN MAKING MY OWN BIDET FOR THE PAST YEAR
Introducing- Swipe
The greatest bidet ever crafted by man. If you have never used a bidet consider this a wake up call.
It’s time to join the rest of society
Get one now ➡️
found out someone in my neighborhood is a fan so they came over to meet me
deadass first thing she said "I'm a technoblade fan"
.... what the heck
@Technothepig
Romanian authorities needed proof that Andrew Tate was in the country so they reportedly used his social media posts. His ridiculous video yesterday featured a pizza from a Romanian pizza chain, Jerry's Pizza, confirming he was in the country.
This is absolutely epic.
🎁 MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄
This year I’d like to spread the love of clean buttholes
So I’m giving away
10 Swipe+ bidets
♥️ like this tweet to enter and I’ll announce who won Jan 1 🫡
massively disappointed by logan paul and his ad hominem riddled video
I know my take is small beans in the grand scheme of things but it does reinforce the idea that you should enjoy creator's content at an arms length
you never know who's a decent person
For the past four years I’ve been trying to master the art of YouTube and struggling every step of the way
Then I got this cat and I’m averaging 1,000,000 views a video
nothing matters coots is king
I've just got banned on
@TeamYouTube
for a week after a video got flagged for "child safety"
This means the end of my 618 day upload streak
The first time I won't upload a video in almost 2 years
Sad day
Tomorrow we are running the most stacked melee+ultimate tournament of all time
The title sponsor backed out last minute so it’s gonna lose a shit ton of money…
But smash is what got me into content creation
I’ll always stay true to my day 1
$ or no $
An Adin Ross fan DMd me and said he’d kill me and attack QT so I found his high school and wrote an email to his principal
I decided not to send it but to anyone who’s this invested in a streamer
don’t ruin your life over an online creator who doesn’t know you or care about you