Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧
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Former Conservative MP for Pennineshire and HM treasury. Proudly right wing and Brexiteer. Allergic to cats. existence and posts are parody/satirical.
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This is an urgent warning
Labour will take us back to square one and we will return to the country we had in 2010
Don’t forget this was the party of the National Minimum Wage, Good Friday Agreeement, 42,000 extra teachers, free prescriptions for cancer patients, 16,000 more…
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I just wanted to reassure all donors your money is being wisely spent on hookers, rent boys, drugs, defending ourselves in court, parties, Grindr subscriptions and tabloid campaigns against Angela Rayner ‘s legs
#Tory
#TorySleaze
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I’m absolutely furious
blood boiling
WE’RE BECOMING THIRD WORLD
How dare they replace our great English language with this foreign stuff?
I don’t even know what half these languages are but they’re certainly not English
Not content with Whitechapel train station, they’re…
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Absolutely furious 😡
Landed in France and joined a long border control queue. The airport workers asked if anyone in the queue was British and they led us to a separate queue for non-EU nations, hurray we thought.
This queue then took over an hour to work its way through…
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I mildly sympathise with plebs who have lost their jobs due to Brexit and other political choices the Tories were forced into making over the last 14 years by labour 😤
Tory MPs however, are compassionate people who have offered sound advice on numerous occasions to poverty…
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Evening fellow Brexiteers - today is a happy day
I have finally joined the club and received my new blue BRITISH passport the ultimate PATRIOTIC statement of sovereignty from bureaucrats in Brussels and the world
This little book means I can apply for a visa to travel anywhere,…
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Well done to Mark Harper for the clear and concise explanation this morning regarding the Conservative Party plan👏
Mark rightly pointed to our achievements over the last 14 years. These include:
- 3,000 more food banks
- ensuring you will only wait a week for an ambulance
-…
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GB News has put their EU rejoin poll behind paid membership so let’s settle it here😤
Pls RT and show Remoaners there are no Brexit regrets🇬🇧
Should the UK rejoin the EU?
Yes
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No
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The forthcoming Brexit border checks will drive prices up and lead to shortages and possibly famine in the short term.
The extra checks however will simply mean British farmers will grow more coffee, grapes, oranges, avocados, sugar, tropical fruits and rice in the long term to…
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Just bumped into a charming young immigrant man with a fantastic, thriving business
Firstly, he travels to the UK and claims asylum
Secondly, he volunteers to go to Rwanda and is paid £3,000 by our government
He then changes his name, flies back to the UK and repeats the…
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Listening to the public reaction to Gillian Keegan this morning and it’s clear the public do not appreciate Tory MPs😡
Many work 2 or 3 jobs, act as consultants and guest speakers and lobby for multimillion pound firms and STILL they find time for you!
A simple Thank You for…
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The
#bbcqt
audience are tonight again hostile to Tories - some are even holding us to account
Why isn’t Fiona Bruce doing her job and filtering these wanton attacks like
@bbclaurak
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The BBC has clearly been taken over by Labour who are using it as party political…
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Enjoying a fine bottle of Macallan watching
#ENGBEL
when the news hits that one of our Tory Party stalwarts Jonathan Gullis is now Deputy Chairman
Jonathan has a level of intelligence and political acumen only the greats such as Lee Anderson, Brendan Clarke-Smith and Mark…
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Tonight on
#bbcqt
we saw firsthand the levels of intimidation Conservative Party members are subjected to
When Fiona Bruce asked the audience if anyone supported Michael Gove, not a SINGLE person spoke up out of FEAR for their safety😤
This unfair intimidation of Tories can not…
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Left wing BBC are allowing Labour politicians like Wesley Streetwise to give long, professional and sensible answers😡
Why is the same courtesy not afforded to Tory MPs who appear on
#bbcqt
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They are immediately pressured by the WOKE audience forcing them to look silly &…
Wes delivers the text book answer on how to deal with Qs about the £28bn
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@Bren4Bassetlaw
Totally agree
Why should we care about HGV drivers, offshore workers, people who work away during the week or sick people
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@carolvorders
@PoliticoForYou
Hi Carol
I’ve found a few of those marzipan things at Tory Christmas Parties
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The bias of the
#bbcqt
audience is again on display tonight as Tory minister Chris Philp is being given a hard time for his perfectly reasonable comments
Why does anyone care if Congo and Rwanda are different countries? The only thing that matters is that planes take off with…
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Hi
To all the comments saying this passport was made in France
France is technically Britain as we saved it in world war 2 therefore I consider it British when needed
Thanks
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Excellent news for the Conservative Party today with the latest polling which shows our plan is working
If you add Tory, reform, Lib Dem, green, SNP, climate party, social justice party, monster raving looney party and Laurence Fox reclaim party votes together we are on course…
NEW POLL - Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 46%
CON: 18%
REFORM: 13%
LIB: 10%
GREEN: 7%
SNP: 4%
OTHER: 2%
via
@PeoplePolling
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@carolvorders
@LBC
Carol 😤
Did you congratulate her for doing an effing good job?
No didn’t think so
Listening to the public reaction to Gillian Keegan this morning and it’s clear the public do not appreciate Tory MPs😡
Many work 2 or 3 jobs, act as consultants and guest speakers and lobby for multimillion pound firms and STILL they find time for you!
A simple Thank You for…
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Meals can be cooked for around 30p
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Work more hours
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Fish & chips Friday on the estate tonight - portions are now coming in at £17
This is a direct consequence of Brussels imposing punitive conditions and forcing British cod to become more expensive
thankfully I can comfortably afford this rise after recently selling shares in a…
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Budget Better
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@PhilIllsley
@SuellaDe
This one was found at Wallsend metro station
Infrastructure is a common target for them it seems 😤
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Get another job
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A reminder to all Conservative Party voters
You DO NOT need to bring ID when voting in upcoming elections
Voters of all other parties however DO need ID as we simply can’t trust who you are 😤
Pls RT
#GeneralElection
#tory
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Learn how to budget
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Get a better paid job
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Eat cheap weetabix
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Great news - Inflation fell to 3.4% in February 👏
Just a reminder to the plebs reading - governments can’t control inflation as it rises, but CAN control it and therefore take credit for it, as it falls
I have therefore cancelled next month’s 9.7p p/h pay rise for the servants…
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Buy value brands
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Predictably another unfair intervention from highly strung Labour apologist Fiona Bruce on
@bbcquestiontime
tonight
@DavidTCDavies
, Mr. elegance personified, was making a cool, calm and intelligent point when she showed her true red colours and defended that northern Labour…
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Keep warm in the bus thanks to free bus passes
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Grow your own
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The granny annex
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@SkyNews
Please excuse Rishi for using the American political phrase ‘midterms’
For a moment he must have forgotten that he renounced his US Green Card whilst he was chancellor
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Become a takeaway driver to earn extra cash
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@andreajenkyns
@JasonManford
Absolutely this Andrea 👏👏
At least you have the decency to meet people before you bad mouth them
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Delighted to see the River Thames has registered further awards for its unique Earthy Brown appearance and its current level of water quality; setting it apart from its European competitors post
#Brexit
The Tory party’s ongoing partnership with water companies is a clear example…
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For all the plebs struggling to pay their energy bills…
Take comfort in knowing that you gave British Gas huge profits and me and my fellow Tory chums substantial dividends and capital growth
Put the fire on tonight if you can afford it, you deserve it
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@johnredwood
exactly John when are these people going to realise we wanted crap trade deals and to get laughed at, just to say we ‘have control’
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@iamyesyouareno
Absolutely disgusting
I’m contacting my local MP as we speak. just got back from the weekly shop and Tesco has a ‘Bureau de Change’ counter in the corner with an English girl working in it😤
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@DavidDavisMP
Tell me about it David
It’s a matter of time before we see MPs writing two articles around the same issue - with one arguing for and one arguing against - some emotive cause, then deciding afterwards which one to support depending on which will further their own selfish…
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The sick note culture in this country is out of control
Lazy plebs in rough areas like London, Liverpool, Middlesbrough and Peterlee are milking the taxpayer dry
Despite the Tories giving these people a world class NHS with waiting times of only 5-10 years, these chancers steal…
Sunak to demand end to 'sick note culture' and shift focus to 'what people can do'
Read more ⬇️
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In the next few weeks prepare for an attack on Christianity from the WOKE MOB who hate our country, our traditions and our beliefs
The word Easter will be BANNED and we will only be allowed to buy ‘Chocolate Eggs’
We need to stop this nonsense and say NO to the purging of our…
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A successful
#ByElections
morning for the Tories as if you add our votes to the other parties we actually won🇬🇧🏴
In order to solidify our position for the general election, I propose we move the party further to the right to appeal to our core voters with policies such as the…
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Hi can someone please help me find out where I submit my expenses claim from last night and confirm how much I get from staying longer than 10 mins please?
I couldn’t stay for interview as I needed to pee so missed out on the chocolates 😞
Pls RT thanks
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If the government seeks to improve the economy post Brexit, it should seek to join a political bloc with European nations and try to convince more EU nationals to work here.
This will reduce the reliance on unpredictable trade deals around the world, ensure the UK is at the…
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You may have recently seen handsome Tory gentlemen shaving their beads, however the rumour of attempting to win votes is not true.
Actually, due to the mess the government is in from no fault of its own, in an effort to raise taxes, one consideration being muted at No. 10 is to…
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@supertanskiii
Some people are so ungrateful
Thanks to the Tories, plebs can now see a doctor the same month, an ambulance the same week and have a cancer diagnosis within 5 years
With results like these, no wonder people keep telling me they will never forget what the Tories have done to the…
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I’m worried today with the news yet another Tory will not stand at the next election - who will replace these fine ministers?😞
I dearly hope our beloved tories don’t become a cult of narcissists who desperately pretend to appeal to patriotic and working class voters with…
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@sophielouisecc
💯% this
Those people who work offshore, work away Monday-Friday, or drive HGVs delivering the stuff we consume have no right to vote
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Had to switch off
#bbcqt
tonight as I couldn’t stand listening to those two left-wing birds any longer 😤
Thankfully Nigel Huddleston the Tory MP was on hand to calmly mansplain to the broads what levelling up means for Stoke
Fiona Bruce again showing her Marxist tendencies by…
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Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice this year - stability and strong Government with the Tories, or chaos with Labour
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Congratulations to Rishi Sunak for accomplishing his leadership promise of ‘uniting the country’ 👏🇬🇧
We’ve recently heard unforgettable speeches from
@trussliz
@SuellaBraverman
and
@LeeAndersonMP_
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@JuliaHB1
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes
Mark Twain
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@stillgray
These AI detectors need to be used with caution.
I quickly wrote this paragraph and checked it and it came back with this:
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@ClaireCoutinho
Hi Claire fantastic news I am running the bath and have the kids’ laptops on standby as we speak
Do I just drop them in and wire the consumer unit directly to the water?
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After some difficult election results over the weekend, it was important we Tories sent out a clear message to Labour this morning
Enter the cool and calm Suella Braverman 🇬🇧
#bbclaurak
#ToryWipeout
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Four years later it still brings a tear to my eye🥲
This was when Britain became a sovereign nation and we were able to TAKE BACK CONTROL and our FISH
Don’t descend to the level of the remainers - you don’t have to explain what sovereignty and taking back control mean 😤…
#Brexit
Night TV from four years ago tonight.
Behold - the master race.
#BrexitBrokeBritain
#BrexitHasFailed
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@JustStop_Oil
@Tom___Scott
@metpoliceuk
It’s about time the police started arresting these protestors for thought crimes well done chaps
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Happy
#InternationalWomensDay
!!
Today I want to pay tribute to real women
Not lazy teachers with 20 weeks off a year, or overpaid dancing nurses on empty wards
These are real women. Women who hold the nation close to their blue shire bosoms, selflessly working hard to ensure…
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I just wanted to reassure all donors your money is being wisely spent on hookers, rent boys, drugs, defending ourselves in court, parties, Grindr subscriptions and tabloid campaigns against Angela Rayner ‘s legs
#Tory
#TorySleaze
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I visited a local library today and I found evidence in draft form which confirms my suspicions these institutions are left wing hangouts which I have attached.
I will be reporting this place on Monday as this is the wrong kind of free speech 😤
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Our country is being destroyed😤
The Prime Miniature is right to call out these issues in a calm and collected Friday night address to the nation - the UK has been on a decline for the last 14 years or so, now resulting in Rochdale, Galloway and a tribal nation at war with…
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Victoria Atkins is again receiving criticism
‘40 new hospitals’ only meant securing the land
It’s not her fault you idiots actually thought we were going to build them for you when you voted for us
#bbclaurak
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The heavy rainfall in Dubai shows that climate change is false
If global warming is true surely there will be LESS rain than when it was cooler?
These science and activist people think we tories are stupid😤
#Dubai
#netzero
#ClimateAction
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I have today set up a company which aims to assist people back to work through the government WorkWell scheme
I have zero experience in this area but lots of Tory friends therefore I stand a good chance of being awarded contracts
The consultancy rate will be £3,000 per hour
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An absolutely tremendous budget from the Conservative Party
Due to our working class roots we are the party best placed to steer the country through these troubled times caused by labour in opposition
The British people will never forget what we have done to the country 🇬🇧…
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A fantastic reminder of the the tories’ achievements over the last 14 years
Look how much we have saved the country 🇬🇧
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Pleasing to see the Tory party is addressing these very important topics of fraud and corruption after what’s happened to the country over the last decade or so
Given their wealth of experience and knowledge of these issues, the Tories are the best placed party to understand the…
The impact of fraud can be heartbreaking, they don’t just steal your money; they steal your sense of security.
Stop! Think Fraud, is our new campaign to help you spot fraud, protect yourself and seek help if you need it.
🔗
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This is your regular reminder that the Tory party is NOT responsible for inflation rising but IS responsible for inflation falling
#PMQs
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Not even a month since this post and now more Tory MPs are being hounded out of their jobs for normal Tory Party behaviour after the news Mark Menzies has been innocently caught with his pants down
When is this demonisation of Conservative Party MPs going to stop?
If you lot…
Another selfless, competent and caring Tory MP has gone with the news Scott Benton is the latest in a plethora of Tories being FORCED to resign😤
When is this cycle of behaviour from Labour going to stop?
if this carries on we will have no more MPs and the Conservative Party…
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London, West Mids, Liverpool, North East Mayors or local elections don’t matter
What matters is our plan is working 👏🇬🇧
#voteconservative
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Congratulations Jackie Weaver
@jackieweaver
Deserved recognition for a life dedicated to public service and authority
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Another selfless, competent and caring Tory MP has gone with the news Scott Benton is the latest in a plethora of Tories being FORCED to resign😤
When is this cycle of behaviour from Labour going to stop?
if this carries on we will have no more MPs and the Conservative Party…
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@mrjamesob
Hi James I hope you are ready
You may have recently seen handsome Tory gentlemen shaving their beads, however the rumour of attempting to win votes is not true.
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This video is factually incorrect
I do not send all of my money to the Cayman Islands.
I have spent significant sums on expensive food & wine, fox hunting, lobbying activities, political activism and the honours system.
The best explanation of how the economy works and how Conservative’s favouring of enabling the rich to get richer will kill it.
#ToryBrokenBritain
#ToryCorruption
#ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
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Lee Anderson today confirms what we’re all thinking
COAL IS RENEWABLE ENERGY
See you on my fire in 300 million years you beautiful little rock 🪨
Lee Anderson MP, former Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party: "I'm pretty sure that coal 100 million years ago was trees and plants.. it was, well I would argue that's sustainable."
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@BladeoftheS
Just to confirm I am better off
I live on a 100 acre estate, sell PPE, employ peasants and hunt foxes
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With the news before
#PMQs
that another Tory MP, Natalie Elphicke, has defected to Labour, it got me thinking of ways the Conservative party can reconnect with voters
I therefore propose a European bloc of nations is created, comprising:
- Reduced customs checks on goods,
-…
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A few weeks ago I received my new (what I thought was) ‘blue’ brexit passport
However one of the grandkids has done a colour check and this is not the case
This is the fault of the EU and I will be complaining to Brussels. Why are they so opposed to our freedom after everything…
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Enjoyed a fine meal of peasant and seasoned potatoes from the estate last night only to wake up and see Tofu eating teachers with oat milk lattes have hijacked the poll I posted
Even the original GB News poll has been infiltrated😤
Please RT this to…
GB News has put their EU rejoin poll behind paid membership so let’s settle it here😤
Pls RT and show Remoaners there are no Brexit regrets🇬🇧
Should the UK rejoin the EU?
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We Tories took a drubbing this weekend thanks to various issues beyond our control, however can we all take a moment to appreciate Laura Kuenssberg
Her non-partisan and unbiased reporting offered viewers a neutral and refreshing perspective of events 👏🇬🇧
Hopefully see you at…
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