Sam Avery
@sam__avery
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Comedian. UK Tour 25/26 ‘THUNDERSTORM’ on sale now!
TOUR DATES / FULL SPECIALS ⬇️
Joined July 2009
The wife made spicy margaritas! I’ve had three and just remembered I haven’t done the ironing yet 🤣
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I hope in the new Superman movie he jails the billionaires, destroys social media, nationalises water, signs for Everton and tells Gregg Wallace to keep his pants on.
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‘We are the champions of the world. No time for losers.’. - Freddie Mercury at Live Aid, raising money for an African famine.
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Throwback to when I dragged the kids all the way through town to show them my big fancy poster and someone had defaced it 🤣 (UK tour starts Sep, check link in bio)
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Kinnock giving election advice is like Steve Bruce on co-comms for the Champions League.
Jeremy Corbyn's new party should be called the 'Farage Assistance Group', former labour leader Lord Kinnock says. 'The splintering offered by a new party of the left. can only be of assistance to the enemies of Labour and the working-class', he adds. 📺 Sky 501
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I was working on my birthday so the club got me a cake and everyone sang Happy Birthday 😂 Buy yourself a present, get a ticket for my UK tour, link in bio.
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RT @ZachLowy: Just a reminder that Everton immediately suspended their record signing Gylfi Sigurdsson after his allegations surfaced. He w….
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RT @The1878s: 📣 - In the future as a group, whilst we will never forget our ex players, our great teams of the past, and the history we had….
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RT @AdamBienkov: Reform UK's Darren Grimes tells constituents he can't hold surgeries with them because he's been advised by the police not….
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Nice to be featured in this great podcast again 🤓 @TheTrawlPodcast.
The media loses its mind over Glasto. But not at children being bombed daily. Priorities, right?. We cut through the BS, discuss Labour’s welfare car crash and Rod Stewart enters the chat. It's all in the brand new episode of the Trawl - out now!. Link below…
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If the British Government truly thought words were more dangerous they’d be selling dictionaries to Israel instead of bombs.
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Henman Hill is quite the hill to die on.
We want our country back. We want Wimbledon line judges back. Enough is enough
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