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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Woman who’s entire future depends on her ability to kiss ass claims she never saw Donald Trump fuck any kids.
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🚨 That is quite the community note.
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Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Lucy Connolly rumoured to join I’m a Celebrity lineup after being released from prison.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Keir Starmer reportedly asks Labour strategists whether one more lurch to the right might fix it all.
@ElectionMapsUK
Election Maps UK
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Westminster Voting Intention:. RFM: 33% (+2).LAB: 18% (-1).CON: 17% (-2).LDM: 12% (=).GRN: 10% (=).SNP: 3% (=). Via @FindoutnowUK, 20 Aug. Changes w/ 13-14 Aug.
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🚨 This is the kind of thing people scream as they’re being placed in a straitjacket and carted off to the asylum.
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🚨 Good thing it didn’t say “I support Palestine Action.”
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🚨 Please Mr Hitler. I’m appealing to your kinder, gentler side. Maybe try think about being a little bit nicer sometimes.
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: Melania Trump's letter to Putin
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🚨 When did the right become such pussies?.
@SteedHB
Steed Hayllar-Bennett
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@CJAWorrall @ssj2011asj Everyone I know is terrified to go into London, it feels lawless.
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🚨 Genuine question. How do we think Mr Bosh would react if an old man walked up to his young daughter and said “I’m gona be dating her in 10 years.”
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@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
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They say don’t read the comments on social media. But I couldn’t help myself. I’ve had absolute pellets all day on my instagram lost about going on strictly. Have a look at some of these on Instagram …. Why are some people so angry that don’t even know me.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Convicted criminal and professional halfwit swaps AI rants about woke lefties banning lager for some dancing shoes as he joins Strictly 2025.
@bbcpress
BBC Press Office
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🪩 From the boardroom to the ballroom, Thomas Skinner is the tenth new recruit for #Strictly Come Dancing's Class of 2025. More ➡️
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Israeli government demand UEFA apologise over “blatantly antisemitic”message before Super Cup final.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Gender Critical woman starves to death after vowing to boycott all shops that allow trans people inside.
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🚨 Who would be a woman in politics in 2025.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Grok suspended for accidentally telling the truth.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Pro-Israeli groups march in London to demand the right to shoot children in the face and slaughter the journalists who saw them do it.
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🚨 Why would she? . When she first introduced it, it was supported by every major party from the Tories to the Greens. Then we were trapped in our houses for two years and your auntie came out radicalised.
@Dennynews
Chris McCall
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Nicola Sturgeon has claimed she “didn’t anticipate” how much criticism her gender reform legislation would garner.
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RT @PardonMyTake: Tuesday night max woke Big Cat up with a flashlight at 2am because he thought we were going to get sued. @forthepeople ht….
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🚨 Woman.
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@jk_rowling
J.K. Rowling
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@ChoralSymphony @fofo475 If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. GB News reporter walks into a flag then pretends she was assaulted.
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🚨 Quite the shirt you’ve got on there Jeffrey.
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
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🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Jeffrey Epstein “loved life too much” to kill himself and was confident of securing bail before he died, his butler for 18 years has told The Telegraph. Read our exclusive interview with Valdson Vieira Cotrin in full here ⬇️.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨. Transgender McDonald’s worker sacked after telling customer “good morning” when it was actually 12:03pm. One woman claimed her and her children were left “traumatised” and will “never eat McNuggets again.
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