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A new account for an old Dub. News response and musings. No time for political correctness, feminism or woke nonesense.

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@elisaodonovan It’s all men is it? One man did it so all men do it because all men are the same? Sorry you went through that but most men wouldn’t even dream of sexually harassing a woman.
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@sweatsntopknots I’d 100% make out with you
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@JacCymro1400 Ah a good half of Welsh people are Saxon or English at this point. Half the Welsh people I’ve met were English in accent and psychology. A third of Scots too.
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@men_are_human Women generalise about each other every single day when men do they go quiet or go nuts
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@daveirl Waste of a vote but what evs
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@FlorioGina Feminists are quiet about this because the perpetrators aren’t white. They’re also too busy saying all men are the problem and being used for sex on tinder.
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@TinkerCunt_ You’re hot stuff
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@josefoshea Was he vaccinated? Have a cry about it on tv, should sort it.
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@josefoshea Hey at least he didn’t cry on national television about 100% vaccination of people over a seasonal flu type virus that was killing less than 1% of people
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@IrishmanIRL She is so posh. Her and Ivana have that D4 and slight English accent. If she’s from Cork then I am from Mongolia.
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@ExCllrRedmond The place that Dublin forgot
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@SaneGuyTakes @realDailyWire @bennyjohnson @MattWalshBlog Women have to change their attitudes the way men have. Men have improved. Women won’t stop the bossing around or spurious arguments. Men won’t tolerate them anymore.
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@dubslife1 The @IrishTimes completely ignore things like this because it doesn’t happen in Dublin 4 or 6
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@TinkerCunt_ Looking fab
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@john_mcguirk Knights Templar you’ll be accused by some leftie of condoning and advocating another crusade next
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@Jklunden Never put up with rude people in real or digital life
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@DiarmaidOCon Shock as an Englishman doesn’t know anything about the world and regards other cultures are inferior
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I just had to leave a birthday celebration because two women openly and soberly discussed me being ugly to my face as if they were discussing the weather. This has happened to me at least 100 times. Horrible. Do you think it’s my fault. You’re not good looking and she’s fat.
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@josefoshea And he would demand 100% vaccination over a big flu and cry about it on tv. There’s no being taken seriously after that.
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@TonightVMTV Smells suspiciously like a false flag operation to get their hate speech crime bill passed
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@mensrightsbunny @channel5_tv Feminists hate this as it contravenes all men are horrible philosophy
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@RoryHearneGaffs It’s all about becoming a politician with you people. Aidan Regan will be doing the same thing in a few years.
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@fatima_gunning Dortspeak will become an official language
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@NewstalkFM No. Stop doing everything the conspiracy theorists said you would.
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@keira_con @elonmusk I got a 12 hour ban for joking about students dying in one of the wars they protest; it isn’t a new platform it’s in essence the same
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@RTE_PrimeTime @rtenews Once again only the suffering of women - real or alleged - matters. Women are exploding at men in offices with no punishment. Most men are afraid of their wives and girlfriends. Women are in charge. Stop looking for spurious cases of victimhood. Put gardaí on streets.
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@josefoshea At least they didn’t cry on national television over a flu You’re a joke everyone laughed at you
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@EwanMacKenna I was in labour 20 years ago there was no howiyehs it was middle class lefties and boggers
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@garrethmcdaid She hardly needs one. She’s a howiyeh she can shout.
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@ExCllrRedmond He just wants a well paid do nothing job that looks powerful where he’s paid to talk - it’s all any leftie wants
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@randompadd80784 Breakfast roll, Budweiser, Johnny blue, Up de ra, bomb de Brits, I'll battur you, In all and anyways, We don't be liking de gays, Or de blacks, or de prods or anyone that's different to us, Cus I smoke Johnny blue on de back of de bus, dyeknowwhaimean faggih. Thats wurkin class.
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@ConorCooney3 Ireland is a poor country it just has american corporate money. The mindset of the people is still poor “ah sure it’s grand like y’know”
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@GaelicData It’s quadrupled since covid. I thought the great replacement was a conspiracy theory but after covid I don’t believe in anything.
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@Nic21121970 You get off with Martin Nolan
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@FineGael That’s an awful lot of old people. Man I’d be concerned about vote demographic collapse.
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@josefoshea Making stuff up like the severity of covid? That a 100 percent covid vaccination makes an airborne virus disappear?
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@IsMiseMarcas @john_mcguirk Bingo it’s a completely flawed amendment
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@murchadhfinn Ah here Orwell was hardly Indian and Wilde was Irish in the sense that Edward Carson was too…not really.
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@SaneGuyTakes Men won’t marry anymore because: a) they fear divorce, financial ruination and hassle seeing their kids b) they know women see the marriage licence as an ownership and the right to boss you around the second you come in from work
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@josefoshea You should probably cry about it on national television. Were they vaccinated?
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I thought the great replacement theory was far right bullshit. It’s clearly obviously happening. I’ve no nationalism at all but Ireland won’t be Ireland anymore in 10 years. It’s a Marxist plan to have no loyalty to nation and just be subservient consumers.
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@JenRational She’s been slagged off politely and she’s gone private. Very sensitive person.
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@isitreallymoira You’d want to avoid 90% of working class Dubs so
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@SaraHaboubi1 Government could reduce VAT to help consumers and businesses
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@kat11235813 They can shave my arse
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@Dublinmarti Free money for all the chancers!
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@Laura_Kelly19 He believed in nothing
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@john_mcguirk A mediocre government past its sell by date
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@RebBarrettNP Agreed; if you think it’s ok to kill someone because of your own sexual irrepsonsibility you’re very selfish and will think nothing of insulting them.
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@TinkerCunt_ Stay out of Dublin! It’s full of muppets!
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@CyberRuthenia That’s Northern Ireland. The British colonials regard Irish people as ethnically inferior. There was a Neo-Nazi element within Ulster Loyalism going back to the 1990s. Racism aside, British people displaying the flags of Nazi Germany who their grandfathers fought against is crazy
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@josefoshea I hope those immigrants are double jabbed…
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@Aidan_Regan You’re actually right about something for once. Funny the way the whole country has become psychologically and politically left wing and nothing has really improved in people’s lives. The left doesn’t actually want practical improvements to people’s lives.
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@ExCllrRedmond People don’t do long term thinking Keith so your points are correct but people will always make bad decisions and favour socialist type “protections”.
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@Andy66202501 Sadly Andy in real life the stereotypes you portrayed would never be friends. There will never be a United Ireland until there’s a United Dublin. So what will it mean to be Irish if someone whose name no one can pronounce can have a passport?
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@mickthehack Once again chronic and endemic laziness. Most Irish people - and in particular government workers - do not want to do their jobs. They only care about entertainment.
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@SaneGuyTakes It’s a ruse men won’t fall for any more. Women genuine think a relationship is supposed to have conflicts and nagging and fights. Even if they’ve a wonderful fella.
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@fatima_gunning @jclannon @KarSugrue But hang on that means the women’s council doesn’t speak for women??? 🤯
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@mensrightsbunny Absolutely brilliantly said. Thank you very much.
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@dublin_damo Get a dog man no one will love you as much and they’re great
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@NWCI @aoibhinn_ni_s Isn’t it just a collection of cells?
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@randompadd80784 @DonnellyStephen Johnny Blue. Yizzer spell’ does be awful so it does be.
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@mensrightsbunny Only women are allowed hit men. Men are not allowed his back. Feminism.
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@GaryGannonTD @morningireland Jesus only a lefty would think that free abortion on demand wasn’t somehow good enough. Buy another suit.
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@ConorFoley32 Don’t poke the bear if you don’t want to get eaten
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@bizlet7 That has to be the reason women are obsessed with travel
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@fellawrites They are given way too much airtime
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@AodhanORiordain You’re an establishment shill. You agreed with every word of the referendum proposals. Ugh you’re such a boring waffler. My PC teacher ex girlfriend in Mount Temple used to fancy you. 🤢🤮
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@ExCllrRedmond No no it won’t be like communism, we will do it differently! It will be Irish communism so lazy
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@Gael_Woodlander He gave his life for Ireland so people in Dublin could depise each other over social class.
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@Fayelacio Fart in his face
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@Teachers4Pal Public sector geebags
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@IrishRainforest I just love establishment opinions. I’m a leftie so support the policies of two parties who used to be centre right and who have become the labour party due to Americanisation of culture. Love an auld virtue signal. I’m as interesting as a wet carrot.
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@adrianweckler Ryanair really is a godsend; i’ve never had issues with them.
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@MattTreacy111 The middle class hipsters were at the leftie protest and the working class were at the Ireland is full protest, looking for both votes.
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@davecoughlan80 To think that’s a good thing as Jones does proves his lunacy
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@davecoughlan80 She’s good looking
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@CapTweed There’s no gardaí because the country is lazy
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@SaneGuyTakes Most women are now single at 40 paying mortgages on smaller houses in less salubrious suburbs than the ones they grew up in. They’re being used for sex on dating apps by men the rejected in their 20s whilst crying in to Pinot Gigot alone on Friday nights. They were too picky.
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Ethnically non monogamous? You’re ridding people from different ethnicities? Good:
Tweet media one
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@mrsZoflora A fish would eat you so you should eat them
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@IsMiseMarcas Ivana doesn’t care as it didn’t happen in Ranelagh
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@Independent_ie I’ve never met a black person who supports shamrock rovers - a clear ploy for you to support woke politics
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@roy_kinsella Sewing distrust in public bodies? In Ireland Bahahahhahaha 😂 Only politically correct Dubliners think the government is effective because they work for it
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@tazalotl1981 Muur loike roysh there’s loike foreign poor people in moy area
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@MichealMartinTD Nothing to do with you. Rude to judge another country publicly. Americanised virtue signalled.
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@john_mcguirk Ireland is lazy John. I can’t understand people who deny that.
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@TomOHanlon17 @rtenews Nah Aontu is pro-life so rte likes abortion
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@IsMiseMarcas @Oismur @ConorCooney3 Delicate posterior. You’re girthy and I know it.
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@davecoughlan80 There won’t be a UI. The Unionists are Brits. The South isn’t run properly. The middle classes of Dublin won’t accept tax increases. Get a united dublin first (ha) then you can have a united Ireland.
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There’s nothing more hypocritical than an abortion advocate having a baby. You’re obsessed with abortion and say it’s just a collection of cells and now you’re glowing about your “baby”. You’re a vegan eating a beefsteak. Just Fuck Off.
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@ExCllrRedmond Thanks for confirming that, I’d presumed that anyway now I know. Ireland is a joke and middle class stereotypes like my parents took the country seriously and never had any money.
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@daveirl Man is my face red. You burned me up nice. Yeah but it was one trip to the polling station so one vote in two referenda. Now you have me getting anal. You love anal don cha?
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@ravenmargo1 They’re working class and working class people are nationalist
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@Caoimhinn55 He’s a complete and utter liar and those who do vote for him are everything that’s wrong with ireland
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@john_mcguirk No one is reading it or listening to it particularly outside of Ireland.
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@Trinity_News That’s a fella
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