✧ hi, i'm excess! ✧
⭒ i mostly post about dota, wow, genshin, modded minecraft, steam deck, game collecting (4k+), retro, bunnies and more ♡
▹ esports work (broadcast production & TO) ♡
▹ sometimes i talk about the industry & comp gaming ♡
▹ mostly shitposting ♡
okay this is extremely funny
players can no longer pause/unpause below a certain behaviour score. guy realizes hes the only one in the lobby who can. pauses and goes to eat for over an hour
@punished_cait
it got added after a lot of folks got really into custom building! basically, as you interact with the environment around you (ie chopping trees for woods) the cannibals become more aggressive towards you and it becomes a war very quickly
no dota patch will ever top the individual couriers.
remember when we had to share a single courier? and if you took it away from your mid during the first 5 minues of the game, he should show up at your workplace and break your knees and spit in your mouth?
@Bornakang
Aurikatariina is an absolute angel. her free home cleanings are for people who are too sick to clean their own
she mostly helps people with several clinical depression or physical disability
MARCI IS OUT
pros:
• whistles like a birb
• strolls up to people and either slaps or dropkicks them
• has not one, but TWO yeeting abilities
cons:
• you have to play dota
funny story, i actually learned Melee out of spite. when I was in highschool i dated a much older guy (yes, YIKES) who was a total ass. whenever there were problems he'd get all manipulative. so i vented out my frustration by wobbling the everloving hell outta the guy (1/2)
i'm beyond hyped to announce I'm joining
@TeamLiquid
as an intern for their Events team! I'm so excited ;n; I can't wait to learn from everyone-- I promise I'll do my best! ♡
hi i'm looking for more WoW friends!! I've been playing retail solo this whole time so I'd like to try to find people on wowtwt :D
I like collecting stuff (I wanna try out mount collecting) and PVE content!
ten million alts but currently focusing on a bm hunter and a fire mage
"why are women overly cautious with strangers approaching them in public spaces that are not intended for people to meet each other"
for those of you who are genuinely wondering, I'll tell you a few stories about people approaching me in public.
1) Your friend didn't get dropped for being a Christian, she was dropped for hiding behind her religion as an excuse for discrimination
2) Your friend isn't being "cancelled", she's facing the consequences for her own action
3) Stop pretending you care about marginalized people
Well as a Christian I guess I am not welcome to be a part of
@ADVANCEDgg
.
My friend
@MagickMoonshot
was dropped because she is logical and understands the difference between male and female.
She merely wanted women to have their own tournament and time together. Women…
@Weas3l
"don't be dependent on tested medication and treatment plans accepted by the medical community! be dependent on beer instead!" 10/10 flawless logic
@Katsumoo1
None of these. I have this sleeping position where everything from my stomach upwards is on my back, my head is on the side, but my abdomen is COMPLETELY twisted and my hips/legs are facing downwards.
didn't realize how weird this was until someone saw me sleep and WTF'd at me
@kochsister
I totally get it. joe biden showed up to my pneumology appt and heckled me for 30 minutes while i was trying to cough up mucus for a sputum test. he called me miss playdough lungs. it made me want to cry tbh
i need more dota 2 friends o.o
skills:
• i might not be good at pos 4/5 but im good at ✨~emotionally supporting~✨ my team
• i draw really cute cats on the minimap
• probably know someone on the enemy team (insider trading)
• might sing to you
• im very punny
apply within
until eventually he'd get angry, go punch a hole in some drywall and go for a walk.
thing is, I was secretly a young link main, i was just totally beyond ~done~ with his crap.
PSA; do not date people you hate
@pinkpurp11
@marsroseo
@PopCrave
Abusive nurse mother fabricated & forged evidence of several illnesses for her daughter including cancer and intellectual disabilities (so nobody would believe her about the abuse), forced her to undergo countless unnecessary surgeries, getting her teeth removed, etc
@liberal_hack_
@seamirac1979
@DrJenGunter
I mean you're probably visualizing a really tiny infant, but at that point it'd be more like a massive pile of unclear tissue and blood and mucus. You'd really need to sift around in there to find anything resembling a fetus
*streams with a webcam*
internet men: omg i cant believe ur stealing views from my poor boys by wearing totally normal clothing and existing in front of a camera you evil temptress. repent immediately
*becomes a vtuber*
internet men: no wait, not like that
@online_shawn
I work in one of the processing warehouses and it’s funny to see the stuff people send. I once saw a whole russet potato that had postage and the correct address so we shipped it
@PSGPong
@Grayolaa
Yeah, it's a complete mystery why yall got banned. It's almost like you were being incredibly disrespectful and had to be told to stop repeatedly
Holy crap.
I just got a phone call-- the man who has been stalking me for the past year and a half was arrested this morning.
I don't even know how to describe the amount of relief I feel
this has been debunked a number of times by actual neurologists. Studies consistently show that as little as 10-20 hours in a game eliminates base cognitive differences.
I can assure you at least most pro players have played more than 20 hours in their game
(studies below)
I am beyond HYPED to announce that I've joined the
#UbisoftCanadaGuild
as a
@UbisoftCanada
ambassador!
This means awesome Ubisoft content, giveaways and special stuff for yall!
PS all of the content creators in this guild are awesome and I'm a little intimidated 😳
@nicolasfailstwt
@pokimanelol
1. bro this just means we pay an extra 5 cents on a candy bar. we're gonna be okay
2. my american ex & friends pay MUCH more in health insurance than I pay in healthcare taxes annually. we literally save money when you compare the budgets.
it breaks my heart whenever someone is telling u about a special interest and then suddenly they stop and say something like "haha sorry i said too much you're probably bored"
NO!! do not withhold the secrets of the universe from me! i want to hear your every thought!
dermatologist last year said I had one of the "most severe" cases of autoimmune/medication induced hair loss that he'd ever seen in my age group. but look, my floof is finally growing back in!! :3 its like ive got wispy bangs now hehe
I am a
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
⚪️ nb
☑️dream warden supporter
Looking for a
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
☑️tree to fly through that doesn't have invisible hitboxes on the branches, please stop giving my flying mount concussions, its ruining my day