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@docno1r
docnoir
9 months
Matt Damon actually fucking rules
@ali_sivi
bald ann "tennis" dowd
9 months
i like matt damon because one day, unprompted, he was like "i don't say the gay slur anymore :)" and everybody was like ???? and then he did oppenheimer
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@docno1r
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3 months
Robin Williams killed himself because he was succumbing to a very aggressive and debilitating form of dementia 👍
@truthordaryl
diary of a wimpy bitch
3 months
this is nuts
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@docno1r
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9 months
*insanely* funny bit for Bradley Cooper to pour his soul for years into a passion project, creating what may well be a masterpiece, every element crafted to perfection, a sure bet to sweep the Oscars..... if only he'd not worn the comically offensive fake giant Jew nose
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@docno1r
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11 days
fuck it here's Oscar Isaac in 2001 performing in a ska band
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@docno1r
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3 months
anyway here's wonderworm
@JohnnySobczak
Johnny Sobczak
3 months
Denis Villeneuve asked Josh Brolin to work with Hans Zimmer to develop a song that Gurney could play on the baliset in DUNE: PART TWO. Brolin worked for a month and a half on writing the lyrics, and Zimmer wrote the music — the song *has* made it into the final cut this time!
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@docno1r
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1 year
jordan peterson describing his discovery of live music is the most unhinged thing i've seen from him yet. and also the funniest
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@docno1r
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1 month
wow
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@haaretzcom
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LISTEN: Award-winning playwright and screenwriter Tony Kushner tells Haaretz Podcast why he's baffled by the controversy over director Jonathan Glazer's "unimpeachable and irrefutable" remarks at the 2024 Oscar Awards
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@docno1r
docnoir
17 days
he really is so goated for this, the way he turns his swag on between the two photos will never not be funny
@TheCinesthetic
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18 days
when Ethan Hawke made his son switch seats just so he could talk to Rihanna.
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@docno1r
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i watched this with my mom (zionist) and she said it was a metaphor for the Palestinians trying to get into Israel
is this like the only scene anyone remembers from world war z
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@docno1r
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10 months
wtf this might be the only picture of him not wearing a collared shirt
@letterboxd
Letterboxd
2 years
the power of christopher nolan’s dog 🐕
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@docno1r
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9 months
the sex scene discourse is never-ending and just isn't worth even engaging with directly. we should instead be talking about why gen z is so terrified of sex in the first place, and why "is it required for the plot" is now such a common way of talking about movies/art in general
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@docno1r
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@docno1r
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1 month
lol
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@docno1r
docnoir
1 month
never seen a passage from a script so obviously typed with one hand
@ChelseaLeiannn
Chelsea
1 month
Reading the Death Proof script and wtf is this
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@docno1r
docnoir
9 months
absolutely cooked their asses
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@docno1r
docnoir
8 months
fastest i've ever gotten the ick
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@RandomSprint
RandomSprint
8 months
Can men can get the ick? What's a time you have? A girl lost me by sounding excited to receive her parents' inheritance one day. Ungrateful, ghoulish behavior.
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@docno1r
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3 months
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@docno1r
docnoir
3 months
posting this scene on /r/atheism and getting 1 trillion updoots
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
3 months
Matthew Vaughn says the studio wanted him to cut the church sequence from ‘KINGSMAN’ up until 3 days before the film premiered. (Source: @PostCredPod )
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@docno1r
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1 year
help
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@docno1r
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8 months
never before seen levels of actor brain here. incredible stuff
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@Variety
Variety
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After watching Will Smith’s Oscars slap, Sean Penn became convinced his only choice was to destroy his own Oscar statuettes. “I thought, well, f---, you know? I’ll give them to Ukraine. They can be melted down to bullets they can shoot at the Russians.”
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@docno1r
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1 year
@aklingus When Mitt Romney got found out as having an alt account that was a French guy named Pierre Delecto and when questioned about it he simply replied "c'est moi"
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@docno1r
docnoir
3 months
FYI that one oomf that likes all of your flop tweets is worth more to you than the best man at your wedding. never forget that
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@docno1r
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1 year
@aklingus another great moment
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@docno1r
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27 days
"sometimes things that are expensive are worse" so true
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@docno1r
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2 years
@firagawalkwthme Funny, you never said this about Spongebob 🤨
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@docno1r
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8 months
@nickhutt2000 oh I know she hates your ass
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@docno1r
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1 year
@TheTumboy I like how the stunt guys are so clearly just two white dudes
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@docno1r
docnoir
9 months
what's crazy to me is you know for sure multiple people told him it looks bad, and any producer who isn't totally useless would've seen the 'jewface' headlines coming from miles away. was he just too lost in his own sauce
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@docno1r
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9 months
@NineSeventyy blue checks
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@docno1r
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2 months
this is such a cultural moment
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@docno1r
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1 year
me every time I walk past the lingerie mannequins at target
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@docno1r
docnoir
11 months
first of all, who the fuck ever said that art had to be beautiful
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
11 months
If you have to explain why it's beautiful, it isn't.
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@docno1r
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2 years
@DatLe @ElyKreimendahl fiscally conservative means that you're in favor of cutting taxes, which requires cutting spending, which requires cutting government programs socially liberal means you're in favor of government programs, which require money, which require taxes theyre diametrically opposed
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@docno1r
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1 year
whenever plagiarism in film comes up everyone always brings up Requiem for a Dream and Perfect Blue, but it's really not even the most egregious example
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@docno1r
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1 year
it's crazy how Crimes of the Future is probably the most important, culturally relevant film to come out in the last 10 years... and absolutely nobody outside of film twitter has even heard of it
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@docno1r
docnoir
3 months
pandas seated a table together eating bamboo lol
@your__midnights
catie 🤍 manifesting Miami
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btw The Tortured Poets Department is for the eldest daughters, the “pleasures to have in class”, the parentified children, the friend everyone goes to but no one really checks on, the one who listens to your story when everyone else lost interest. in case you were wondering
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@docno1r
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3 months
i'm really gonna do it this time
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@docno1r
docnoir
2 months
Jonathon Glazer -- "Right now we stand here as men who refuse their Jewishness and the Holocaust being hijacked by an occupation which has led to conflict for so many innocent people"
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@docno1r
docnoir
1 month
got my buddy the Heat 4K for his birthday. "pretty lit" cmon man 😔
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@docno1r
docnoir
1 year
@zachsilberberg I once accidentally said "i love you" while hooking up with someone I hardly knew. could be worse
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@docno1r
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3 months
@billyhumblebrag it really is super lame. all the reporting on it was so irresponsible
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@docno1r
docnoir
3 months
@spnncer this is basically entirely false except for the bit about his widow. you don't need to exaggerate the the severity or the rarity of his disease (i.e. sensationalize it) to make it more poignant or something. he had the typical features of a very debilitating type of dementia.
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@docno1r
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9 months
@PALMTOMS yeah cuz Canada actually cares about education
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@docno1r
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9 months
sick of anti-horny movie discourse. what are your favorite sex scenes in movies? i'll start
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@docno1r
docnoir
2 months
maybe i'm nuts but i'm pretty sure the movie does not actually take this stance lol
@lukeisamazing
the thicc husband & father
2 months
Oppenheimer is a great movie because it’s clearly about how the title character is an insane narcissist and war criminal who may have doomed humanity to annihilation all for his own sick hubris and there are still people who think it’s celebrating nukes and America
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1 year
"they're watching this man do what surfers do - dancing on the edge of chaos and order"
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1 year
we are witnessing a Batman villain origin story in real time, outfits and all
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@docno1r
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3 months
lmfao
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@DesertedScope
deserted scope ⚰️📑
3 months
what your favorite directors says about you
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@docno1r
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1 year
me when being lifted out of the normality of my existence by seeing this joy transfuse me because i got an intimation of genuine meaning
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9 months
@adpo97 how is it even possible to create such a severe dorm room situation in the time it takes to watch a movie
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@docno1r
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1 year
lot of people in the replies and quotes saying things to the tune of "I'm not a JP fan, but this isn't that weird" .... first of all, yeah it is. more importantly, how about you dorks just let me make fun of the guy lmao
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9 months
Sorkin's a cornball but this moment has always stuck with me as one moment where The West Wing gets it absolutely right
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3 months
not to be all tmz but chalamet should take it easy on the botox
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9 months
@whitesoxjordan can you post a recording of yourself please. i promise i will protect you viciously in the replies no matter how bad it is
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10 months
be careful out there. i had 2 tickets to The Flash in my car, someone broke in and left 4 more
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@docno1r
docnoir
9 months
hit tweet wtf. anyone who wants to read blue check replies can find em here
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9 months
@EmmaTwolkin i need to know what happened on that set. cuz you're right, he could've just.. not worn a fake nose at all. he nosed too close to the sun 😢
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@docno1r
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@PattyOFlaherty awful movie lol. the whole thing in the film is that Israel is the only country in the world that's managed to keep out the zombies, and they did so by erecting a huge wall.... their downfall is brought on by allowing in one Islamic girl, whose singing drives them into a frenzy
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@docno1r
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8 months
lost it when I heard the beach boys start playing lmao
@CureBore
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8 months
Gary Busey was involved in an alleged hit-and-run incident in Malibu, where a woman claims he rear-ended her car and fled the scene. The woman pursued Busey and captured their confrontation on video.
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@docno1r
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reading up on Fremen lore
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11 months
@vulture Im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye.
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@docno1r
docnoir
3 months
Tom in Magnolia is actually, imo, the most generous, most radically exposed, most utterly and willfully unguarded any actor has ever been in a film. eagerly mining his most private pain for a film, in which it matters and will always matter. a performance of complete generosity.
@nodrectionhome
Cian 🇮🇪
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it is legitimately insane how tom cruise channeled his feelings about his father's death into one of the greatest performances of all time for Magnolia yet he lost the oscar to some shit called The Cider House Rules
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11 months
i can't stop thinking about how they made tom cruise watch this....
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10 months
no this is insane
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8 months
setting up the camera first is crazy
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9 months
@holdenfordfocus my theory is some people are only capable of creating great art when they're broke and starving
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@docno1r
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2 years
@this0ldh0use @fellawhomstdve ok lol I'm glad she's ok, but we can all agree that Nancy Pelosi is not quietly sowing rebellion and dismantling the oppressive establishment from behind the scenes right
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@Comrade_Yui I think this is a huge part of it and I also think it's that we've become a culture hyper-aware and hyper-sensitive to sexuality as this thing that inherently, perpetually exists in the context of potential harm / sexual assault
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9 months
@benzostraydogs yeah, great point. modern movies are simultaneously full of beautiful people and also totally sexless. really well-written piece about this:
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2 months
i tried to talk to my therapist about a Beach Boys song i was thinking about a lot and she laughed at me like "who the fuck listens to the Beach Boys?"
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@okimstillhungry you fumbled sorry bro
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@docno1r
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9 months
this also applies retroactively to when he crossed the picket line btw. Mann vindicated!!
@DiscussingFilm
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Michael Man’s ‘FERRARI’ has secured a SAG-AFTRA interim agreement that allows the stars to promote the movie since it is being released by NEON who has agreed to SAG’s proposal.
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@zudummzumficken yea she's the worst
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the fact that somebody would cheat on natalie portman is proof of the depravity of french people
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lots of great contenders but let's be real now, it's Faye Wong in Chungking Express. she's in a class of her own
@PlayThatPop
Play That Pop
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What singer had the most unforgettable role in a movie ?
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@docno1r
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8 months
same person btw
@docno1r
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8 months
she told me she hates watching movies and that "watching tiktok is a better use of [her] time than watching a film, it has more value per minute. short form video is an incredible art form"
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@docno1r
docnoir
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i honestly find the reception to Drive-Away Dolls totally perplexing. especially in context of how much everyone seems to love Bottoms? it should clearly be the other way around
@Liam_The_Nerd
Liam/Lemon🏳️‍🌈🎥
25 days
Why the fuck is Drive-Away Dolls at a 2.9 average on letterboxd
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@docno1r
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3 months
@legotrillermoth me after i lay down an absolute shellacking
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8 months
maybe mean of me but if you really think teaching is either an easy or unimportant occupation, you're lacking critical mental faculties and tbh shouldn't be allowed to vote
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@BuyErasers yeah he fucking rules and Im tired of pretending otherwise
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Poor Things (2024)
@ecto_fun
laura 🦠
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what the hell is this is the best dog i ever seen
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@gracecamille_ it's called negotiation. it's a delicate art
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8 months
I don't know if I've ever seen a strong negative critique of Schindler's List that isn't either illogical or in bad faith. It isn't a movie "about the holocaust," it's a movie about Oskar Schindler
@DannyDrinksWine
DepressedBergman
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“The great difference between a Kubrick and a Spielberg, is Spielberg is more successful. His films make much more money, but they’re comforting. They give you answers; always, the films are answers. I don’t think they’re very clever answers.” --- Terry Gilliam
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1 year
@AustinJamesMink @instain_mother fuck I hate being reminded that conor is actually really funny
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9 months
lmfao not even larry david could write a bit this good
@ashleyfeinberg
Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social)
9 months
obviously there's a lot of other disgusting stuff in there but is rudy sure he's not jewish
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@BenedictENash i'm not an expert but this doesn't seem like benzo behavior to me. my working theory is that the rapid detox via medically induced coma he did fried his brain
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she told me she hates watching movies and that "watching tiktok is a better use of [her] time than watching a film, it has more value per minute. short form video is an incredible art form"
@RandomSprint
RandomSprint
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Can men can get the ick? What's a time you have? A girl lost me by sounding excited to receive her parents' inheritance one day. Ungrateful, ghoulish behavior.
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The whole cast (except rami malek 💀) was going sicko mode but RDJ's performance single-handedly elevates the movie to another level
@ColmaSatchel
daytona 🧘‍♂️
9 months
So....Best Supporting Actor nomination is basically guaranteed, right?
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1 year
@zachsilberberg pretty much what she said
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@pugmane walking out of the theater to greet the sunrise like
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