Delighted for you @rowleycsr I’ll be supping a celebratory drink from my Pasoti mug very shortly.

Today is the day

https://t.co/28hz8eA4L1

Tbf this is - I think - an actual masterpiece

I was not expecting this…. 😎

Textbook first day’s leave and already a successful trip to the tip. 😎

He had to drive the little car on at the start

I bet she wears that jacket when she’s visiting her parents. Just to keep them on their toes

Even by 7 April it seems 5% of arrivals from India had Covid (50x UK Covid rate). Asked Health Sec what that had risen to by time they put India on red list. No answer. Asked how many of the 2,323 India variant cases in UK travelled back & how many caught it here. No answer.

Total love for @PrivateEyeNews

Happy with this 😎 I got: Denmark

First trip back to the gym done!

‘Project fear’.

The Daily Telegraph leader today says: "Let's admit what we got wrong in 2020, and shake things up in 2021". Great idea. I have some suggestions. How about: https://t.co/jiYvbM2R5F

I’m all in favour of hope but we never learn do we ?

Preparing to do the @TimesRadio paper review at 10.30am, and working my way through Boris Johnson's back catalogue of over-promises on coronavirus. It's crazy. The PM is pathologically addicted to making big stupid promises he can't keep.

A fridge full of booze and no gym in the morning.

Boris Johnson writing after the referendum promised that any Brexit deal would mean: "British people will still be able to go and work in the EU; to live; to travel; to study; to buy homes and to settle down..."

Just been out for a curry.

Again, these aren't new EU rules. They are existing rules for non-EU citizens if their country has not signed up to free movement. The Mail campaigned for years for the UK to become one of these countries. It simply lacks the integrity to take responsibility for the consequences.