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Scouse Mouse, failing at life. Fuck the Tories. Up the Reds. #YNWA #JFT97

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@clare23911
Clare 23911
3 years
@jimmymc_88 Anyone on this thread replying "you should've texted him back" or "maybe he was nervous" just so you know, YOU'RE that person
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@clare23911
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4 years
@AnfieldEdition There'd be riots. I'd start them.
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@clare23911
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3 years
@FootballJOE Sick of people saying sports + politics don't mix. Politics comes into everything from the price of milk to televised sports events to your wages. And this isn't politics - it's a case of seeing an atrocity and calling it out. Fair play to Mahrez 👏🏻
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4 years
@ScouseSocialism @TommyCorbyn @LeftieK13 100% this. I'm heartbroken but so pleased this man made me see not all politicians are so beyond anything I can relate to. #legend
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@clare23911
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1 year
@SalAfricanGoat This was my favourite moment of the match 🤣
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5 months
Fuckin state of Fulham booing Harvey Elliot whenever he gets the ball - HE LEFT YOU WHEN HE WAS A LITERAL CHILD YOU BELLENDS
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5 years
@Trickyjabs I get upset about the state of this country but then I watch things like this and it gives me hope 👏👏👏
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3 years
@richardosman My fave one was "I do beg your pardon, I am in your garden"
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@clare23911
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3 years
Nowakowski is a bellend. Pass it on #universitychallenge
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@clare23911
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2 years
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'VE JUST HAD MY OFFER ACCEPTED TO BUY A HOUSE ON MY OWN #Imagrownupnow
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@clare23911
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7 years
There needs to be a 4th emergency service for people with mental health issues. Not only would it be massively helpful to people who are suffering with mental illness, but it would relieve the pressure on the police and ambulance services. #999whatsyouremergency
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@clare23911
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3 years
@SteverenoHumph @JaneyGodley Absolute shout!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@clare23911
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4 years
Haaaaa boss this... Pub changed its name in New Brighton... 🤣🤣🤣
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@clare23911
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5 years
@steven_mi11s @Carra23 @LFC @premierleague I don't see a bias either way & in terms of ex-Reds those 3 are genuinely critical of LFC when needed. You'd think Redknapp never played for us. I don't think Carra is biased though - he always gives honest accounts of the game and Souness is always angry at everyone.
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@clare23911
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5 years
@YaasirKhan @GNev2 I'm a Red and think Keane is hilarious. Love seeing him do punditry - doesn't pull any punches. Old school.
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@clare23911
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4 years
@TheRedmenTV Fuckin love this t-shirt #mycaptain 👏👏👏
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2 years
@pault0m0 @liamgallagher Mate don't disrespect Kula Shaker
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3 years
I struggle to listen to Jamie Redknapp's punditry. Add Micah Richards taking half an hour to say something obvious and I have nothing but sympathy for Kelly
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@clare23911
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2 years
@ratemyplatenow What the flying fuck is that?!!!!
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@clare23911
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Havin meself a couple of Scouse £1 lagers from home & bargain. This is the alternative to drinkin all the wine. Happy Weekend everyone 🍻🎉
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@clare23911
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4 months
@CoolRnner "I've just tuned into the game" DIEHARD
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@clare23911
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3 months
Er... Woman on #lorraine makin out I should feel sorry for parents who lose child benefit if one of them doesn't work and the working parent earns over 60k. SIXTY FUCKIN THOUSAND YOU SHOULDN'T NEED CHILD BENEFIT
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1 year
@Kevin35416759 @henrywinter Well the silence for the 97 is a mark of respect for 97 people who died in horrific circumstances whereas the "national" anthem is a song about an over-privileged non-elected person so doesn't quite warrant the same -or any - level of respect so NOT really comparable is it Kevin?
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2 years
@ratemyplatenow No such thing as "Scouse stew" it's Scouse
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5 years
@SibsMUFC Fair play mate - I'm a Scouser & a Red and fair enough yer hate my team but respect for being honest about how you feel about my city. Northern cities a lot better in my opinion. I love going to Manchester - it's just more expensive and you can't walk everywhere like here!
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@clare23911
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4 years
Felt like there was a weird blag applause when they defended the BBC? #HIGNFY
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3 years
@reebecatavares Girl you're the most supportive missus of any Red. Friggin LOVE it!
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@justanotherwool I couldn't concentrate I kept getting blinded by some random flashes
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
2 years
Not gonna discuss that assault on Salah then no? Coz someone puts their hand round my throat and I'm phonin the bizzies like
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
7 years
I never thought I'd say this but can we just go back to the lab and cut up some dead bodies? #SilentWitness
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
1 year
getting really fuckin bored of how shit we are now
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
1 year
@Pops__o I genuinely believe dating apps are to blame. Like, they make people disposable and give false ideas about what's out there. There's something about chatting online for a few weeks, meeting finally and then goin "nah not you, I've got another few people I fancy more in the wings"
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Firstly it was the Bush administration. Secondly, that's so not the reason you're not coming and we all know it; there aren't enough sycophants in your administration to sound out the hate you'd be getting here, and we know you can't handle not being worshipped, #notwelcome
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
2 years
Why does Gordon look like when me nan used to take her teeth out?
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
2 years
@21105lfc @GaryLineker If you're the early game and you lose, the weekend's fuckin ruined.
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Clare 23911
2 months
I cringe to fuckin death everytime arsenal sing our 'allez allez allez' song. Why they do have no shame?!
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
5 years
@VoiceOfAnfield I'm starting to get as angry watching MOTD as I do when I watch Question Time! My underlying rage at the idiots chatting complete bubbles 😠😬
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@clare23911
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2 years
Honestly feel like despite LFC woes right now I'm lookin sound
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6 years
@robwells69 Seriously not offended. Just laughing dead loud at you.
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Clare 23911
3 years
@JaneyGodley I LOVED this to the point it was my actual ambition to work in a post office. I never did achieve that dream.
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2 years
@Rivaero @ToryFibs This is exactly what Liverpool has to say
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2 years
@THINGEO @RishiSunak I still can't watch this without laughing and simultaneously throwing up with cringe
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2 years
Sorry but no intelligent woman would let a fella get into a car with her she'd just met #TheSuspect
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2 months
I can't watch this anymore it's just pissin me off. As if you'd let the lodger get involved in that level of family business #thecuckoo
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
3 years
@Subjunctivecla1 @JimMFelton Nah you have to have once been a decent man to be saved. He's always been an ignorant, arrogant, self-serving, pompous scumbag.
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6 years
@BBCBreaking I absolutely agree that Cliff Richard should be compensated for the way he was treated by the BBC. I absolute don't agree that the licence payers should be footing the bill for the BBC's fuck-up #scrapthelicencefee #justiceforcliff
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@clare23911
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4 years
Trinity are on fire and Crawford is my favourite - she's so polite! 🔥🔥🔥 #UniversityChallenge
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4 years
Loving Dave's clear annoyance at the sheer length of the questions #mastermind
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2 months
So your mother who has brought you up and cared for you your entire life you just let someone physically attack her and then leave with that person?! Angry teenager or not, you've got a massively privileged life and there's no fuckin way you let that happen. #thecuckoo #fuckalice
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3 years
@martin_compston Scouser rootin' for Scotland coz I know who me people are - COME ON LADS
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9 months
Why have Manu come dressed as Newcastle?
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
1 year
@mcfcvlex @SalAfricanGoat Van Disney?! Are you 7?
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
5 months
Absolute shit rag why anyone still buys this cunt of a paper I'll never know. Poor Bolton fan died ffs. #dontbuythesun #scumrag
@FBAwayDays
Football Away Days
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How distasteful is this headline from The Sun, reporting why Bolton’s game was abandoned yesterday… 😒
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@emmaroc33249448 It's unbelievable - she left her dog, was in the middle of a zoom meeting on mute and vanished. How is there no foul play?! Unless they believe she's been taken and don't want to alarm the abductor?! I don't know
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@bushontheradio When I was in uni I stayed out for the night after a party so obvs made the decision to turn me underwear inside out til I could get home and change - me mum said "why didn't you just go columbo?" (obvs meant commando) Still call it that now
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Proper sick of these comments of "my life was hard way-back-when and I didn't have depression" as though depression's a life choice. People don't have to have a shitty life to experience depression and/or anxiety. It's a mental disorder. It's not something you snap out of.
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2 years
@blott444 @Clark1995Clark @rickygervais This is the only correct answer - not coz I've got hatred for other characters but this fella is comedy gold 😂
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Clare 23911
5 years
Could genuinely not be more proud of the fans booing and singing Liverpool songs over the national anthem #bullshitanthem #notaroyalist
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1 month
I can't be the only person who thought the Coventry goal was onside?!
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5 years
@_YoungyLFC98 Agreed. Nothing they were doing could be more important than LFC. Don't get me wrong, thought "FFS sounds like a boss game to be missing" but it's just not done to be watching someone else when Liverpool are on. Currently enjoying highlights 😊
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2 years
@JuicyJay_ox @JimBoardman Done a head count have yer?
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
4 years
@empireofthekop Fowler or Paddy Berger
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Clare 23911
2 years
Fuckin' ell how am I s'posed to calm down?!
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@clare23911
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11 months
BORED! Boiler suited up and gettin meself into town for some window shopping in the rain ☔☔☔
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3 months
I know I've got a weird face but I make a fuckin effort and I've been jibbed off yet again by the person who expects me to be a girlfriend too him. Should I just fuck him off?!
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1 year
Flight to Dublin cancelled so here we are glammin ourselves for a night out in town #fuckyouaerlingus
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@clare23911
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4 years
@StanleyHouseLFC I can't wait for work tomorrow (literally never say this) but solely to see the lad who last year put Real Madrid pics up in the office and this year put Spurs pics up. Epitome of bitter.
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2 years
This might be the night Gary Neville just walks off air 🤣
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Clare 23911
2 years
How is Glenn Hoddle employed as a commentator?! How does someone go "oh I'd like to hear what this tit has to say"
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
2 years
SO I'M 40 TODAY! ARRRGGGHHH
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1 year
Nobody should ever go to a football match and not come home. 97 will never be forgotten. YNWA #JFT97
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2 years
@jstanuddaw00l @LBC Swear to god, always sittin next to someone random when I scroll down twitter and this pic comes up, so many people thinkin I'm bang into this 🤣
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@clare23911
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3 years
Swear down the day Jurgen leaves us I am gonna cry like a baby
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1 month
@sstopp2 @SteveL_1968 Exactly this. Everything's in your face 24hrs a day: rolling news (all of it bad) People's lives on social media for you to compare your own with and overthink about. Cost of living, being made to feel grateful for having a job you hate, loneliness, NHS crisis. It's relentless
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@buhashee
Al Buhashee  ✘
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Amen.
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Can't we have all the games on itv? Commentators on BBC need to fuckin bore off. Danny Murphy's commentary could be used as a method of execution #SPASWE
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@clare23911
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5 years
"I like my women like I like my coffee......... I don't like coffee" 😂😂😂 #RobRinderVerdict #rhymes
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3 years
@GaryBEL04745521 @NadineDorries From Walton voting Tory? Get in the fuckin sea.
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@UndrTheCosh So typical of footballers: this is real life. You think your boss owes you an explanation? They're IN CHARGE. Nobody owes you this! These lads have never had a real job so think the world needs to be kind. You get paid thousands of pounds a week and think you have clout 😂
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Clare 23911
2 years
BLOW THE FUCKING WHISTLE YOU CUNT
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
3 years
Happy Birthday to me! 🍻🎁
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Therapy is massively helpful and if you're lucky enough to have access to it then please do so. But Jesus Christ it's insightful to the point of exhausting.
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@clare23911
Clare 23911
2 years
Obvs had a meltdown of late. Think I'm gonna be okay - back livin with me parents for a bit which I now realise is probably a good thing (despite feeling like a failure) Thanks to everyone who sent kind messages to me, they really were appreciated and made me feel less alone ❤️
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@clare23911
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2 years
RIP Robbie Coltrane 😢 Cracker will always be one of me faves ❤️
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4 years
@bluebel06187675 @gracedent You've just blown my mind here... Who the fuck doesn't have an inner monologue???!?!?!!!???
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3 months
Oh can someone turn Lee Dixon's mic off?!
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2 years
I'm absolutely fucking freezing
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2 years
These two 🤣❤️
@LFC
Liverpool FC
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@clare23911
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2 years
Swear down if Boris fucking Johnson gets back in there'll be riots. Fuckin show of a country 🤬🤬🤬
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2 years
Maguire really is a pile of shite isn't he 🤣
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8 months
Sooooo my dog is ADORABLE in his new raincoat 😍
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3 years
I can't deal with the cringe that is Chris Eubank #CelebrityGogglebox
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@clare23911
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24 days
@JaneyGodley Can confirm it works with swedes too. The vegetable, not the people. 👍
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@clare23911
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2 years
@eiecampaign The whole night was brilliant. Special mention to @paulwfleming and the Scouser who'd never done a speech before - both incredible. Solidarity! ✊✊✊
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