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Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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4 years
I was in charge of cheese and biscuits last night. I am 47 years old.
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It's rather grey in southwest London today, so let's go back one week for 9 seconds of a sublime lilac-breasted roller on the Masai Mara
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No more zebras, but good to see all these lads again.
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5 days
A guaranteed neutral venue.
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Welcome back from holiday, David
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Just because I'm home doesn't mean you're spared the pictures. Especially not when they're dancing giraffes.
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8 days
Back home to a world where a zebra crossing doesn't mean this
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About to leave Kenya. Thanks, Kenya. It's been an absolute treat.
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In case your apron has just lost it
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RT @DavidMuttering: Travelling by jumbo, if you're a cattle egret
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Travelling by jumbo, if you're a cattle egret
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Reprise
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8 days
When you're a tiny malachite kingfisher, but you're terribly busy.
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9 days
Gotta love elephants
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9 days
An impala gala
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9 days
Hippo yawns are just a little showy-offy
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9 days
This afternoon was hippotastic - they were yawning, wobbling and rolling their way around. With a hint of menace. And yes. One of them has rolled over with its paws in the air.
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9 days
Were it not for the leopard, this morning would have belonged to the two lion cubs we saw, one of whom was being a nuisance to its mother
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These guys are just across from where I'm having lunch. Was going to call them tubby, but I've eaten lots so that's unduly hippo critical.
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It wasn't just a leopard this morning. We also saw this incredible five-legged elephant.
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