Flanders to God, Flanders to God! Get off your cloud and save my Todd!

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"Are you enjoying your ox testicle? Oh, yes. Very much so." "Really? You sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious!" "No, I'm good."

I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them!

"Wish you were her." How many of these is he going to send me?

Well, since you attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we'll start you off with something a little more advanced...

"Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy money?" "What's that?" "It's money that's made just for the park. It works just like regular money, but it's, uh, fun!"

Remember what I told ya... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath! My car broke down... It was just vapor lock!

"Hey, Simpson, I hear your sister dumped Christianity." "Who cares?" "I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood." "His name's Gunnar, and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer." "I

"I question the value of this assembly." "It will be a pleasant memory when they're pumping gas for a living!"

"Sir, if I could just break in for a moment." "Yes, Roy." "Do you have a question for Sandy Koufax?" "Yes. Mr. Koufax, don't you think Flanders is a big jerk?"

Good news, Lisa! I don't need your mother anymore. I've created a replacement that's superior to her in almost every way.

Marge! Marge, look! The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me!

Everything's too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book. Everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy...

Cover for me!

"What about chestnut roasting? People always need chestnuts." "Or begging. I know a place that'll saw your legs off!" "Slow down, fellas. I've got a way we can keep our legs and still have a bright future."

Don't worry about nothin', Homer. I have a feeling that Mr. Burns is gonna have a little accident that might keep him from bowlin' with us tonight... heh, heh, heh!

Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal... over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!

Attention, Homer Simpson. Attention, Homer Simpson... Wake up, Homer!

Every day, same old cat... I'll make him more interesting!