Brian Regan
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Sorry to hear about the death of Norm Macdonald. He was one of the greats of comedy. And he was also a really good guy. He will be missed.
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Thanks to
@egoraptor
and Danny
@GameGrumps
. I enjoyed coming in dead last in Mario Kart against you two and my son.
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Don't try to break my record - 6 at the sun stare! Because the big yellow one is the sun!
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Hey all, my special, "Brian Regan: Nunchucks
And Flamethrowers,” will premiere November 21st on
@netflix
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You guys making a sidewalk over there? What a coincidence. We're making one over here!
http://t.co/N6IzRfOxaj
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My new
@netflix
comedy series "Stand Up and Away! with Brian Regan" streams Christmas Eve!
@NetflixIsAJoke
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It’s funny to me that Netflix does not recommend my show to me!
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Happy Pi Day. From what little I know about math, I’m guessing this day will never end.
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I'm proud to say I'll be doing Comedy Central's first ever live stand-up special. It will be from Radio City Music Hall, Sat, Sep 26th.
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For those curious, Tom Brady’s “Regan” audible meant, “Check out Brian Regan’s series ‘Stand Up and Away!’ streaming now on Netflix!”
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The seat next to me on my flight has a “Do not Occupy” sign on it. I asked flight attendant why? She said it had no seat belt. I’m going to start flying with those signs.
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Backstage with
@gamegrumps
who put on a great live show in LA last night! My son and I had a blast!
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I just walked past Mike Tyson at the airport. True. I wonder if they would ever try to drag him off a plane.
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With
#WorldSeries
happening, here are my thoughts on “Must Win” games from a
@Letterman
appearance.
#ThisTeam
#EarnHistory
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Me: How about a pic of my left hand extended?
Netflix: No, we know what we’re doing.
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I expect “a lot of credit” will be given at the end of the
#WorldSeries
!
#ThisTeam
#EarnHistory
@MLB
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It’s a cup, with dirt in it.
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I know what you should be watching...
#StandUpAndAwayWithBrianRegan
is now streaming on
@netflix
!
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Huge compliment from
@JimGaffigan
! Thank you!
I’m really looking forward to this.
@BrianReganComic
is a master. Watch “Stand up and Away!” And see Brian live.
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I think I was 14 years old during this taping.
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I can’t thank you enough
@billburr
!
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American Airlines: I'm in one of your planes at LAX that landed 45 minutes ago. The plane is nice, but we all want to get out of it.
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Dennis, Netflix is paying me $1 per month, so you might be right.
Netflix just raised my subscription $1 per month. I wonder if it's to help pay my brother
@BrianReganComic
for his great stand-up comedy special : Nunchucks and Flamethrowers.
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Very honored to do this again with Jerry!
12 comedians, 12 hand-picked cars, and of course endless coffee. New episodes of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee stream July 6, only on
@NetflixIsAJoke
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Hey everybody:
I hope you’re well during this unprecedented time.
Since we’re all by ourselves, and looking for stuff to do, I thought I’d offer a free download of my 2011 CD, "All By Myself."
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Amazing! I thought I was listening to myself!
@peteholmes
@birbigs
!
One of my favorite
#tipyourwaitstaff
episodes. My buddy
@peteholmes
does an excellent impression of Brian Regan. The full hour is over on my Instagram live stories right now if you want to watch. Tons of new material! Donate to comedy club waitstaff here:
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My second
#ComediansinCars
@cicgcshow
with Jerry Seinfeld is streaming today! Honored he asked me again!
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Thx to some of my sharp followers who pointed out we posted a pic of the wrong falls when when I played Idaho Falls. We will make sure to be more careful moving forward. Looking forward to playing tonight in Wheatland, CA!
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Thought room service guy would say, "Have a good meal." Knew not to say, "You too." Instead he said, "Have a good show." I said, "You too."
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My Netflix special - Nunchucks and Flamethrowers -premieres tomorrow! Here’s the trailer.
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I asked Siri 3 times for the past tense of FLING. She thought I said, "fleeing," "rain," and "flame." So I flanged my phone across the room.
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It’s a bag...with dirt in it!
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One of us throws a 38 mph fastball.
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Comforting to know how to quickly get out of the theater in an emergency...
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It’s hard deciding which of those pictures is my least favorite.
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Flight I’m boarding literally has 57 people on the upgrade wait list. I wonder if
#57
is looking at the screen with his fingers crossed.
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Just received a 35 cent check via 41 cent first class postage.
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Hey All! Hope everyone is doing okay during these trying circumstances! I look forward to getting back out on the road as soon as possible! Stay safe everyone!
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Garry Shandling was a wonderful comedian. Sorry to see him go.
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I'm honored to be at
#GardenofLaughs
@gardenofdreams
this coming Tuesday, 4-2
@TheGarden
along with
@JerrySeinfeld
,
@billburr
,
@mulaney
,
@iliza
, Michael Che and Jon Stewart!
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The amazing power of liking a tweet!
Guys, my husband just noticed
@BrianReganComic
liked one of his tweets and I’m pretty sure his life’s purpose is now fulfilled.
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Can I possibly look groovier?
#StandUpAndAwayWithBrianRegan
streaming tomorrow on
@netflix
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The average American spends one-third of his life sleeping, and two-thirds of his life untangling his earbuds.
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Love it!
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I'm saddened by the loss of Ralphie May. Thoughts go out to his family, friends, and fans.
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Loudermilk is now on
@Netflix
! I’m proud to play Mugsy on this great project! All three seasons are now available. Hopefully there will be more!
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Been gettin’ razzed for using expression, “PIN number.” Apparently, “number” is redundant. All I know is I need it for the ATM machine.
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After my show in Corbin, KY went to the original KFC and had my pic taken with
@jimgaffigan
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“It’s a cup...with dirt NOT in it.”
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“I’m outta here!”
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Because I wrote the bit in 1956.
A friends house? Why didn’t you just use your cellphone?
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Visiting the Doctor - Listening - From
#IWalkedOnTheMoon
#brianregan
#standupcomedy
#medicine
#doctors
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Thx, Jerry! Huge honor!!
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Stop making people put 5 pounds of dirty clothes from one bag into another @ the airport. "Both bags total under 100 pounds. Good enough!"
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Proposal: Anyone caught trying to board a flight before their zone is called should be herded off to the side and made to board last.
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“You HAD logs?”
Driving down the highway this AM and all I could think of is: "If they need logs over there...and they need 'em over there...don't you think a phone call would save a whole lot of trouble..." 😂🤣😂
@BrianReganComic
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You’re either four months late, or eight months early, but thanks, that’s very nice!
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Thanks to Dan Patrick for the nice words!
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I don’t blame him! Grape or Cherry?
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Not sure if scientists are talking about me, or if this is a typo.
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Norm, I am humbled by your kind words.
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I want to thank Radio City Music Hall, Comedy Central, fellow comedians, and comedy fans everywhere for an amazing experience last night!
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