Brett Goldstein
@brettgoldstein
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Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
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The only thing more unbelievable than this moment, is all the heartbreakingly lovely messages I’ve had from so many people. Thank you for all of them.
I’d love to pretend this wasn’t a big deal. But it really was a big fxxxing deal. ❤️
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I met a kindred spirit the other day. I told him we had a lot in common. He told me to scram.
Grouches gonna grouch on Sesame Street. 💚 Thanks for visiting our neighborhood
@BrettGoldstein
! We love you!
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So proud of all the team, and so grateful to be a part of it. What an amazing night. At some point this will all sink in but for now, Let’s go Greyhounds!
#TedLasso
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you so much for all the love. RW/HW. ❤️💙💔💔💔
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The jig is up. Smiling all over the shop here. Absolute disaster.
This week’s Variety cover with
@brettgoldstein
:
Brett Goldstein on Being a F---ing Sex Symbol, Wanting More 'Ted Lasso' and Breaking His Rule of Not Smiling in Photos
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Whistle! It’s
@nickmohammed
day! Happy birthday to one of the funniest, kindest and most brilliant actors I know! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Go for it Dionne!
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Look out! It’s only the President Of The United States!
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Episode 6 of Ted Lasso is out! I had the privilege of writing this one. No spoilers but by the looks of the picture, Beard, Ted, Roy and Nate plan a space mission.
@AppleTVPlus
#tedlasso
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To be on this list with four of my all time heroes is truly fxxxing wild. Thank you
@SAGawards
. Amazing.
The laughs that the nominees for Male Actor in a Comedy Series brought us were some of our favorites this year!
It’s time to celebrate
#MichaelDouglas
,
@brettgoldstein
,
@SteveMartinToGo
,
#MartinShort
, and
#JasonSudeikis
!
#sagawards
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Merry Fxxxing Christmas from everyone at Ted Lasso.
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Look out! Ted Lasso returns…
This Spring!
@AppleTVPlus
Time to win the whole f***ing thing.
Here’s your first look at
#TedLasso
Season 3, coming to Apple TV+ this Spring.
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I would happily watch a 90 minute movie spin off of What’s Up With That.
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Ted Lasso Ep 4 is out now on
@AppleTVPlus
and I had the pleasure of writing this one. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy, Ted and Beard take a bus, Trent shows the boys a video of a tiny cat chasing a giant dog and the team play a tense game of Freeze. It’s a big one!
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It all comes down to this… the Ted Lasso Season Finale… Written by the great men themselves,
@jasonsudeikis
and
@joekellyjk47
. No spoilers but judging by these photos, Roy gets ‘Witch’s Finger’ in charades, the team has a class photo and Higgins shows off his puppies.
#tedlasso
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Brilliant trailer (but only watch if you’ve finished season two.)
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Shrinking is growing 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thanks to everyone who’s been watching!
@AppleTVPlus
“Shrinking,” starring Jason Segel and Harrison Ford, has been renewed for Season 2 at Apple TV+.
Get the details here:
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Team, my team 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Thank you
@CriticsChoice
!
Congratulations to Brett Goldstein - winner of the
#CriticsChoice
Award for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series!
@TedLasso
#TedLasso
#CriticsChoiceAwards
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We’re in the fxxxing game. Richmond til we die.
@EASPORTSFIFA
Believe it.
#FIFA23
x
@TedLasso
He's proven he belongs in the game, now Ted Lasso and
@AFCRichmond
are playable in FIFA 23 starting September 30.
Learn more 👇
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Good lad.
My son has spent two hours trying to sculpt Roy Kent in FIFA 22. I am very proud.
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Nick is fxxxing brilliant. A phenomenal actor and a wonderful man.
Me again! CONTAINS SPOILERS so maybe don't read until you've watched the season finale, but here are a few thoughts on Nate and responses to your tweets! X
#TedLasso
PS Also, huge shoutout to the magnificent
@joekellyjk47
who cowrote this episode with Jason ⚽️
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😭😭😭😭😭
Win or lose tonight, victory is believing we’ve already won. ⚽️🧣
#RichmondTillWeDie
#TedLasso
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Ted Lasso ep 6 is out on
@AppleTV
written by the brilliant Coach Beard himself
@brendanhunting
. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy, Beard & Ted have a frown off, Jamie and Roy perfect running in slow motion and Jamie shows Roy the first part of the YMCA dance.
#tedlasso
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Thanks very much HCAs!
Congratulations
@brettgoldstein
, Best Supporting Actor in a Streaming Series, Comedy!
#HCATVAwards
#TedLasso
@AppleTVPlus
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Tonight!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Been there, brother. ✊❤️
Lionel Messi in tears as he bids farewell to Barcelona... 🔴🔵
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Ted Lasso ep 10 is on
@appletv
and it’s written by the wonderful Jane Becker. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Jamie can’t take his eyes off the love of his life, Trent asks Beard to model his new shoes and Jamie finally admits what Roy suspected… that he is a unicorn.
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Ted Lasso ep 2 is out and it's beautifully written by
@sashagarron
! What a proper hero! No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy is paranoid he's being followed by a clapperboard, but whenever he turns to see it, it mysteriously vanishes...
@AppleTVPlus
#tedlasso
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Ted Lasso ep 11 is on
@appletv
now, and is written by Special Boy
@joekellyjk47
, it's a smasher. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Keeley, Jamie and Roy go on a wildly out of character murder revenge spree, Ted and Pep have a cuddle, and Jamie tells Roy to pull his finger.
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Ted Lasso Season 3 Ep 1 is on
@AppleTVPlus
. Written by the brilliant
@Leann_Bowen
. No spoilers but judging by these pictures, Beard is paranoid they're being watched, Roy does a lecture on blue dots, and Will learns how to hold bottles the right way up.
Let's go Greyhounds!
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Ted Lasso ep 10 is out now and it's a beast. Written by the great
@janembecker
and featuring astonishing performances from
@jasonsudeikis
and
@hanwaddingham
and
@SarahNilestar
and well, everyone.
No spoilers but judging by this picture, Roy falls in love with an apple.
#tedlasso
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Tonight it all comes together in the Shrinking season finale… DO NOT MISS IT!
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh some more (then probably cry again).
Thanks for watching, hope you enjoy this last ep! It’s a banger written by hero co-showrunner
@GoldmanNeil
.
@AppleTVPlus
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If you’ve seen all of Ted Lasso you should watch this spoiler heavy but very beautiful edit. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
#TedLasso
- Never Gonna Give You Up (piano version)
This scene owns my heart. Bringing it back accompanied by some piano and editing magic.
-
@hanwaddingham
@brettgoldstein
@brendanhunting
@JunoTemple
@Toheeb_Jimoh
@phildunster
@cristofernandez
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Ted Lasso Episode 7 is out now on
@AppleTV
and it's written by Jane herself, the genius
@phoebewalsh_
and it's a banger. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy takes his dog for a run, Roy, Beard and Ted try to play Sit, Lie, Stand and Roy gets spider's bum in Pictionary.
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Joined a gang. Would recommend. Tonight we rumble.
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What an incredibly special day this was. Felt like being in a Frank Capra film. ❤️
#mrlassogoestowashington
Millions struggle with mental health, but often they struggle in silence. An injured spirit isn’t any different than an injured arm – it takes time to heal.
Ted Lasso impressed us by promoting hope and self-care. So, we invited them to talk about addressing this issue head on:
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Some proper dream come true shit on
@JimmyKimmelLive
… airs tonight. Too much fun.
@jimmykimmel
@abc
#kimmel
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Captain my captain 👏👏👏👏👏
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Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#ElleFanning
,
@IamSandraOh
,
#JeanSmart
,
#JunoTemple
,
@hanwaddingham
made sure we laughed our way all the way through 2021!
Congratulations to these hilarious women for being nominated for Female Actor in a Comedy
Series!✨
#sagawards2022
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Episode 8 of Ted Lasso is out now! It’s a monster episode and is written by the ace
@TheJamieLee
. No spoilers but judging by this picture, the boys struggle to understand the rules of Rock Paper Scissors…
@AppleTVPlus
#tedlasso
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New season. New kit.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Final episode of
#TedLasso
airs tonight on
@AppleTV
. Loved every minute of working on this. Thank you
@jasonsudeikis
@brendanhunting
@brettgoldstein
@fecklan
,
@mattlipsey1
, Joe, MJ and everyone else for having me on the
#Greyhounds
team. Hope you enjoy it!
#RichmondTillWeDie
❤️💙
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Ted Lasso episode 3 is out on
@AppleTVPlus
and it is written by the great Bill Wrubel. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Roy and Beard see who can point the highest, Roy shows off his blue magnets and Roy, Ted and Beard go and see Magic Mike Live. Don’t miss it!
#tedlasso
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I got to interview the makers of the greatest film ever made, on its 30th anniversary. Thank you
@EW
for making my dream come true.
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Another stop on the Brett Meets His Heroes Tour 🎉🎉🎉
Watch tonight on
@LateNightSeth
@sethmeyers
Photo by
@LloydBishop
.
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Ted Lasso ep 5 is out now on
@appletv
and it’s written by the brilliant
@TheJamieLee
. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Beard, Ted and Roy go to a bad concert, the team has constipation and Rebecca stares at a bluebird before bursting into a song about starting a new life.
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The one and only Zava…
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😍🤯😍🤯😍
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Had the pleasure of writing this week’s episode of Shrinking… thanks to the incredible writing team who make it all better and to the unbelievable cast for taking it to another level. Hope you enjoy. It’s a ‘fun’ one…
@appletvplus
@VDOOZER
@jasonsegel
@GoldmanNeil
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Find out my favourite F word with Tamir and Cookie Monster on
@sesamestreet
’s Word Of The Day. And yes, Cookie Monster has some serious football skills.
#comingtogether
#dreamcometrue
@EW
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Captain my captain 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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See the world through Beard's eyes... Tonight's Ted Lasso is a wild ride and a love letter to
@brendanhunting
, written by co-creator
@joekellyjk47
and myself. No spoilers but judging by this pic, Beard does his spider shadow puppet show.
#tedlasso
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Ted Lasso Ep 8 is out and is written by the king and queen
@keeleyhazellLOL
and
@dylanmarron
. No spoilers but judging by these pics, Keeley stars in My Fair Lady, Beard, Roy and Trent are bad at hide and seek & Van Damme is so shocked by Bumbercatch’s hat, his clothes fall off.
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Ted Lasso episode 11 is out now. It is written by the amazing
@sashagarron
and it’s a doozy.
No spoilers but judging by this picture, Ted, Nate and Roy are delighted by Beard’s shadow puppet of a bird.
#TedLasso
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Ep 5 of Ted Lasso is out! No spoilers but by the looks of these photos, Ted and Roy go for a walk, Isaac visits Roy in prison and also, Roy is a ghost.
Written by lovely Bill Wrubel. Plus,
@KolaBokinni
smashes it,
@nickmohammed
crushes it and
@JeffStelling
should get an Emmy.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Holy fxxxing xxxx! Mind blowing list to be on. And with two of my special greyhounds! What an honour. Thank you
@TelevisionAcad
❤️❤️❤️❤️
The
#Emmy
nominees for Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series are:
@Anth_Carrigan
@BrettGoldstein
@Toheeb_Jimoh
@NickMohammed
Tony Shalhoub
Tyler James Williams
@HWinkler4real
Bowen Yang
#EmmyNoms
#Emmys
#Emmys2022
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Holy fxxxing xxxx! Such an honour in all the ways I can't express, but especially to be nominated with the Diamond Dogs...
The
#Emmy
nominees for Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series are:
@CClemonsHopkins
(
#Hacks
)
@BrettGoldstein
(
@TedLasso
)
@BrendanHunting
(
@TedLasso
)
@NickMohammed
(
@TedLasso
)
@PaulReiser
(
#TheKominskyMethod
)
@KenanThompson
(
@NBCSNL
)
Bowen Yang (
@NBCSNL
)
#EmmyNoms
#Emmys
#Emmys2021
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Let’s get this session started…
Proud to announce that the first two episodes of Shrinking are now available to stream on
@AppleTVPlus
.
We hope you enjoy it.
#shrinking
@VDOOZER
@jasonsegel
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Greyhounds!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍
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Mellen!
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Billy being amazing in Amsterdam! ❤️
🎶 Don’t worry about a thing 🎶
Episode 6 (my fav) out now written by the brilliant Brendan Hunt!
#TedLasso
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Would accept this as a writing sample.
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The wait is over…
The Greyhounds are back!
Season two is here at last.
Episode one is out today and it’s beautifully written by Coach Beard himself, Mr.
@brendanhunting
.
Strap in, it’s going to be a wild ride…
⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
#tedlasso
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yes, I lost my mind.
Yes, I have a new book coming out this year.
No, it’s not titled “Enter the Arena but Bring a Knife.”
#believe
#worththewait
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Episode 7 of Ted Lasso is written by the phenomenal
@phoebewalsh_
! Contains incredible performances by
@jasonsudeikis
and
@SarahNilestar
especially, plus some beautiful moments for everyone.
No spoilers but judging by the pic, the boys start a Reservoir Dogs Recreation Society.
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Theo!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Score! Theo Park (
@TPcasting
) wins the
#Emmy
for Outstanding Casting For A Comedy Series for
@TedLasso
! ⚽️
#Emmys
#Emmys2021
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Yeeeeeeeeesss please
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Congratulations to Hannah Waddingham - winner of the
#CriticsChoice
Award for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series!
@TedLasso
#TedLasso
#CriticsChoiceAwards
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You asked for it, you got it! The Ted Lasso Christmas Special comes early and is available now on AppleTVPlus! Expertly written by co-creator and loveable genius
@joekellyjk47
. Contains love, presents, family, drones, clay, drink and the moment
@KolaBokinni
became a fashion icon.
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I admit it, Roy Kent is so scary in person, he made my glasses steam up. He’s not a fan of fish pie either 😬🤓
Cc
@TedLasso
@brettgoldstein
@AFCRichmond
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I will miss these (spoiler heavy) beautifully written and thoughtful essays by
@GissaneSophia
.
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They owls are not what they seem🤯
@Kyle_MacLachlan
i love how
@brettgoldstein
is pretending to not lose his shit when we all know how big of a twin peaks fan he is
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Such a pleasure to meet
@sethmeyers
and try to make sense of American sports. And thank you to the entire crew who were all lovely and made an empty studio feel full.
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Look out! It’s only the superstar
@quintabrunson
episode and it’s AMAZING!
Contains scenes of good, evil and something in between.
Subscribe, RT and please be excellent to each other.
#AbbottElementary
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July 23rd. Don’t fxxxing miss it.
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Beast had a baby then immediately made everyone cry. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
One day I’ll take you to the football.
You’ll be cold, and ask me which team we are. I’ll buy a programme for you, but it’ll be me that keeps it in a drawer forever.
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San Francisco. May 16th. Orpheum Theatre. There will definitely be swears… Presale tickets available starting tomorrow, Thursday April 20 at 10AM PT through 11:59PM PT with code LIVE before the general on sale Friday at 10AM PT. Tickets at
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Excellent as always from
@GissaneSophia
.
(Contains big spoilers)
#TedLasso
's "No Weddings and a Funeral" reminds us that all people are different people through complex exhibitions of grief.
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We just finished the writer's room for Ted Lasso season 2 and I feel insanely lucky I got to spend my lockdown nights with these fxxxing legends. Truly the best of people.
@jasonsudeikis
@janembecker
@brendanhunting
@joekellyjk47
@VDOOZER
@phoebewalsh_
@ashleyn1cole
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Thank you so much to the
@CriticsChoice
for the nominations. So proud to be part of this team. And to be on a list with these fxxxing legends will never not blow my mind.
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Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations to
@jasonsudeikis
- winner of the
#criticschoice
Award for Best Actor in a Comedy Series.
@AppleTVPlus
@TedLasso
#CriticsChoiceAwards
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Episode 2 is out today! Written by the phenomenal
@Leann_Bowen
.
How many children will Roy traumatize this week? Find out, only on
@AppleTVPlus
.
#tedlasso
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