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Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!

Kansas, USA
Joined March 2019
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
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Finally found the dang password to this thing. Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?
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2 years
Ken’t believe this is a real thing
@DiscussingFilm
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A Ted Lasso Barbie doll is set to be released.
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Ted Lasso
2 years
A wise man once said wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. Well thanks for makin’ me look like a California Raisin version of Walter Matthau on a tanning bed, Jimmy. Rest in paradise.
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3 years
An old friend taught me this term “ussie” a while back. Call me Cormac McCarthy ‘cause this one’s for the road.
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Ted Lasso
3 years
A few years ago I hopped on a plane with Coach Beard headin' to a little town in London. Tonight we play our final match.  It's like what I say about the films of David Lynch. I can't tell you what's happenin', but I sure as heck don't want it to end.
@Nike
Nike
3 years
Win or lose tonight, victory is believing we’ve already won. ⚽️🧣 #RichmondTillWeDie #TedLasso
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Ted Lasso
3 years
Either I just died or my life-long dream of winnin’ #TheVoice finally came true tonight.
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
Win or lose, this is my most anticipated Pep talk since Kid President won the hearts and minds of daytime television all across the world.
@ManCity
Manchester City
3 years
🔵 It's Matchday 🔵 Time for the @premierleague champions to take on @AFCRichmond! 💪
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
Excited to see the clothes out tonight, @KingJames
@Lakers
Los Angeles Lakers
3 years
Believe.
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
Haven’t seen this many anchormen drop since Channel 4 News took on the Evening News Team in a San Diego alley.
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3 years
Despite what Jeff Goldblum in The Fly and our “tap-to-pay” society may tell us, change can be a good thing.
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3 years
Belief is kinda like MC Hammer. Sure, you can’t touch it, but it’s still super infectious.
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@TedLasso
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3 years
Hey @RLC - scar tissue reminds us that we’ve lived and healed. And that even a legend like Anthony Kiedis can feel lonely sometimes.
@ChelseaFC
Chelsea FC
3 years
'The legendary status he has at the club is second to none.' 💬 @RLC talks inspiration and admiration for @TheRealRoyKent. @AFCRichmond | #CFCvsAFCRichmond
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
With all due respect to those cars from Fast & Furious, this might be the best clutch performance I’ve ever seen.
@therealziggyb23
Ziggy B
3 years
That lil boy was crying like he just won the Super Bowl🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
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I know how this looks…but if The Cure has taught us anything, great things can happen when you’re down in the dumps.
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@TedLasso
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3 years
And here I was trustin’ someone who enjoys tea 😔
@AFCRichmond
AFC Richmond
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Getting picked last by @paddingtonbear is like getting yelled at by Mr. Bean…
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
Maybe’s it the magic of three, maybe it’s climate change, but this season feels different. Here we go!
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Ted Lasso
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I love ya, Roy. But this is more uncanny than a late 2000s Zemeckis film
@AFCRichmond
AFC Richmond
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@TedLasso
Ted Lasso
3 years
Just when things were startin’ to make sense to me here
@InsiderNews
Insider News
3 years
Holy anointing oil for King Charles III's coronation will not contain the intestinal wax of sperm whales or civet secretions
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I love days like 3.3. It’s like livin’ in a Wes Anderson movie.
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