Kelsey K 🌻
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If your wife is in a deep depression & all you can think about is how you aren't getting laid, then marriage isn't for you. If your wife is having health problems & all you're worried about is you aren't getting laid, marriage isn't for you. 1/2
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If you've ever had to wonder why she didn't want to sleep with you, look back at the rough times & you'll see clearly. It's a you problem, not her. Marriage is so much much more than sex. If that's all you want, then don't ruin someone's life with marriage.
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Yeah, well, nobody warns a woman that after having a baby, you could be hit like a frieght train with depression. It literally says in vows for better or for worse! Not put out, or I'll cheat.
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Has anyone dealt with night terrors in a toddler? Our 2 year old has screamed at least once a night for a week now. Her eyes aren't open, and nothing we do makes it better. We are exhausted & feel like shit parents.
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It's been 12 years of hiding this. Only my husband & best friend know. But I'm done being silent. In the fall of 2012, i would go to a party with my friends. Dressed in jeans & a sweatshirt. I drank entirely way too much. One of my close guy friends said i could 1/2
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Please don't reach out after months of not talking to tell me your daughter who is 2 days older than mine, is fully potty trained and then have the audacity to ask if bailey is yet? I fucking hate when people wanna compare kids. Like congrats you want a fucking cookie?
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My pregnant fiancée just told me we can't use the car seat my mother used for my sister and I, because it’s “not safe". Both my parents have passed. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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I was a shit sahm today. The kids are still in their pjs from last night, no laundry was done, no dishes were done, no housework was complete & way too much screentime was had.
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Disgusting. I hid & i drank heavily to drown the pain. I thought it was my fault because i drank too much. But it wasn't. It's his because he's a piece of shit. He's very popular around here. & nobody understands why i hate him so much. His friends would never believe me.
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Stay at his place & he'd take me home the next day. We had been friends our whole lives, so i trusted him. But i shouldn't have once we got to his place things turned fast. No matter how many times i said or how hard i cried, he never stopped. I felt ashamed & 2/3
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@mamahoodlife
The video of her explaining heaven to her little boy made me sob. I hope that little boy always remembers how much his momma loves him.
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According to Twitter, all women ovulate this week, sooo November's about to be a baby boom 😂😂
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END THE STIGMA. it shouldn't take some mom losing her mind to bring attention to postpartum mental health.
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I need a sugar daddy to fund my need for a half sleeve next year 😂
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I don't need a sugar daddy i need a blanket daddy to support my blanket addiction 😂😂😂
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Why is it as soon as a kid turns 1 it's always When are they getting rid of the pacifier? Have you started potty training? Why are you still breastfeeding? Like, can you chill & let my baby go at their own pace. There's no award for whoevers kid moves fastest.
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@thatokmom
He never knew hunger or sadness or cold. He only knew your love for him. You gave him the best life.
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Just seen a quote " The bear would ignore all the times I said no because he doesn't understand not because he doesn't care that I said no" that cut deep.
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@momofdroids
My five year old does this every night because he is so stubborn in the mornings
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Today, i really found out who i can have in my safe space and who i can actually call friends. It was definitely a lesson learned day.
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First daycare kid arrived in piss soaked clothes and a rats nest in her hair. I'm tired of being treated like shit daily.
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@nursekelsey
That in the fall we bundle up for 30-40° days but by end of December January we just wear t-shirts 😅
#midwestprobs
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I wish all parks were fenced in. My best friend struggles to go to parks because her little boy (autistic) runs off so much.
Listen, if every playground were fenced in (!) and had this spongy ground cover thing instead of wood chips (bc my baby eats them) I would be so so thrilled (I am grateful for all public parks, don't come for me)
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Post partum depression,anxiety, rage & psychosis are not a choice. You truly have no idea what it's like to wake up with a new baby & want to die or that your baby would be so much better off without you. Women's bodies go through so much hormonal change after birth. 1/2
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My nerves are through the roof, but I did it 🙈
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Okay, zero judgment zone. I need something to help relax me. What vapes or gummies are y'all into? I refuse to drink & cigarettes are no longer my thing. Oh, and weed isn't legal here 🙃
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@elderemo_mama
Gonna confess that it's been since February for us & i could just keep going forever & i fucking hate it.
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Those of you moms who have a sex drive i envy you. Mine is non-existent.
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Tomorrow is April fool's. If you make a pregnancy prank/joke, consider yourself blocked. Pregnancy & infertility is not a joke.
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The day my "father" expires is the day i can breathe, the day i find relief. & don't come at me with "but he's your dad." No, he's ruined my life. But he thinks he's always been the perfect dad. But really, he's a narcissistic alcoholic.
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I stupidly bought from an MLM i know i know. It was a lotion. Well said lotion made me get a nasty rash. So i told the girl i bought it from & her exact response "I'm sorry to hear that. Have you ever thought about joining me?!" (Block)
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Does anybody wanna hear something funny? Okay, good. So i came out to Twitter & my husband. But literally, none of my friends or family know 😅
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@ReannaDawnx
Yup, as soon as i announced our 3rd babe was on the way, all the comments of "you're getting fixed after this right"
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What are some ways to make extra money that are temporary? I take on a couple extra kids this summer, but that does me know good right now 😅
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Alrightt Twitter, so I'm gonna post my journey with our pregnant stray cat because, well, i want to. This is our sweet babygirl pepperjack cheese. So drop your best cheese names for her babies 😅
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It's just a bad day. I'm not a shit provider
It's just a bad day. I'm not a shit provider.
It's just a bad day. I'm not a shit provider.
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Some women don't even know who they are anymore. To any mama who has gone through any of this & overcame it you are fucking badass & don't let anyone tell you any differently.
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Had a migraine come out of nowhere. Husband gave me meds & made me go lay down, cleaned the house, got the kids ready for bed & woke me up to pizza 🤌
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Alright, besties, I'm currently dying my hair because you know hair dye solves all problems
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The urge to go buy some baby chicks & raise chickens is so strong
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My girlfriends hot as fuck 🥵
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@CaIImeSab
I'm pregnant with
#3
& I'm never doing this again 😂 I can't imagine how much her body hurts!
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How we feel when mommy holds me vs. How we feel when she puts me down.
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Hi, just me, a mom who yelled too much today, fed my kids' junk & told everyone i want to d i e. Anybody wanna volunteer to be a better mom because damn my kids deserve the world not some fat bitch that yells too much.
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We got Brooks a convertible carseat finally & my mom asked why he's still rear facing 🫠 he's only 11 months, and that's why
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Nobody owes you a fucking thing. Especially sex. It should be wanted on both ends. Marital rape is a real thing. Also, it's not an excuse to cheat. Men disgust me.
@JacobBogle
@UnchartedFather
No. Your wife or husband owes you sex. The contract you signed(marriage) obligates that you owe each other many things including sex.
If you deny him sex, where do you expect him to get it from? Cheat?
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Has anyone heard from
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@cassssandraxo
100% same. I love reading with mine & doing crafts together but playing makes me feel like a horrible mom because i just can't.
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He wouldn't last a day.
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Does anyone else get excited to track santa with your kids? Or just me 😅
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I got $360 worth of bamboo clothing today at a garage sale for $27 🙌🙌
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Hi, i fucked up by venting. Sorry, i was a tired human and made a mistake. I'm clearly a shit wife for it. I'll try to be perfect like everyone else next time. ✌️
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Shoutout to my tattoo artist (daycare kids) for fitting me in on short notice 😉
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Next 3 subscribers get 25% off 😘
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Not me tweeting into the abyss & y'all showing me so much love 🥹
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@agraciek
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Hell yes i felt that sperm go right up that tube & hammer into my egg.
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Any other moms neglect yourself physically? Like I'm pretty sure my knee is fucked up but I've been just pushing through for 2 months.
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Hi, my name is kelsey. I have a foul mouth, i share too much, I'm awkward as hell & i need new friends. If this fits your personality, let me know 😅
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Haley odlozil passed away, and my heart breaks for her husband & little boy.
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Update on my pregnant pepperjack. She has around 22 days left & she looks miserable 😅
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