Chief
@BarstoolChief
Followers
124K
Following
134K
Media
17K
Statuses
166K
@barstoolchicago. Burrata gang member. @dogwalkbarstool @thestretchpod [email protected].
Joined May 2011
Gisele probably made Tom go to Target and Whole Foods on Sunday and that was all it took.
206
6K
86K
Sounds like something a witch would say.
314
4K
59K
This was peeling wide right and Jesus guided it with his love back between the goalposts
280
875
33K
Zach Bryan in the snow at Red Rocks looks like a religious experience
148
3K
28K
Will Smith wasn’t this angry about his wife fucking someone else.
253
2K
26K
The Bears are so smart to trade Fields while the whole city is drunk.
61
1K
20K
Natalie Portman is single reportedly so here’s this gif. She might be the most attractive woman of all time
1K
392
18K
Protected democracy by having the DNC completely rig the primary system so they can put up a candidate nobody voted for.
257
1K
16K
OH MY GOD PUT THE TKACHUKS ON MOUNT RUSHMORE. MOUNT TKACHUKMORE.
61
571
15K
I don’t want to watch Oregon play Iowa in October. Money has ruined college football. Tradition, rivalries, regionality…dead. College football has turned itself into a shittier NFL. It’s no unique. It’s just minor league football.
673
713
11K
This is my cousin’s 3 year-old son, Callan. Earlier this week my cousin noticed he had a bit of a droopy eye and a head tilt. A scan revealed a mass. This little Irishman has been diagnosed with a terminal form of brain cancer known as DIPG. If you can.
366
2K
11K
I’m going to the final in Boston and I’m going to boo Canada to Bolivia.
444
241
11K
This is my cousin’s back yard. I’m gonna go live in NH for a bit. Collect myself. Get back to nature. Maybe do one of those deep in thought Gordon Bombay montages.
129
498
11K
Given all these airline issues I’d like to reopen the discussion about high speed rail. Please leave your inquiries in the replies. Thank you
303
541
9K
Club over country guy.
Jack Hughes scores twice in less than 2 minutes to sneak into hatty watch 🚨 🚨
106
139
10K
I need the Tkachuks to be the meanest bullies in the world tonight. Nuggies. Knuckle sandwiches. Wet Willies. Wedgies. Make Canada call for an adult.
133
321
9K
Like this tweet if you believe in Justin Fields. I believe in Justin Fields
50
144
8K
Take it from social security. I don’t care.
@BarstoolChief Berhalter salary $2.2m a year, Klopp was paid $19m a year on his last Liverpool contract. Where are they finding the extra $$?.
39
307
8K
“Hello, my name is Dave and I’m here to teach you about the dangers of marijuana”
70
400
8K
Brazilian Police: "And you made the whole story up, didn't you?". Lochte:
69
4K
7K
I have a take…. I think Sidney Crosby is actually underrated. At age 35 he’s on pace for 47 goals & 110 pts and NOBODY is talking about it. We started hearing about Sid when he was 14 and he has smashed every expectation. He might be top 5 all-time.
238
476
8K
Theres no way 18% of americans can even tell you what an NFT is.
18% of Americans have personally invested in NFTs, while 22% know someone who has made a purchase: Piplsay Research.
122
489
7K
Opening as a 3.5 dog at home to a team that just gave up 70 points is as low as it gets
41
223
7K
Tkachuk.Tkachuk.Slavin.Eichel.Miller.Matthews.Hughes.Larkin.Hellebuyck.Boldy.Kreider.Hanafin.Fox.Werenski.Guentzel.Sanderson.Connor.Nelson.Faber.Trocheck. LETTTTSSSS GOOOOO
133
337
7K
Honestly it’s been so long since we’ve had a star. A full two months since Kane left. Now we have Bedard. We deserve it.
189
499
6K
The Bears have DJ Moore, Keenan Allen, Rome Odunze, and Cole Kmet and Shane Waldron can’t get ANY OF THEM open. This is embarrassing. This roster has enough talent. It’s a failure of scheme and leadership.
196
461
6K
Would’ve been nice to have mcavoy and Matthew Tkachuk tonight.
461
88
6K
I haven’t been to Boston in like 10+ years. Two thoughts. 1) really cool city. Beautiful. Unique. 2) no idea how anyone drives and gets around. These streets are laid out like spaghetti. #Grid4Life.
193
72
6K
Mario getting 690 goals in 915 games is absolutely absurd. We should really talk about that more. Cancer, lockouts, and back problems were the only thing that could slow him down. Aura
235
448
6K
Oh what in the actual fuck . PATRICK KANE HAS THREE CUPS AN MVP A CONN SMYTHE AND THE MOST POINTS IN THE DECADE.
The Pro Hockey Talk crew made their picks for the 10 BEST players of the decade. Full list here:
124
803
5K
Officially signed a new contract with Barstool Sports. Best company I’ve ever worked for. Very lucky and thankful to be here. Thanks especially to @BarstoolBigCat for bringing me in initially in 2013. I love our Chicago guys. Big year ahead.
182
46
5K
I love when outdoor rinks come up on my timeline. That’s the fastest way to get a RT out of me. Never forget my cousin’s. The all time best picture ever taken
38
317
5K
McDavid delivers on his grade A chance. Matthews doesn’t. That’s the difference.
188
143
5K
Significant wood rot here. Not impressed.
77
120
5K
This was a man on a mission. Biggest road win in a LONG time
54
170
5K
Bears last playoff win: 2011.Blackhawks last playoff series win: 2015.Bulls last playoff series win: 2015.Cubs last playoff series win: 2017.Sox last playoff series win: 2005. This city absolutely sucks at sports.
237
394
5K
The fuck is this?!.
57
20
5K
I forgot what a big hockey game feels like. Pump this into my veins.
28
90
5K
Nukes AND a team of oil drillers. We know.
Humanity could avoid asteroid apocalypse with nukes, scientists reveal
29
246
5K
I'm supposed to believe this is a real human neck ?
The antifa-supporting criminal justice professor who called for police deaths is now on administrative leave.
46
587
4K
Imagine having a TE like Cole Kmet and just…not using him. At all.
60
183
4K
I am OFFICIALLY tired of hearing about the British Royal family. George Washington crossed the Delaware River on fucking Christmas specifically so I dont have to give a fuck about Harry and Meghan and Kate and William and the Queen. Remove it from my timeline.
63
471
4K
I am starting to think that the 2015 NHL was the greatest class ever. Look at all the names on this list. People always used to talk about the 2003 draft as the best ever, but I think this class is clearly better.
202
150
4K
My only critique of America last night was that Keith Tkachuk didn’t have more sons
43
117
4K
One other thought. I never want to hear that Auston Matthews is better than Patrick Kane ever again.
194
232
4K
Someone also told me that Rantanen blocked a trade to Carolina last week. Colorado told him he could play for Carolina or Chicago. That’s what made the deal happen. Fear of being a Blackhawk.
101
95
4K
ANNOUNCEMENT: My brother got a job with the Florida Panthers. I’m going to be watching, tweeting, cheering for the Panthers a LOT. If they ever play the Hawks in the Final my brother can fuck himself, but I’m in on the Cats.
67
31
4K
I have no choice but to ride this dog. This is the edge I needed for March
27
298
4K
Come on up here you little southern bitches.
206
154
4K
Head of secret service and FBI should resign immediately. This is a disgrace.
47
166
4K
And people wonder why everyone hates cnn. Can’t even report what happened.
JUST IN: Donald Trump is rushed off stage by Secret Service during a campaign rally in Pennsylvania. Follow live updates.
63
145
4K
Do the opposite.
NYC Mayor Eric Adams turns to Chicago's Lori Lightfoot for ideas on how to tackle crime
15
148
4K
245 years ago a group of men stood up and said "King George is a punk ass lil bitch. Fuck his taxes. I bet we could make our own country that’s a billion times sweeter than England”. It’s because of them we live in a country with football. God Bless America
20
315
4K
Notre Dame is the only team where a big loss brings people out of the woodwork saying they’re trash and they suck. Oklahoma is 0-4 in the semi finals and nobody talks shit about them the way they talk about ND.
173
631
4K
Bro, fuck your self. This is why I hate New York fans. Nyc has NEVER been the Mecca of hockey. The rangers are the red headed step child of the original 6.
207
131
4K
@Jerrythekid21 We’ll see how long you last with psychopath response like this. Super excited to have you in Chicago when Dan moves back because you know you can’t exist outside of his orbit.
195
29
4K
I cant believe Zac Bryan made me hate Zach Bryan, but here I am.
77
90
4K
We need more games featuring Mufasa in the stands. Senegal fans are electric
16
479
4K
“Rico gave me a predatory subprime mortgage in 2008 and ruined my life”
33
99
4K
The swifties when Harrison Butker makes the kick but Taylor’s bf wins the game
11
99
4K
I don't want ANYONE booing Mitch Trubisky tomorrow. We broke up. It didn't work out. We each moved on. He's a good guy, he just wasn't the one. Be nice.
60
183
4K
Thank god we have Olivia Rodrigo so we don’t need to depend on the medical advice from unqualified people like Joe Rogan.
Nothing but respect for MY president. Olivia Rodrigo encouraged young Americans to get happy and healthy by promoting youth vaccination during a visit to the White House:
45
255
4K
Like if Eberflus should be fired today. RT if he should’ve been fired last January.
24
1K
4K
I hope Mitch Trubisky ends up somewhere and is successful and appreciated.
70
267
4K
ROAD HOUSE III
We got the full breakdown of @BizNasty2point0’s wild night fighting off 7 guys while defending restaurant staff 💥.
14
74
4K
Just officially signed a new contract with Barstool. Huge thanks to @BarstoolBigCat, @EKANardini, and @stoolpresidente for everything. No better place to work than a pirate ship.
107
16
4K