@GarbageHuman23
Have insufficient funds after using and EBT for split pay. Then taking 5 mins to transfer $9 to one of your 4 cashapp cards to pay for a pack of Newports and finish the transaction.
@stclairashley
@AmericanAir
I was told airliner captains have the authority to have people removed from flights for safety. Maybe they should start doing it to people with no ID en masse.
@lporiginalg
When I went to public school they were teaching that only 9 planets exist in the entire universe. That's all that could be proved at the time. Now they can prove many planets exist outside our solar system. They have yet to prove a new gender.
@OwenBenjamin
Pro football is gay as it gets. It's a bunch of grown men playing with each others balls. The Center and Quarterback are the gayest positions.