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🇿🇦 You can call me aL. 🎤 Curious Creative. 🖋 Serial GIF-sender & emoji misuser. 🤪 +Humanness at work. 💚 #blacklivesmatter . Dogs are my pawple 🐶 #LoveWins
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Can't we please cancel all the stupid rewards programmes and cards and simply decrease prices if you _really_ wanted the consumer to benefit?
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@Kristen_Arnett
@gosharpshooter
Doesn't sound legit but I'm going to think about it all night instead of sleeping
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For those folks who send 13 messages in a row and then send 8 more when I don't reply
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When you drive from Somerset West to Constantia for someone's farewell and nobody except the host talks to you because Cape Town
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@melvanwykct
Also, does an unemployed homeless person who relies on handouts not deserve to have an opinion? The way we dehumanise people based on economic activity is quite saddening. 😕
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@News24
@AndreMisrole
@BISouthAfrica
Ideally we should have local and international prices for everything touristy. I've seen that abroad. Even the car rental market can do with a bit of an overhaul, the deposits are ridiculous and most people will never be able to access it.
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Brings tears to my eyes EVERY SINGLE TIME. ♥
Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika (God Bless Africa) has been rated the world's best national anthem in an
@TheEconomist
poll!
Proudly South African! ❤🇿🇦
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Pls restore my hope in humanity
Am I the only one who will NEVER reheat a cup of good coffee in the microwave?
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@mohlotswane
@thulasindi
For people who probably already walk KMs upon KMs just to get to work? 👀😳
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Throwback to nearly a year ago when I finally moved to CT after an arduous 2y JHB house sale + monthly commute (and setting the wheels in motion in 2018 already!). Still have one box to unpack 😂
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@H_DeQuincey
💯 I've been saying that we should be apologising for being in people's homes rather than them feeling obligated to apologise for the very normal presence of family or pets
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I can't explain how happy these photos make me. There's nothing like a beautiful happy smiling Doggal ♥ I can't wait to see my Stinkies next Friday 😢
My beautiful girl had to go to the vet today for a check up and x-rays. I think it was more traumatic for me than for her. I was stressed and worried the whole time if she was ok, while she was so well behaved and friendly with the vet. I was so happy to have her back home 😍❤
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Jozi. eGoli. 😍
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@KhalzaKu
@JagIsOffline
@NthabiWabi
😂 🤣 🤣 Being alive is purpose. Having kids is not the only purpose in life.
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@openthechurches
@RobynPorteous
@A_C_D_P
Luckily the chances of what 'Nobody' thinks getting into law are 0%. Grow up. 😉
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@SihleMaseko16
@LWA7IM
@Reitoomuch
We hope someone will show a similar level of care if you were ever to go missing.
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@crowieN
@News24
@BISouthAfrica
I was convinced you were wrong and went to look on the website. Jirre vok! WTF! Even including a free cap + bottled water, the most I'd expect to pay is R300 at quite a streeeeeeetch. It's so sad because we are not allowing our people to go and see their own history. 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
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Jozi 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Sunset walk in the park. The colours of autumn make me happy 😍💐🏞️
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Me likey. 👓
(My bank account does, however, not likey my new specs.)
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The founders of the
#SUGSAselfie
reunited at Sandton
#LeanCoffee
this morning!
@charditaylor
@ozchihwayi
😂 ♥
@SUGSA
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@Duvi0010
@philcraig2
Top class advice. Especially since the man seems intent on making enemies with every single post. 🤦🏾♀️
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Getting tattoos and smoking weed only at 35 because my Afr Christen upbringing made everything vaguely related to enjoying life into a horrific satanic / sinful act.
Dank Vader I found myself.
Struggle and suffering <> life.
Stop raising kids with fear as so-called motivator.
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Today I do not feel like being strong,
don't wanna admit to the world I'm wrong.
Don't make me feel that I have to belong -
I hope the band won't make me sing along...
I hold onto you,
and you hold onto me.
A tiny victory
in the age of anxiety.
🎵🎵🎵
#jamiecullum
#therapy
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@LekkerLila
Yip, agreed. That's kinda what I'm saying - little to no real benefit for the consumer
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I've packed my bags,
I'm on my way to the airport!
So looking forward to catching up with old friends, making new ones, and 2 days of learning at
#SGZA
2019! 😁 🎉 See you on Thursday,
@sugsa
! ♥
#NurturingCuriosity
✨
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Say hello to Zuko, my fluffy and floppily-eared new nephew 😍😍😍
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This wonderfully creative lady being AMAZING, as always!
@sketchingsm
😁 and in absentia...
@Doyle_Angie
, where's the life-sized cut-out?
#SGZA
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My peeps, shouldn't old folks be going to the front of the queues? Really not? 🤔 IEC person told uncle ahead of me no.
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Our poster: Sensailtional Scrum; roles in a Scrum team
#visualthinking
@AgilityIQ
Thanks to
@Doyle_Angie
@sketchingsm
for a fun session
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@britley_adler
@colleen_eileen
This is how you kill a micromanager. With constant feedback to the point of spam
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If every restaurant planted every avo pip instead of throwing them away, I reckon we could have food for everyone.
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Almost every man-to-man insult or insult-word involves female anatomy or so-called female characteristic.
Men need to grow a pair & stop being such sensitive little testicles abt everything. (See what I did there?). If you really must sink to this level, insult your own stuff.
When some men want to bully other men what is their go to insult? That we are women. And we wonder why so many boys grow up thinking women are less.
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My barber's on fiiiiiiiire 🔥
My barber's on fiiiiiiiiiiii...re 🔥
Courtesy Noma at
@Franks66Barber
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When will people grasp that COVID is serious mainly because it's easily transferable between people? I don't understand how people don't get it. 😭😭😭 Someone Tweeted me earlier saying cancer is more of a pandemic. I can't. Cancer is horrific AND very different.
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Yeah, maybe I am a grumpy person at the moment. I'm OK with that 😉
It's just a moment.
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@NeotericHuman
@Grootboom704
@JagIsOffline
@NthabiWabi
😂 This is the dumbest thing I've read in at least a decade.
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@MaxCRoser
@aadroher
I wonder if something similar could be done to even show "all y'all" where Sierra Leone is.
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@JackD157
I am sure it is seen as acceptable in some families. There are doos people in every subgroup of humanity. I view it as unacceptable and I will say so if someone uses it around me. The context does not matter.
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FINALLY convinced myself to get my foot in the door + start co-presenting work training! Sooo scary!!!!! 😲 I am *exhausted* and so happy that I tried 😁
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What an awesome pack of stuff to come home to! Thanks for facilitating my new role! 😁
@OfferZen
#OfferZenSwag
I especially love the Git Fetch Hoody 😍 😍 😍
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Looking forward to the workshop today and tomorrow via
@benjaminfelis
and
@agile42
@EloisePelser
@BarryTandy
@sketchingsm
#visualthinking
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@garvageart
@LaParada_ZA
La Parada is highly overrated. I've never enjoyed it. (and diff branches too)
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@RobynPorteous
Constantly not putting in effort.
Constantly so caught up in their own "drama" (usually just basic adulting, BTW) that they don't even register when you're asking for help etc.
🚩🚩🚩
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@jozi117
@CityPowerJhb
@Peter_Herold
@HermanMashaba
@DAWard88
@DavidCOJ102
@CityofJoburgZA
This is the dumbest thing I've heard. Maintain the systems. We can't all rush home to unplug things every 4 hours, mainly because the traffic lights are dead too!
#YouHadOneJob
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Please behold my amazing blazer by the extraordinary JHB fashion designer Patience Latha 🔥
@MandyWiener
Don't be jealous neh 😂💙
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Wonderful hanging out with my awesome
@AgilityIQ
team mates yesterday ♥😁 RePreasantation, Mighty Mouse, and The Silver Bullet reporting from the
@iqbusiness
MAUSat office 🇲🇺🌴🌊🥥☀
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If you keep getting up when you fall, you can't fail at all.
#ChooseHealth
#Eatcleantraindirty
#BeYourOwnHero
http://t.co/CtCNsaPQLo
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Yay! I did my first solo in-person talk this week at the Regional Scrum Gathering South Africa.
#SGZA
It was well-received and I'm very pleased with myself! 👏🏾
I had my emotional support Skyler with me & I would have been LOST without my stunning speaker coach, Carryn Ortlepp 😁
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"I've learned that you have to have a cat in your presentation else people have a hard time liking it..."
@JuttaEckstein
🤣🤣🤣
#sgza
@SUGSA
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Goodbye, Nedbank. And not a moment too soon. Patience worn thin over a matter of years.
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2022:
The year my family, along with dear friends of 6 years got replaced by 4 strangers off Twitter.
Such great strangers this place has!! 🥰
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YAY! My win from the quiz in the
@iqbusiness
@AgilityIQ
Sponsor Room at the Regional Scrum Gathering
@SUGSA
has been delivered! Looking forward to digging in! 📚 🐛 Thank you! 👏🏾😁
#SGZA2022
#SGZA
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