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my boyfriend has 20 eth worth of miladies but wants me to pay for dinner every time we go out because i have a job. he says its not real money. what should i do?
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my boyfriend just bought proof of work ethereum so if anyone is interested, i am 5’5, kind of funny, can drink like a canadian, and know how to make a sourdough starter.
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i just found out that "you're welcome" sounds passive aggressive, entitled, and rude to some american young people and i am so fascinated by this.
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Has never looked happier, healthier, or more rested. I hope I will look this refreshed after winter break.
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I'm writing a research paper on sex at eth denver. If you get laid please dm me.
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web1 - i’m miserable and young
web2 - i’m miserable and work 80 hours a week but there’s snacks
web3 - i’m miserable but rich/poor/rich/poor/rich/poor/poor/poor/help
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a guy on bumble tried to explain nfts to me and unmatched me when i brought up using merkle trees for whitelisting :(
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this guy came up to me at the club last night and said "1/133" wtf
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one of the proudest moments of my life was talking with policy makers at the white house on behalf of defi. i felt so proud of our industry, and i still do. i’ll keep doing it.
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hear me out. we form a dao to buy a synthetic womb, and raise the kid with governance voting, and skip school all together- rust and solidity only. create the world’s most shadowy super coder, then send them to washington with all of our gitcoin grants.
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you can just make a group chat with your girlfriends and decide you are now a vc fund, no one can stop you.
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@TikTokInvestors
oh boy this looks like i’m going to be able to buy a house soon. keep going guys, send it to zero.
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i usually try to be private on twitter but with everything going on i’m ready to come clean. when we briefly dated craig wright made me call him satoshi in bed and i couldn’t do it so he dumped me.
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the most highly profitable trading strategy in crypto is just getting a great job in crypto.
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with everything going down, i just want to suggest that the greg account has to go down too, for being painfully unfunny.
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have a nice weekend everyone! i’ll be in a dark room with noise canceling headphones.
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listening to people talk to children is so cringey. stop talking to them in this weird cutesy way. talk to them like humans. ask them about war and monetary policy.
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just went through my boyfriend’s phone and it appears he was cheating on me. he sent 8 billion dollars to some girl named caroline. i am heartbroken.
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an underrated career skill is being extremely annoying. you can brand it as "tenacious" if you'd like, but having no shame about annoying people sets you above the rest - most people don't want to annoy people. i will annoy people to no end.
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Hi from Alicia Katz V2: VP of Strategic Initiatives at
@0xPolygonLabs
! It is also my great honor to transition to advisor for
@eulerfinance
during their path to relaunch and beyond. <3
Some notes on what I will be doing and why I am so excited about Polygon:
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the resort ATM charged me $15 to take out $50 USD. was just like using ethereum and i loved it.
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i work in crypto and just had to go into a bank to request a single check and then lick a stamp and put it in the mail. hold me.
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eth denver sex study is coming along nicely. appreciate all the photos you have sent me, but this paper doesn’t include visuals so you can stop. my god, i’m begging you, please stop.
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when do we get to start calling american billionaires oligarchs?
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i went out tonight and learned that if you don't mention crypto currency it doesn't come up. people don't really think about it at all. is this early?
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@_marktani
ya and people who are rude to kids by saying "you're welcome" as a way to remind them to say thank you.
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can i tell you a secret? i’m fucking exhausted. i look like shit, i feel like shit, and i need a nap. but being in the trenches with you all is worth it. i’ll go to a spa soon, for now defi and decentralization is the only thing that matters to me.
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i just want to date a stanford grad yc founder who bought bitcoin in 2009 and get married at burning man, is that too much to ask?
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i had the worst day of my life in japan and a kind stranger came to make sure i was ok. just ran into him on a boat in paris, this industry is special. <3
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oh man i’m going to give so much bad financial advice at the bar tonight, happy birthday to me.
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some crazy person just tried to break into my house for 10 minutes while i barricaded the door shut and called the police. when they got here it was some drunk woman and they are comforting her? wtf throw her in jail immediately.
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nothing disgusts me more than having to call the bank to unfreeze my account because i've spent too much money. like it's my money. i have stuff going on with these hamster races right now, this is time sensitive for gods sake.
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the female urge to meet a crypto bro at a conference has been destroyed by a parisian man asking me to dinner. it’s over for all of you, i can’t understand a word he is saying, worse than when you are talking smart contracts. just how i like it.
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my extremely neurotic jewish father who worships larry david like a god and doesn’t understand my work in crypto has just sent me a comprehensive list of everyone he showed the
@FTX_Official
ad and finally asked me how bitcoin works. is this advertising conversion?
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dear hacker, you might want to have a look
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i love crypto with my whole heart, and i have dedicated my career and a lot of my social life to it. but please - don't ask me about it. i don't really know how it works, i'm sorry.
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breakfast in bed in paris after my first 8 hour sleep in 4 months, bonjour.
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just said “goodnight, love you” to the hotel front desk guy by accident, so i will be leaving europe.
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6 years ago i shoved $1000 cash in a bitcoin atm in some sketchy place and today i spent the day at the white house talking to policy makers. at the time it felt like so much money, today i just walk around in a state of shock about what can happen.
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i am so sick it’s insane. i am never going to another crypto conference as long as i live. (see you in tokyo, austin, and paris, just please don’t breathe on me)
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@stefancoh
let me know if you want a stack of amazing women’s resumes sent your way. i have a bunch!
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i made my twitter private so the absolute bullshit i have to say is rebranded as *exclusive*
follow me for more marketing and communication tips
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It costs 0 eth to simply be a good actor and be nice to people.
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I am hiring a Social Media Manager for
@eulerfinance
. I am looking for someone extremely DeFi native, who is funnier than me. Please send your CVs to careers
@euler
.xyz. ❤️
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hiding in the bathroom, someone at thanksgiving dinner just asked where the yield comes from.
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should i make my hinge description say “i can explain MEV” or “i can make sourdough”?
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USDC is pegged to the US dollar but everyone I meet in miami this week is looking to get pegged.
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yes our hotel is flooding and the ceiling fell in at an event but this is the best crypto conference ive ever been to.
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i’m working on the coolest stuff with bestie
@hudsonjameson
.
@0xPolygonLabs
is going to blow everyone’s minds in 2024.
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manifesting that we all fuck our ct crushes this year. happy new year friends.
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The collective accomplishments of everyone over the last 3 weeks are breathtaking. This has been the most awe-inspiring time in my career. I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of it without all of you.
Thank you.
Ready for an update?
Yesterday, after 3 weeks, the Euler exploiter of March 13th returned all of the recoverable stolen assets to the Euler DAO treasury.
It is one the largest recoveries in DeFi history.
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half a milly a few hours later. as i said, don’t mess with our people. we love you
@zachxbt
tracked on
@nansen_ai
:
1/ It’s unfortunate I have to make this thread but I am being sued by MachiBigBrother for an article I published in June 2022.
Today Machi filed the defamation lawsuit. The lawsuit is baseless and an attempt to chill free speech. I intend to fight back & defend free speech.
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happy birthday to two absolute queens (me and julia louis-dreyfus)
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@provisionalidea
according to my sources (tiktok comments) "no problem" is polite and the safest choice.
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there are 25 blimps in the world. there are ~4 billion men in the world. please tell me how i don’t have a boyfriend but just saw a blimp.
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a crypto person’s online dating guide, maximizing for not alienating people
job: financial tech
politics: i’d like a little less control
passions: extremely excited about technology making life better
travel plans: i hear denver is really nice, def a bucket list destination
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i have been terminally online since i was 13 and always win.
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Working through the 2023 bear market was so fucking brutal. Truly the hardest year of my life. But I have never been more bullish. Congrats to everyone who stuck around, you earned being able to laugh when people call you lucky.
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things i was into when i discovered crypto: being rich
things i am into after 6 years: privacy, digital and physical sovereignty, anime, hostage negotiation, making the world a better place, policy, not being rich
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a lot of you have reached out to me privately so i’ll just make a statement. it’s true, i no longer have a crush on sam.
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had a bad week but a man at the bar just tried to lecture me on cyber security and was surprised when i responded at length with how not to be socially engineered by north korea, seed phrases, and the burner phones i use to watch tiktok videos. it’s the little things. <3
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just told my mom about how crypto twitter works and her instant grasp on
@inversebrah
was chilling.
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there is a milady haver at this bar and he’s wearing one of those hats. dare me to ask him out?
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i think i’m on a date with someone without a bank account wtf
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@tier10k
what if we just made a list of things NOT funded by SBF, it would be shorter. for what it's worth, i think the block's reporting of the whole thing has been fair and balanced.
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effective altruism and the quack cult of william macaskill is like religious fanatics blaming their atrocities on faith. maximum ev, maximum risk, maximum upside, i did whatever i had to do, just like he told me to.
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another thing that is insane is if my phone rings or the doordash person comes, my dog barks like we are about to he killed. when i am barricading the door and screaming help, he stayed in bed. 👍
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