COAGULOPATH
@_coagulopath_
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Writer, neuro-naut, literary extremist. Published in Infernal Ink, @miserytourism, and other places.
Australia
Joined April 2018
Roughly 99.99% of games of Go ever played are AI self-play training games. So if you ever find yourself playing Go that means youβre probably an AI.
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Some of my earliest 3D renders. Created using Bryce3D on a 486-66 with 8MB of RAM between 1996-97.
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itβs so amazing when youβre handwriting and you get to a word with two tβs and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful
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Just spoke with God! Apparently that secret chord that pleased him so much was actually just a D7#9, like at the beginning of "Here Comes Your Man."
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Art by the great Philippe βManchuβ Bouchet circa 1990s-2000s
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You know you're old when the signs used to say an asteroid strike killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago and now they say 66.
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"The world has gotten more and more stupid with time!" Uh, have you considered the other possibility? That maybe it's only stupid to YOU? Because you have quietly grown into the world's greatest genius?
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Biotechs would say stuff like "we can't raise money" but founder still has 2 kidneys. Curious.
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I just realized something obvious in hindsight: When people tell you your writing is too long, they actually mean it was not *dense enough* with substance Sure, cutting fluff is fine. But, another reaction is to keep the length and simply have better ideas, and more of them
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Earth, Wind & Fire tragically had to break up after they summoned a horrifying malformed 60% of Captain Planet.
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Note how almost all the fake books are about climate change or summer. It's like Chatty misunderstood the prompt as "recommend books that are literally about summer."
Apparently newspapers are running ChatGPT book recommendation articles filled with fake AI hallucinated books. The future is very stupid. Via https://t.co/4QqAEpIGpw
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Examples: sassy "nodding along" gifs, image of a smart/condescending tv character to punctuate their reply, jimmy fallon, gifs w text reiterating what the gif is already conveying (a sarcastic gif of somebody gasping but they've overlaid the text "PRETENDS TO BE SHOCKED")
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