eating dinner w ur friend is like wait this zucchini is rly good. it can be like that but also lots of other things as well. life is so full it’s almost impossible to describe. and of course full of pain as well

i have a show at the bell house tomorrow in brooklyn :)

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i hate when ppl say stuff i can’t hear. it’s like what did you say??? i literally can’t hear you

gonna tweet this

They’re just like us…

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this is tn :)

remember all my tweets about math???? so it’s like that

next wednesday i’m doing a book talk at the strand with my friend milo for his book Math Without Numbers which goes into paperback!!! yay

laughing at the idea of hiring a Marion Cotillard impersonator

POV you are the pellet at the bottom of the test tube when a pipette comes in to aspirate the supernatant layer

a never ending midnight WHAT!???

Like Earth? Thank a beaver

watching one of the all time great tv shows: american dad clips

meteorologists love sharing plots which are impenetrable beyond parody then saying smth like “May God have mercy on our souls”

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The most beautiful thing I’ve seen this week. I was standing on the edge of a large reservoir at night when this huge, elegant, graceful Gold-ringed cat snake came gliding out of the darkness

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chestWHATS roasting on an open HUH!?

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he wants my nachos….. kidding :)

i hate when a product says like “soothes with cool hydration” im like yeah i knew that. it uses cool hydration to soothe

study this before talking to me. not interested in having ignorant ppl in my life