Zack Allison
@Zack_Allison24
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High Point, NC
Joined November 2008
i forgot to repost this yesterday but this is my favourite new year video x
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When someone says โThe Red Sox are in a bridge year.โ โฆ.For the 5th year in a row ๐
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Drake waking up Adonis to get him in the studio after hearing north west verse
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Thereโs a drunk woman behind me at the post office who just threw a bottle of fireball away from her pocket and just yelled that she has tits full of milk and is about to start squirting everyone. Happy holidays.
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Throwback to when J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar ripped each otherโs songs for Black Friday https://t.co/O07lhTJmRO
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My favorite part of the end of October is following all the former Red Sox on social media and watching them post their memories from all the World Series titles theyโve won. Sorry if you canโt relate to this spiritual experience.
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October 13, 2013. Ten years ago. Another insane comeback in an era that seemed to be defined by insane Red Sox comebacks. Once again, David Ortiz threw us all on his shoulders and somehow made the unbelievable seem oddly believable. Clutch defined. https://t.co/BeTDCm9r0Y
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Christ what an ad. Well done, Norwich.
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Iโve thought a lot about this and really think the reason Americans are so insane is that most people donโt use a bidet or even know what a bidet is โ everybodyโs just rubbing their assholes with dry toilet paper. See the light, America, put a bidet in every bathroom
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