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“If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.” All views are mine & should be yours. Chaotic good tbh.

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Can't go anywhere in US soccer circles without bumping into someone Grant Wahl was good to -- anything from a quick hello & some kind words to some meaningful career advice. Just a truly good guy. Heartbroken tonight.
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Anyway, I think that might be the greatest single sporting event in history?
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Even in MLS I've never seen a sequence like this before.
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The #USMNT just played 270 World Cup minutes and the only goal they gave up came against an MLS striker.
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Show this still to someone who hasn’t seen the goal and ask them where the passing lane is.
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All he has left to do is in MLS Cup and he'll be regarded as the greatest in the sport's history. Just one last trophy...
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"Siri, show me Concacaf in one frame."
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A reminder that Morocco fired their previous head coach this summer after the #USMNT trucked them 3-0 in a friendly.
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Galaxy are fully a meme team. It's official.
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@_Zeets jesus
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3 years
Karens saving democracy is the plot twist 2020 deserves.
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Karens are backing Biden, 60 percent to 40 percent, per New York Times and Siena College polling.
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USMNT need to win, draw, or lose by 5-0 or less to advance directly to the World Cup. A forfeit is a 3-0 loss. Just sayin'!
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6 years
I crunched the numbers.
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Am on my second rewatch and the second-half decision making is killing me. This pass… did not get hit.
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7 years
A reminder that this is Greg Gianforte's view on retirement.
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3 years
This really is iconic. Shouts to the photographer (anyone know who so I can tag them?)
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USSF Job No. 1: Figure out who the coach is for the next four years. USSF Job No. 2: Get us into Copa America 2024.
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4 years
Congrats to all the long-suffering American Liverpool fans who switched allegiances once Man U got bad.
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2 years
oh my god chiellini
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7 months
Being a hero in Milan sure seems a hell of a lot more fun than being a scapegoat in London.
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CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
7 months
YUNUS MUSAH 🤝 CHRISTIAN PULISIC A USMNT LINK-UP TO GIVE MILAN THE LEAD. 🇺🇸
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5 years
Anyway, tired of seeing both the #USMNT and #USWNT struggle to put away tiny island nations in tournament play. Needs to be better next round.
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2 years
in the fucking louvre
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5 years
I've decided that this is our new $100 bill.
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4 years
Chicharito finally found the back of the net.
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2 years
I like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man tribute kits tbh. Could do without the blue ones though.
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what's clear is that the EPL quota is really killing the English national team
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France, over the past 45 years, built the most sophisticated & complete system of talent ID, development and integration the world's ever seen, integrating youth levels to clubs to the national team. And their all-time leading scorer didn't make his Ligue 1 debut til he was 24.
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THE KILLERS ARE FROM VEGAS AND 80,000 PEOPLE SINGING MISTER BRIGHTSIDE WOULD’VE BEEN THE BEST HALFTIME SHOW SINCE PRINCE
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2 years
mood
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1 year
bullying works
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4 years
I'd rather be watching soccer.
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4 years
Pulisic basically either scores, assists or draws a pen every game. This makes me happy.
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3 years
Wow, Messi's won more Copa Americas than Pele and Maradona combined.
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1 year
that's the most MLS finish i've ever seen
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3 years
This is raw and visceral and extremely important from @CharlieDavies9 .
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2 years
I truly believe that the most American thing possible is Brian Schmetzer coaching at the Club World Cup.
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2 years
I enjoyed almost all of this.
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Oh my god
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Minnesota United FC
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AAUGH!!
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Got this one ready to go and am releasing it now in hopes of sparking something from this game.
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1 year
What I want more than anything in 2023 is to see Messi & Inter Miami gutting out a 3-2 US Open Cup Round of 32 win in Statesboro in front of 5,500 absolutely bonkers South Georgia Tormenta fans. This is soccer heritage.
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3 years
Don't tweet the video.
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1 year
Pretty sure this is it (not 100% on RB but am close on the rest).
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3 years
Toronto FC, with 5 starters, a bunch of back-ups and academy kids, just knocked the reigning Liga MX champions out of the CCL.
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1 year
the english made one good midfielder the past 20 years and he chose to play for us instead, absolute scenes
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thank you, soccer gods, for Yunus Musah
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5 years
Philly fans have a lot to be proud of tonight.
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5 years
Jim Curtin on Alejandro Bedoya: “I’m on his side.”
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2 years
just the most vicious thing
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1 year
No memes: If Chicharito's there, Mexico go through on six points. Tata blew it.
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9 months
My takeaway after 3.5 games is that MLS would be smart to sign more players as good as Lionel Messi.
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4 years
To be absolutely clear: This is some Messi-level shit, and there's not more than like 5 players in the world who could pull it off.
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Bleacher Report
4 years
Christian Pulisic tore through everyone for the assist 😤 (via @TelemundoSports )
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2 years
Champagne soccer from the champs. This is just lovely.
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2 years
Didn't realize this last night but Ruidiaz ran straight to the Defiance & Sounders academy kids to celebrate after the first goal. This is what a top-to-bottom winning culture looks like. (h/t @SEAsouthern for pointing it out)
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4 years
American football is just watching teams practice set pieces for 3 hours.
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4 years
Drop a sports take you have that gets this type of reaction
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Good to see an MLS export ripping this retirement league apart.
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ESPN FC
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Zlatan with the quick double in the Milan Derby! AC Milan up 2-0 😱
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480-minute shutout streak
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People who actually watch soccer and don't just play FIFA.
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3 years
Stop calling them protestors. They are terrorists.
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2 years
Soccer IQ through the roof.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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2 years
I am at a loss for words. Even the Quakes wouldn't do this.
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3 years
Congrats to the Crew, who just smacked the hell out of Seattle despite missing two key starters. One of the most dominant MLS Cup wins, ever.
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1 year
Dudes are struggling with the reality that the vast majority of USMNT guys really like GGG, love the ambitious way he had the US play, and want to build on it instead of tossing it in the trash.
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1 year
christian pls give that to tyler
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Christian Pulisic wins MOTM vs. England 👏🇺🇸
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2 years
offside on a back pass CCL is glorious
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2 years
This is a game to Miami, this is easy. They're at a level your fragile eggshell mind can't even begin to comprehend.
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3 years
Putting VAR between the benches is the most insane thing Concacaf has ever done.
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I don't think people have fully grasped what an inflection point this tournament is for Mexican soccer. They were a legit top 15 team for half a century, knocking on the door of the top 10. Infrastructure, culture, talent... they had it all & it seemed like a matter of time.
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This is the worst Mexico performance in a World Cup ever. Even in the past when they went out in the group stage, there were only 16 teams. This is the first time Mexico has ever not been one of the top 16 teams at a World Cup.
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thank you, soccer gods, for Yunus Musah
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2 years
Playoffs on the line? #MLSAfterDark time imo.
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The good news, #USMNT fans, is that if #CanMNT win they get to impose universal healthcare upon us by right of conquest.
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MLS is 6th in average player salary. MLS is 8th in median club value. MLS is 8th in total transfer spend. In the entire world, only Brazil's Serie A sends more talent to Europe than MLS. Lots of data points saying MLS is a top 10 league & rising.
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THIS IS THE NIGHT THAT MATT MIAZGA BECAME PRESIDENT
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Well done @AleBedoya17 . Never stick to sports. #EndGunViolenceNOW
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First #USMNT win over Mexico in a competitive game since the last dos-a-cero back in 2013. Feels good!
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1 year
the cat wins
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3 years
Petition to make this the new MLS logo.
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I know it seems like Argentina's in a good spot right now but remember that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer.
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3 years
DOS A CERO VAMOS!!!!!!!!!!!
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6 years
do you know what "the world" is
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Herd w/Colin Cowherd
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Top 10 most famous athletes in the world
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In retrospect maybe the #USMNT 's problem was too many key players in the Bundesliga.
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CONCACAF would chew this man up and spit him out.
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Guardiola: "Coming from Manchester to London, it's like going to northern Europe. It's 4hrs20 to get to a hotel. It's so exhausting, I'm sorry."
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I can't feel my face.
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god man, when did new jersey become the best state?
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dear delaware,
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this is the most absurd soccer game I think I've ever seen
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Austin had a truly amazing year. They might climb as high as eighth in my 2023 preseason predictions.
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Wayne Rooney made my favorite play in @MLS history. (h/t @phat7deuce for improving it w/ Baker Street)
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2 years
Sorry I guess it's LLL Tri this year.
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As pointed out on @MLS_Reddit , Guardado's choke of McKennie was out of the referee's line of sigh
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English side completely losing their cool here, embarrassing their entire federation and continent. They need to behave like adults, not this childish nonsense. Think of the children.
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3 years
In big MLS news, Dynamo owner James Harden joins Union owner Kevin Durant on the Nets, coached by ‘Caps owner Steve Nash.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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Reporting with @RamonaShelburne : Brooklyn is acquiring Houston’s James Harden in a blockbuster deal, sources tell ESPN.
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We saw it happen in @MLS , and we just saw it again today in the Champions League: Alphonso Davies is unreal.
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2 years
Florida seems nice.
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Watching the USMNT absolutely truck Concacaf teams will never get old for me, and is not something we should ever take for granted. Fun way to spend an evening, folks.
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Matt Turner on Fox just now: "Getting into Copa America would be amazing." Move mountains. Do what it takes.
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USSF Job No. 1: Figure out who the coach is for the next four years. USSF Job No. 2: Get us into Copa America 2024.
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Messi scored his 366th La Liga goal today. If he went scoreless in his next 480 La Liga games, his goals per game avg would still be higher than Raul – who was/is one of the all-time great forwards. It's incredible how thoroughly Messi has broken expectations of what's possible.
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Man, this team plays some pretty damn soccer.
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1 year
Takeaway from the first 43 minutes: The US are a lot more fun & dangerous when they use Pulisic as a runner/box-arriver than when they try to build through him.
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2 years
1) Big fan of this scoreline 2) This is the most comfortable I've *ever* seen the US against Mexico, just bossing the game and outshooting them by a 3-to-1 margin 3) Can Tata survive 3 losses to the US in one year, or will he be coaching in MLS in 2022?
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2 years
Riqui Puig, Pass of the Week.
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absolute banger
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