every day I spend fearing for my life xx

at a wedding n whenever I take the drinks outside the (all male) staff get nippy so I’ve started saying to them “awww and here I really fancied you before you told me off” n it’s workin as an excellent de escalation tactic.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

quite fancy the idea of a “purge” type set up but that it’s one day a year I get to gun down all the slow walkers in silverburn.

was tellin a guy in wunderbar last night tht he was hot and he started being like “what do you like about me” I said like 2 things and he was like “and what else?” and then started talking about all the things he was insecure about?? alright princess im goin home xxx.

working somewhere that doesn’t have windows is insane cos what do you mean it’s been this sunny all week and this is the first glimpse of light my decaying goblin body has seen all year.

working changeover week in a hospital is kind of like being on love island for people with autism. for example: a doctor drew me this after working with me for 3 hours and told me I had to take it home.

woman doing my wax asked if I was getting it done for anything special (??) so I joked tht I had my smear test later on n she just looked concerned :/.

im the only bitch listening to mayday parade and eating a pret a manger baguette in gatwick airport rn.

whats wrong babe you’ve been watching “pick one to finish and be released from death row” AI videos on tiktok for hours.

booked in for a hollywood wax on monday n i have a smear test right after. this is being a woman babyyyy.

what is wrong with the men on hinge? X

there’s a woman in my work who always says “I like the mothers of my boyfriends to be DEAD” whilst flailing her arms about dramatically. a few people have said she’s like a future me. huge compliment.

nearly at the level of mental breakdown from stress where im posting taylor swift reputation lyrics on my insta story unironically.

no cos why am I am absolutely hoaching with with autism

went out last night wearing the outfit i have on in my pfp n 3 people came up to me to say they followed me on twitter n I felt like a popular NPC tht had been dropped into the real world (embarrassed).

men will literally reply to your stories on a weekly basis for years making weird convoluted points like “is that guitars in the back?🤪” and “new bedding?😊” rather than ask you on a date and actually try and get shagged for once in their miserable lives.

a sweeney todd style set up of a beauty salon beside an italian where the restaurant uses the dead skin from pedicures as their parmesan xxxx.

labubu this, pistachio dubai chocolate that, how long has it been since we all felt the tender embrace of another human.

more 365 party girl, less 365 microsoft outlook.

being genuinely unwell with covid in 2025 feels a bit like having smallpox or cholera it’s a bit retro a bit different a bit attention seeking but also just embarrassing.

I think it’s time for me to normalise having just one drink with dinner and going to bed at a sensible time and definitely not sending any crazy texts and then waking up the next day fresh and gorgeous and not full of the fear haha xx xxxxx.