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slay androgyne à la boulangerie (la caissière m’a apostrophé avec un « monsieur ? non… madame… ? je sais pas. »)
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in french Spongebob is translated literally as "bob l'éponge", while patrick star is, of course, "patrick étoile" but squidward, for some reason, is called "Carlo"
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wyd if you pull up to the club and this is how they dance to rihanna?
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in communism there’ll be one really really really big washing machine
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I am devastated. My students—who have only experienced education systems which value grades and testing and nothing else—do not come to my class with a liberal humanist mindset seeking education and culture for its own sake.
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discovered /r/gooncaves. top posts of all time suggest it’s total amateur hour. they’re supposed to be craven maximalist porn addicts and the best they can manage is playing porn on three monitors and haphazardly placing porn posters on their walls. no sense of artistry. boring!
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Naturally to inculcate such values I have assigned 300 pages of reading each week.
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scariest thing about the french is they think this is normal writing paper
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it makes sense that france is the nation of sociology. if i was living amongst french people i too would be asking serious questions
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film camera nerds are always like shot on 200 year old kodak gold 900 that i found in the black sea and dried on a tree in chernobyl and had developed on the international space station. and then the pictures are just empty midwestern parking lots
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quebec passed a new language law so govt websites now ask that you meet certain criteria to use the english version
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why am i just learning that the most attended state funeral in history was Tito’s?
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marxists are mad that nolan's oppenheimer attributes 'property is theft' to marx after claiming to have read all three volumes in the original german but it's honestly really marxist of him to posture like that
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the american labour aristocracy the moment they hear the revolution is coming
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Pop philosophy books in America: 48 Rules to Extract Wealth from Your Friends and Relatives
Pop philosophy books in France: Le Manifeste of the Left-Nitzchéen Spinoziste
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while it’s funny and easy to work around on a website, the law is actually quite evil as immigrants won’t be able to receive public services in english after their first 6 months here which is completely deranged
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remove the quotation marks and this is a sally rooney line
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learn about communism at !!! free ebooks and cheap paper copies of beautifully typeset texts available now !!!
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and they have an illustrated braille edition of le petit prince 🐑💗
It’s so funny how whenever bookish people visit NYC they go to the B&N in Union Square or The Strand when Albertine literally exists and is across from the Met
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its crazy how many people in the humanities have sparknotes level takes on topics they are ostensibly experts on
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[reading about economic planning in maoist china] i could’ve planned that better
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l’autre soir je l’ai prise a 23h et il n’y avait que moi et un fou sur le quai qui hurlait TA GUEULE a chaque annonce vocale
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inside every english woman there is a philomena cunk waiting to be unleashed
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and finally the goon couple, where the gooner and goonette goon together in the same cave, the ultimate parallel play
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québécois people in the sixties discovering fanon, memmi, césaire and then choosing to believe they were the “white n-words of north america” will never not be hilarious
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a tale as old as time
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from what i understand goon culture is all about parallel play: from gooner:porno (the gooner parallel plays with porn, which itself literally plays in parallel with even more porn ), but also gooner:gooner (the gooner plays in parallel with other gooners via reddit)
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suddenly remembering i’ve been to this kind of country bar once outside ottawa and it literally felt like being in twin peaks. there was a mechanical bull.
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confession la premiere fois qu’on m’a dit rendez-vous chez oim j’ai tapé OIM dans google maps
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want to write a think piece on the way the term "twink" has become completely meaningless in its adoption by bookish intellectual men who want a proximity to hotness
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but florence pugh really should've spine checked him instead of making him read the bhagavad gita
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the queer feeling of hanging out with friends discussing our lives and common interests>>>>>>>
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marxist life hack: whenever things interact with eachother in a complicated way, you can say it’s a dialectical relationship and call it a day
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just saw 3 schoolgirls running a lemonade stand. didn’t buy anything, of course. you don’t want to encourage petit-bourgeois inclinations in suburban youth
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being a french intellectual in the 70s was so easy all you had to say was « maoisme was like le religion » and you’d get book deals for the rest of your life
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@no_earthquake
it is a completely evil french invention made to visually torture their schoolchildren
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what did sade mean when she sang Coast to coast, LA to Chicago
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1450 SAT, 4.2 GPA, competitive athlete. Yet they won’t let me in.
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thinking about amik, the gay beaver mascot of the montréal 76 olympics
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somehow only just now learning about factory 798, a great leap forward industrial complex designed in the bauhaus style by east german architects which was repurposed during the deng era by contemporary artists for galleries and studios cause of cheap rents
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imagine it’s the forties you read benjamin’s angelus novus thesis and you’re like this goes hard—so you spend days of your life scouring for a print of the klee only to find out he was talking about this
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people really worried about gen z reading comprehension when this is what phds are up to
I got annoyed when I heard today that some students are learning about Marx's Capital without the criticisms that can reasonably be made of it. And not just for what he overlooks, but in terms of his own explanations. So I just typed this up at the end of class. Took me 5 minutes
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is communism gonna be a wheat civilization or a rice civilization
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its so funny when a discipline writes its own history there’s always a fake genealogy all the way back to ancient greece with a massive 2000 year gap in between and nobody actually believes in it but goes through the motions of saying it anyway
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when you’re on a date and they don’t care about your twitter lore :/
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