Zach
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It's cause "boss is a penny pincher who makes you work Christmas" isn't cartoonishly evil anymore
It’s funny when a Christmas Carol adaptation goes way too far in how evil they make Scrooge. There was a tv show version that “delved into the evils of Scrooge” and he like makes Mrs Cratchit fuck him to pay for rent. Learning to like Christmas doesn’t right that wrong!!
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
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the other side probably looks like someone went ice skating on it
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doing an all-time bad job wrapping presents rn. weird tape, creasemaxxing. but boyfriends can't get in trouble for that so I'm relaxed and letting it rip
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Needs to go the A.J. Brown route and unfollow the team on ig and post cryptic messages about not getting the ball enough.
Wild: 49ers punter Thomas Morstead has NOT punted in December with his last punt on November 30th. He is literally BORED on the sidelines every game. Morstead signed a 1 year, $1,255,000 contract with the 49ers this offseason. The best job ever 😭😭 https://t.co/XLu75vRg4P
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When I was young, the automatic A loophole was having a roommate kill themself. Now it's having a teacher from an oppressed minority disfavored by the morally bankrupt administration. It's cleaner this way, less randomness.
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in my day 69 was the funny one, I say as I offer a small child a werther's original
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still can’t get over how much botox she has in her forehead and brows at 20 years of age
Samantha Fulnecky admitted that she didn't really read the article she was supposed to be responding to and just threw something together in 30 minutes.
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If Hitler came back and saw that the modern U.S. leaders of his hate movement are a gay Mexican fed, a mentally ill Black woman, a non-Christian ex-fighter with CTE, and a Sudanese weirdo with an IQ below room temperature, he would probably just kill himself again.
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Bad example
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Trash…everyone there, pure trash.
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the worst coworker you know: i have no idea why i wasn’t invited to the let’s all have a good time party
Chevy Chase calls out #SNL for excluding him from the 50th anniversary celebration earlier this year. “Well, it was kind of upsetting actually. This is probably the first time I’m saying it. But I expected that I would’ve been on the stage too with all the other actors. When
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He tweeted this the weekend Interstellar opened (his first major movie role)
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The kind of stunt where you’re like “how the fuck did he do that” and the answer is he just broke his leg
This jump stunt from Millionaires’ Express (1986) is peak Hong Kong action excess.
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Ben Afflek is actually basically a greek hero bc only two women exist for him in the world and he bounces back and forth between them but he’s also fucking his buddy instead of either of them.
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"O brother where art thou is not historically accurate" There is a cyclops in the movie dude
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These pages always say things like "it went unnoticed" or "it was improv" and I assure you the editor not only noticed this but strongly considered suck starting a shotgun when he realized that filming had already wrapped and this shot wasn't caught in time to have a retake.
The cameraman in James Cameron’s The Abyss (1989) casually wipes the lens mid shot. The scene was so intense no one noticed, and it stayed in the final cut.
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This person “can’t stop thinking” about the japanese poster for superman in this characters office space
can’t stop thinking about obaa specifically the japanese poster for superman (1978) in sergio’s office space.
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