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The Dunston
Just as he wreaked havoc on the Hotel Majestic New York in the 1996 hit film, Dunston has Checked In to the classic Manhattan cocktail and added some monkey mayhem in the form of rum and banana liqueur.
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It felt like they made a bigger deal about the 2008 Beijing Olympics than any other Olympics in my lifetime
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If your fridge doesn’t look like this, basically you’re fucking stupid
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Drinking culture WILL be tackled in the next cultural revolution
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(Getting really scared) how the fuck is he doing that
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Buzzing my Jeopardy! buzzer first and immediately saying “I don’t know” every time
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Guy who can’t quite get the “Google Jerry Seinfeld 17” tweet format right: Yeah he made good songs but he did some pretty bad things to kids. Google “Michael Jackson Bad” to learn more
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No way lmao look at the officer’s name
A former San Diego police detective who operated massage parlors that offered commercial sex services was sentenced to nearly three years in federal prison.
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Austin Powers subreddit is still going strong
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I'm gonna be Jeopardy's first heel. I'm gonna mockingly imitate my opponents when answering, and make fun of their lame anecdotes in the middle of the game. Viewers will be rooting for me to lose, but I'll keep getting the questions right because I'm a genius
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You stayed unemployed in New York City for over a year blowing through a $100K inheritance and then were begging people for references for retail and restaurant jobs
Some of y’all stay hyper online but don’t make any bread, get any clout, build any audience, craft any skill, entertain, inform, uplift, inspire anybody or make any connections — just talentless, whining into the void!
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Zendaya is a Disney channel actress and it shows through in Dune 2 when every time Paul displeases her she makes a stink face like her dad embarrassed her in front of a boy on a Disney channel sitcom. But she’s passable and it doesn’t bring the movie down that much.
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On the front page of Facebook Marketplace
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White people when you say you didn’t care for Everything Everywhere All At Once
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I had to break the Justin Roiland news to my cousin, he’s the biggest Rick and Morty fan I know. He took it better than I expected—stopped crying after about 90 minutes.
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Guy who says "pardon my french" before using the N word
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@mertcentury
Only eight years in and all the signs were clear that we’re living in the Chinese century
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Blue Shrimp Dinner that was served at the $6,000/2 nights Star Wars hotel that is not closing to everyone’s surprise
This is so god damn funny. The Star Wars Hotel LARP Experience was SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS for a two night stay! Did they think there are enough people who want to do that and can afford it that they could keep this going forever??
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These posts irritate me because they get it right 75% of the way and then go completely overboard on George.
jerry: “i want to return the gift uncle leo got me but he works at the store on the receipt”
george: “i’m going to end it and take my parents with me”
elaine: “my coworker doesn’t cover his mouth when coughing”
kramer and newman:
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You know, *gestures towards you with my corn dog* this whole mess is your fault
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Okay we get it, The Handsome Ape was at the Chiefs game. You don’t need to cut to him 18 times during the broadcast. We’re here to see the game not some celebrity.
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Going to the Asian grocery store in search of ethnic sodas
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Classic Peter is a human being but modern Peter is a humor entity
Honeslty the mid classic to modern era peter griffin design is peak peter griffin overall
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Late to the conversation here but my favorite far side
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Now approaching... The Orangutan Level
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I remember how hard this meme made me laugh like 10 years ago. Nothing compares
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Jack Harlow, typing on his phone: ChatGPT, write a rap verse about a beloved child molester named Kevin
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Looking like this must feel so awesome what a powerful ape
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AFOLs (Adult Fans Of Lego) are so ridiculous lol
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Cool video but the caption is cracking me up
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This is the stupidest thing I ever seen
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@smokeismedicine
I thought people were joking about Dr Pimple Popper being a real show for a while. That’s the kind of thing you’d write in a movie to show how far a gone society has become
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6k likes on a Tumblr post from 2013 is sick
who the fuck is hickory ham mike and why is he texting me
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All these moments will be lost like tears in rain
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So Reddit gets turned off for a day and epic “debate me” style internet athiests start showing up?
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My hot take is that the girl who plays Chani’s friend would’ve been a better casting for Chani
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This is what it’s like to hang out with me
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In a world of LimpBizkits be Imagine Dragons
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George’s plots are about a white lie growing bigger and bigger or him being cheap blowing up in his face. Not murder-suicide, cmon!
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This is cool as hell there better not be a community note saying it’s carpet under a microscope or something
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Chat GPT prompt: script for an episode of seinfeld where George is into gooning.
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There should be an occult religion dedicated to worshiping the atomic bomb. It’s the most incredible power ever invented by man
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Daft Punk if they were funny:
We’re up all night to be monkeys
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Homer: now Marge it’s one thing if I drink to excess but I would never do so in a way that causes problems for myself or others.
Marge: If that happens a lot, it means it’s time for you to look for help.
the team talking about women being public exposed without their consent was so important !!! isaac, sam, jamie and dani have my heart forever
#tedlasso
#tedlassospoilers
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Stanley Kubrick threatened to blow Shelly Duval up with an exploder if she didn’t get a take right
Every behind the scenes picture of this film is these two having a grand ol time meanwhile Shelley Duvall is going through the most traumatic experience a human being could possibly go through
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You open a news app and these are the headlines:
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗶𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗱
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘭.
𝗢𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗜𝘁 𝗧𝗼 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘀
𝘙𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘴.
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This is so god damn funny. The Star Wars Hotel LARP Experience was SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS for a two night stay! Did they think there are enough people who want to do that and can afford it that they could keep this going forever??
BREAKING: The Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser at Walt Disney World will take its final voyage Sept. 28 - 30.
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“What is the best Pink Floyd album?”
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Play that fucking music white boy!!
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Be kind like Marge.
Joyful like Homer.
Funny like Bart.
Smart like Lisa.
And chill like Maggie.
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My life has gotten so boring and I feel depressed and have no motivation to get things done at work. You know what would help ? If I had homework
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Here's my take you're gonna hear my hot take: If this was two People's Liberation Army soldiers all the epicsauce leftist accounts making fun of this would be saying it's so cool
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@DerekPutin
He was a once in a generation talent like PW because you could just think of any term to search his tweets for and find gold
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“My podcast about Jeffrey Epstein and QAnon is making a January Sixth board game!” -someone who is great at striking while the iron is hot
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@smokeismedicine
Dude says he likes Hitler and Vausch still can’t score a clean hit he is woated
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Drinking an exotic drink from a Bionicle canister
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@moldycrown
The problem is that in Dune it still feels like she’s playing an American teenager
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Now tonight I’m going to tell you a story nobody in the media, not even Fox, will touch. They might cancel me for this. They don’t want you to know that leaked Hillary Clinton emails revealed NATO killed Gaddafi to stop the formation of a United States of Africa
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Explaining to girlfriend why it’s fine to drink a beer you left on the table last night
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If trains had rollercoaster tracks instead of straight train tracks they’d be faster
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Chinese Communist Party propaganda poster of a chimpanzee drinking soda
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Seth Dillon what did you mean by this?
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Still waiting on a Switch port for this hidden gem
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Talking Heads if they were millennials:
Watch out!
You might get what you’re after
Oh, baby!
They but not a they/her
I’m a, non-binary guy!
Changing my pronouns
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With the advent of Voice Memos in group DMs, I will be taking the LOL Pledge. To prove that a message truly made me Laugh Out Loud, I will send a voice memo of me laughing any time I send lol, lmao, or lmfao, in order to protect the integrity of the phrase.
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Obsessed with Roller Coaster YouTuber Airtime Thrills’s overwhelmingly negative and depressed Instagram captions for his pictures of roller coasters
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Wrong soda is good for you
gotta just accept the fact that the fundamental concept of soda is a drink that is insanely bad for you. any attempt to deviate from this core mission results in undrinkable bullshit
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We have so much to offer each other, across cultures and barriers.
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