Sean Kelly
@YourFriendSean
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Under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage.
Providence, RI
Joined September 2010
He was robbed
What is the BEST episode of TV from this century? In July of 2018, we published The 100 Best TV Episodes of the Century, and now, since we’re a quarter of the way through the 21st century, it only felt right to update our ranking.
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Joe Rogan: "Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return as artificial intelligence? AI could absolutely return as Jesus." https://t.co/hejH9Evume
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let this be just the beginning of Amy's award run *bell ring, twig snap*
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Madigan, Weapons
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There are millions more empty houses in this country than there are homeless people.
Over 7% of multifamily homes are currently vacant, a record high.
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Manufactured Consent: ONLINE
Venezuela has become a major launchpad for huge volumes of cocaine shipped to West Africa, where jihadists are helping traffic it to Europe in record quantities.
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Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse?
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Every moment of this guy’s life, from trying to buy The Onion, to poaching their writers for a failed… something that never happened, to hosting a disastrous SNL, has always been about a tragic, cavernously deep need to be funny. He’s the Forrest Gump of never landing a joke
“Want to make people laugh at a party Use Grok’s unhinged mode for an epic roast.” — Elon Musk
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the holy trinity of beers is Guinness, Pacifico, and Miller High Life. satisfies every situation. you can easily go through your whole life and never need another
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Democratic leaders oppose socialism bc it hinders their ability to make millions of dollars from wealthy donors while the people they represent starve
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism after a number of high-profile Democrats vote in support of the measure.
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Good we passed $1 trillion in corporate tax cuts over the next decade, I'm sure that prosperity will trickle down soon.
BREAKING: Verizon, $VZ, says it will cut 13,000 jobs
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Boomer at or near retirement with a fully inflated 401k, pension contract from before the 2008 financial crisis, house he bought in the 80s, going to be receiving free healthcare for the rest of his life: “Things seem to be going pretty well!”
BREAKING: Americans over 50 largely view the economy as “fairly good” while most Americans between 18 and 49 say the economy is “fairly bad” or “very bad,” per Civiqs.
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Insane how literally every single shot is amazing i fuckin love films
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Dave Portnoy is everything embarrassing/despicable abt right-wing "masculinity." He's serially accused of sexual assault & called on foreign terrorist state to kill Greta Thunberg. But *Dave Portnoy* is the real victim because a random teen was mean to him
"Making jokes that you are trying to hurt people's feelings [with] and are based in hate? That's never flown with us!" -@stoolpresidente Let’s just be honest here this is ridiculous. Nobody’s ever made a joke that hurt anyone’s feelings at barstool?
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truly cannot exaggerate how fucked it is to be talking about your amazing medical care while you are actively a reason millions of people might lose their health insurance
20 stitches later and a full recovery, I’m back home with @giselefetterman and the kids. I’m overwhelmed + profoundly grateful for all the well-wishes. Truly. Grateful for @UPMC for the incredible medical care that put me back together. THANK YOU SO MUCH. See you back in DC.
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This the worst company on planet earth that is not involved in the manufacturing of military technologies
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People like this are essential for authoritarianism to win
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
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When you watch guys like Matt Walsh and Charlie Kirk talk to educated adults, you see why they choose to debate with/proselytize only to college kids. Walsh was learning facts about Haiti for the very first time despite having hysterical opinions about it for years lol.
MATT WALSH DESTROYED BY RYAN GRIM Look how quickly he capitulated. This clearly shows that these commentators are extremely ignorant and don’t know basic history and politics.
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Nobody relies more on a government cycle of dependency than billionaires. These parasites wouldn’t even exist without the nanny state providing a handout every time their companies have a down quarter.
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represent your constituents or get out of the way
Gov. Kathy Hochul, under a palm tree in Puerto Rico, is greeted with chants of “tax the rich” when she enters. “I hear you,” she says, adding that she’s the type of person who: “The more you push me, the less I’m going to do what you want.”
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