Victoria Atkins is one of many Tory MPs, or as I like to call them, unemployed people in training.

I'll also be signing books in the Hungerford Bookshop on Saturday 16th from 1.00pm. Or as Newbury Today has it - 'Young Ones psychopathic metalhead turned national treasure Ade Edmonson's coming to Hungerford'. Nice sentiment, wrong spelling. Papers eh? https://t.co/InxtS80b3a

Is X broken then? Weird posts showing

RT @MartinSLewis: WARNING. THIS IS A SCAM BY CRIMINALS TRYING TO STEAL MONEY. PLS SHARE. This is frightening, it's the first deep fake vid…

Security called to Westminster canteen after mysterious visitor orders an all-day breakfast in Latin:

Astonishment as big news story breaks before recording.

Nadine Dorries removed from Boris Johnson’s resignation honours list, and is said to be taking the news extremely well.

‘It’s not ok to be bad at maths’ says man trying to implement scheme without requisite number of teachers to do so:

When I'm Prime Minister everyone will have to do music theory exams up to Grade 8.

As Rishi Sunak unveils plans to make maths compulsory until age 18, AQA unveils new A-level question:

How beautiful is this Silk Shaded Robin by Future Tutor Graduate, Kate Pankhurst! Book onto our next Future Tutors Programme Onsite Open Day on Saturday 21 January at 11am GMT: https://t.co/HLYXQ2dhlV #teachwhatyoulove #handembroidery

📚 GIVEAWAY 📚 We have copies of @seanmcarroll amazing new book "The Biggest Ideas In The Universe" for three physics fans to take home, courtesy of @OneWorldNews. To enter, follow @ri_science and RT this! We'll pick the winners randomly on 28/11 at 1pm. UK residents only.

Today is Fibonacci day, the Fibonacci sequence follows a rule, where each number is the sum of the two preceding numbers. The sequence can be illustrated as a spiral shown here on Nick the Cat.

In celebration of our 150th anniversary, we have created an Online Exhibition which brings some of the elements from our celebratory exhibition at the Fashion and Textile Museum to you virtually! Click here: https://t.co/vXE0jg8fBT #RSN150

1/4 I never thought I would be using social media for this, but my very dearest friend Nick Fisher, who some of you will know from his journalism and telly work, has gone missing.

Do you think Johnson statement tells the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? If so press LIKE. If on the other hand you think it is the deluded self-serving bullshit of a disgraced lying lawbreaker press RETWEET

Fun fact. In textiles a mordant is a substance used to set a dye. In times gone by weavers would keep a big bucket by the back door in which they would collect piss for this purpose. This tweet is unconnected to the current conservative leadership race.

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis

BREAKING: The Government.