The paperback of Berserker! is out today. I think my publishers are trying to tie it in with Father’s Day. As you’ll find out if you buy/read the book I had a rather tricky relationship with my dad…

Coming 12th August on Disney in UK. (Or 12th of Augsburg according to predictive texting).

If I was in charge of such things, I would put a compilation of the national juries giving their points on Eurovision in any attempted communication with other galaxies. Just to give them a heads up. Then they can decide.

Alien Earth is coming later this summer. I'm the one on the right...

Thinking about how Bono (the Mercedes engineer) used to say 'It's Hammer Time' to Hamilton. Will he now say 'It's Aunty Time' to Antonelli?

I've written a play about 4 actors from a production of Waiting For Godot, who are waiting for the producer to appear, on the day the theatres closed 5 years ago. On tomorrow at 2.15, then afterwards on BBC Sounds. No pressure... https://t.co/SI7IPtxS63

Dear @HSBC_UK I don't have an account with you but you've sent me a credit card. There is obviously some fraud going on. Have tried to ring you twice but when they put me through to your fraud dept no one answers. What do I do?

Tried to send a book to a friend in Ireland. It has just come back (over a month later) with a label on it saying it's 'non-compliant to customs regulations'. Brexit never stops giving, does it?

I feel like this may prove to be the most prescient cartoon of the 21st century.

Forgot! This was on earlier. But it's on iPlayer. Nobody watches telly at the same time anymore, do they?

https://t.co/eZlIkPIKyD

Woohoo! Got another question onto Only Connect tonight. Ridiculously proud.

Ooh, my long legs, I should be a model.

There's fury and gnashing of teeth about Keir Starmer apparently taking down Shakespeare's portrait in Number 10. The painting in question is one of several copies of the original painting by John Taylor (on the left) the so-called Chandos portrait. The picture in Number 10 is a

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A name to contend with in the church I was filming in today.

When you were timing something but forgot…

Still raking it in with those Bad News radio plays...

5. Try not to end up like this guy.

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Anyone know Viv's connection to Leyton?