@Meripol22 @DelusionPosting "What inspires me is teaching African refugees how to program JavaScript"

If you were a Greenlander and Trump offered you $1 million each to become a US citizen and a US state, would you accept? It would cost the US less than 60 billion dollars to pay for it which means closing down just 3 Somali Day Care Centres.

@formerlyherb @bathcat @PopBase Thanks! The Roman salute really ties it together.

If UPS loses your package of silly antennas and radio parts, you can call them and say "the contents are regulated by a federal agency and misuse can be investigated as a felony, it would save a lot of trouble if they were located" (which is all true!) they find it very fast.

Was playing D&D and started flirting with the tavern keeper to get some info and at a certain point I realized I was just dirty talking with my buddy Ben

i can’t- my total at the pharmacy came out to $19 and i said “$19 fortnite card” out loud and then the card reader asked me for my pin number and i said it out loud too. are my inside thoughts on strike or something

Ravens fans are GOIN OFF MAN😭 Top search is John Harbaugh house

Putting a Packers-Bears playoff game on a Saturday night was a choice that was made specifically to make bars across Chicago and Wisconsin as much money as humanly possible

Welp

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

Well after 2 weeks off, no routine, no schedule, no even really sure what day we were on at times, a fair bit of daytime drinking, After Eights for breakfast. It's back to reality the morra. This alarm clock is gonna go off like fucking Semtex. Lived it, loved it, Regret it.

With a rating of 129.4 vs. Miami, @Patriots QB Drake Maye has recorded his 13th game with a 100-plus rating, surpassing Tom Brady (12 games) for the most in a single season in franchise history. He has also tied Patrick Mahomes for the most such games by a player under the age

Bo Nix has 37 passing yards against chargers backups

It's pretty funny how regularly this still happens

https://t.co/3Y0yMpkFlD

Its good to remind these guys that they aren't actually real countries every once in a while so they stop getting uppity and trying to fuck with us.

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES MILITARY.

Was he already wearing tech fleece or did they just drip him out for the bit

"I hate dictators but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER support a surgical strike with minimal casulties that avoids a massively bloody civil war to remove them!" Quoth half my feed tonight.

you know some delta force operator has bodycam footage of Maduro sprinting in his pajamas to the bunker and trying to slam the door shut looney toons style. criminal if they don't release that