Matt Lindner
@mattlindner
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Chicago dad. 7x marathoner. Former professional mascot. Long live the neighborhood.
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Joined April 2009
LOOK OVER THERE YOU GUYS! OVER THERE! NOT AT ME, WHO HAS NOTHING TO HIDE. OVER. THERE.
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When I get back to Chicago I need this @PequodsPizza shirt for reasons I don’t care to explain
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The debate isn't new. And the answer hasn't changed. Ronald Reagan on capitalism & socialism, 1984.
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The three keys to a successful marriage, or at least as successful as you think mine is, are A. Showing up, B. Remembering stuff, and C. Constantly letting your partner know how wonderful and terrific they are.
@mattlindner @NiseiLounge Congo on out kicking your coverage.
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Five years ago today I put on the fanciest suit I own and took a limo to @NiseiLounge, where we ripped shots. Roger, god rest his soul, was there making us all laugh. It was magical. Oh also I got married. Happy anniversary, hon.
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Me: ���Double Makers on the rocks, please.” Hotel bartender: “Let me know when you think it’s a double.”
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Remember that one subset of Bears fans that was calling for the Bears to keep Fields over drafting Caleb? Good times. How are they doing?
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Justin Fields is getting paid eight figures this season. Good for him.
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This is…an incredibly privileged tweet but all inclusive as warp your perception of reality momentarily because I can have a margarita at 9 am? For free? On a weekday? And I don’t have to make it myself? Sure, why the hell not.
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She had documents and was following the process - in the vast majority of pending immigration cases, the issue is that the courts are overloaded. It's less disruptive to business and more efficient for taxpayer dollars to resource the courts and just adjudicate cases.
NEWS: Diana Santillana, the beloved Rayito De Sol daycare teacher arrested with children present, was freed after a federal judge ruled her mandatory detention was illegal. She will be back teaching soon. “I am so grateful,” she said.
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No. No no no. No. Stop. No.
Coming to Lifetime, for real: "A Pickleball Christmas." Ready? "When tennis star Luke returns home for Christmas to save his family’s struggling racquet club, a high-stakes tournament and a spark with the pickleball coach lead him to rediscover love, family, and home." 🥒🎄🏸
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The trailer is here. Season 2 of Owning Manhattan premieres December 5 on Netflix. Bigger listings. Higher stakes. Real estate doesn’t get more real than this. Let’s go. 🎥 Watch the trailer:
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The undisputed GOAT of all alternate uniforms across all of sports. Argue with a wall.
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I love Jameis so much and I’m not even a Giants fan
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Things Continue to Sound Awful for Kris Bryant https://t.co/Y0y5YSlc2s
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I think Cubs fans just want this guy to feel better.
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This is also what happens anytime someone puts ketchup on a hot dog within city limits.
@mattlindner Called it that one time by accident and they threw me off Michigan into a vat of Malört by my belt loops looney tunes style
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