@RoombaChan @Tiny_Dic @trumblonie at this point the only way to surprise anyone is to actually deliver

remember when the leitmotif of american culture for an entire decade was people chanting "white men suck" sorry this norm is dead and yes without it every group gets publicly assessed. avoid the eye of sauron and enjoy arbys

fucking idiot asswipe retards busted another heat lamp bulb. those are ten dollars a fucking pop

motherfucking god damned fucking goats

🚨 Some Ukrainian children abducted by Russia were forcibly transferred to North Korea and placed in military camps, Ukrainian human rights organizations say. This was just announced at a Senate Appropriations Committee hearing.

1. After 20 years of GWOT FLIR snuff films this is exactly how most normies see the matter. 2. Lots of people shouting "the rules are different at sea!" seem unwilling to acknowledge that the rules do NOT say "speedboats don't count."

I’ve got to get off Twitter. I’m lobbing bricks like I’m Terry Benedict dynamiting a casino.

Why are you like this

okay given that last one led directly to my first formally published novel it's hard to argue with but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah why did you need to bring up the other ones ahhhhhhhhhh

A jury took just 17 minutes to find Jamie Michael “not guilty”. “Thank God for the jury,” Jamie told @AllisonPearson from his home in Wales. “I honestly think if I hadn’t had those normal people to basically say, ‘You’ve got to be joking, no way did this guy do anything wrong,’

you all really need to be following this guy

@WifiSaga TOOK OUT THOSE EVIL MONSTERS AND SAVED THE CITY, MAHOU SHOUJOS ARE HEROES IN THIS HOUSE.

I've been waiting a long time to use this one

The Phoenix SSTO, made to land on Earth, Moon and Mars, that combined a plug nozzle aerospike engine with a reusable heatshield. #space #art by Owen Richards. https://t.co/WbvurgIVN7

"We asked, what to the fans want? But instead, we're making this movie!" Aw, hell. I'm sold

okay he's got me there

They found him slumped over a machine gun he wasn’t even allowed to touch — and 98 dead enemy soldiers lying in a circle around him His name was Captain Benjamin Lewis Salomon — a quiet dentist from Milwaukee who spent his life helping people, not hurting them. In World War II,

https://t.co/BSpN8eV4fo

The surveillance state can be turned off at a moment's notice. They won't do it for you because it's not politically expedient to respect your rights specifically. Pick up that can.

It took them about ten minutes to clean out their Thanksgiving dinner As usual, women are insatiable

This man is correct. Rice is so easy to cook you can do it in a cast-iron pan. And then the next morning you can cook eggs in the same cast-iron pan. And then you take it down to the barn so your chickens can clean it out for you. And then you rinse it out and cook dinner in it.