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@nic_carter
nic carter
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hny! here's a short story I wrote about Bitcoin in a world where cryptography breaks down: Trillion Dollar Salvage https://t.co/lT3bbeXmLu
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brickell ave is most important artery in the most dense residential and commercial area in the whole city, by the way.
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when I see people posting about how miami is the next singapore I think about the drawbridge on brickell ave which goes up and stops traffic whenever someone wants to sail their yacht up the river. including at rush hour. that's how priorities work here.
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@frontendbitcoin
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Thoroughly enjoyed this one. Highly recommend.
@nic_carter
nic carter
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hny! here's a short story I wrote about Bitcoin in a world where cryptography breaks down: Trillion Dollar Salvage https://t.co/lT3bbeXmLu
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Gus Coldebella
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Stop your Saturday scrolling and read @nic_carter’s titanically entertaining story, which imagines a near-future Q day and its aftermath. Beautifully written and educational (don’t skip the fns).
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nic carter
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hny! here's a short story I wrote about Bitcoin in a world where cryptography breaks down: Trillion Dollar Salvage https://t.co/lT3bbeXmLu
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nic carter
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you know some delta force operator has bodycam footage of Maduro sprinting in his pajamas to the bunker and trying to slam the door shut looney toons style. criminal if they don't release that
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I can’t believe we black bagged a narco dictator without considering all available options first, like paying an NGO $100b to put on queer musical theater productions in Caracas
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just a quick reminder before the leftists wake up - there is no "rules-based international order" - international law is fake - no supranational bodies have any authority over the US - at the state level there is anarchy. only interests matter
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compare this to the contras in nicaragua, the escobar manhunt, just cause in panama, decades of failure in cuba, urgent fury in grenada probably the cleanest and most surgical spec ops mission in the hemisphere in living memory
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wow, this is really good (and scary). @nic_carter does it again!
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nic carter
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hny! here's a short story I wrote about Bitcoin in a world where cryptography breaks down: Trillion Dollar Salvage https://t.co/lT3bbeXmLu
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@nic_carter
nic carter
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Anyone else sick with gigaflu rn?
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ok this one really got me it’s fiction, but the kind that messes with your head: bitcoin, quantum computers, governments, incentives, power. you keep thinking “nah, no way”… then you keep reading if you like stories that sit right at the edge of what feels uncomfortably
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nic carter
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hny! here's a short story I wrote about Bitcoin in a world where cryptography breaks down: Trillion Dollar Salvage https://t.co/lT3bbeXmLu
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nic carter
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You can also find it on my substack, but I think it's best enjoyed on the vibecoded website I made for the story specifically https://t.co/sL8wfHEuwA
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nic carter
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this was bait
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nic carter
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i'm hooked on the like button animation on tweets that include "new year"
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nic carter
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leftoids like to pretend defense is the biggest line item when we point this out but its not even top 3. in 2025 it was social security (23%), medicare (14%), net interest (one TRILLION dollars), and then, and only then, defense. as long as we continue to permit rampant fraud,
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the fact that the most prosperous nation of all time that produces ~the majority of all innovation on the planet is seventy gorillion bajilion dollars in debt makes sense when you realize most of the spending is "nondiscretionary entitlements" aka handouts to democrat client
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nic carter
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JW Booth's brother Edwin is considered the greatest stage actor of the 19th century also.
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like normally assassins are either schizos or total wretches with nothing to lose. not wealthy, famous dudes who just really hate the guy in question
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