Mayor Mike
@theMayor_Mike
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Drove past a place called “House Of Automation” today. Was pretty disappointed to find out it’s like, gates and keypads. Not robots. They don’t have robots at all.
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Omarion Hampton back. O-line solidified, Salyer playing like Slater again. Eagles missing key pieces. Herbert bionic arm surgery successful. Primetime coming up, slums of LA
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Chargers Ravens in the Wild card. Heh. Just like 2018. If they win then it’s…the.. wha…..
Does your team currently hold a playoff spot heading into Week 14? 👇
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@pinkpanther4056 Junior Seau wasn’t on the team when we won our first Super Bowl (week 1 vs chiefs in Brazil)
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This lil guy on Harbaugh’s desk has crazy aura
"It all comes down to the doctors. I've got a lot of things hanging on the wall here but a medical degree is not one of them." @colincowherd and @chargers HC Jim Harbaugh discuss Justin Herbert's status after undergoing hand surgery
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I’ve watched like 7 Bo Nix games and like 4 of them are contenders for worst football game of the season
Bo Nix so fun to watch if you don’t have a miserable loser in your ear telling you he sucks
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Twas the night before Christmas in the slums of LA and Herberts left hand was far from okay Greg Roman groaned, and Jim Harbaugh shrieked "Theres no fucking way we start Lance next week" Herbert found dead in a bush, never been paler This is what we get for killing Tyrod Taylor.
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Russell Okung walked so Cameron Dicker could run. He’s taking his paychecks in Chinese Yuan
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Retard coulda just trimmed his brows
"I can only see his eyebrows I don't know what to do here guys", a McDonald's manager said on a 911 call. Prosecutors in a pretrial hearing on Monday played a 911 call that led to Luigi Mangione's arrest. The 27-year-old appeared in court seeking to bar evidence from his trial
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@PatMcAfeeShow #IDontWantToOverreactBUT Drake Maye is Justin Herbert 4 years later. Jerod Mayo is Anthony Lynn. Jacoby Brissett is Tyrod Taylor without the golf tee in his lung. Patriots need to get the right coach in the building and that coach is Mike Vrabel
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Damn that’s crazy. He’s made like one play in the last 8 weeks btw
Some Derwin James stats: 11 total pressures - 2nd most among all DB’s 3 sacks - tied for 2nd most 30 total stops - 2nd most 74.8 coverage grade - 9th best among safeties 79.4 passer rating allowed when targeted - 15th lowest among safeties #ProBowlVote + @DerwinJames
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Rashawn Slater eating diamonds for breakfast and snorting crushed silver: damn I sure wish I was there for that jaguars game.
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Hate when someone goes to the bathroom stall right next to yours rather than at least one-over. What are you gay, I’m trying to tweet here man.
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Fractured hand Herbert shoved to the ground. Only Quentin Johnston and Sanjay Lal showed grit, strength of character
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Omarion Hampton back. O-line solidified, Salyer playing like Slater again. Eagles missing key pieces. Herbert bionic arm surgery successful. Primetime coming up, slums of LA
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“Jim, baby. I was thinking. Maybe we should call a HB draw at the 3 yard line. Just waste the down”
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Opposite of this
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