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@VincenzoPala

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MMA, Comedy, Engineering

Ciudad Autónoma de BuenosAires
Joined April 2012
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Please follow me. I'm fat, gay, and lonely.
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@Iberianamerica Take a shot every time she says "Mexican-American" and you'll have alcohol poisoning by minute 2.
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@ChaiAndCabin That guy must be the most non-superficial guy on the planet. My goodness.
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@DudespostingWs Comfortable. Utilitarian. Great stick choice.
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@Alexa_Curtis @HungryGames2000 - "You know I don’t have the energy to reply to this" - Writes three paragraphs.
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@nahimdifferent Her: bb look at how much fun I had! Her man:
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@UFCRosterWatch Page Admin confirmed bipolar. Seek help bro.
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@mydearnari_ @maybeeevirgo Imagine needing $500 worth of face paint and sugar to hide how miserable you are.
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@SStricklandMMA You're saying exactly what we're all thinking
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@maybeeevirgo Watching someone slather paint on their face while getting diabetes is so much fun!
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@DaRumbling They're in a state of diarrhea 24/7.
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@ChampRDS He threw a left. If you're not ready, don't throw a strike. Cope harder. You got starched.
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@AmySavxx @Ryanair Sorry you're poor.
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@stylebender Then got 50-45'd by a goofy hillbilly. But sure.
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@yisus_censurado puedo arreglarla
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@60Minutes @BillWhitakerCBS Not only was this solved 15 years ago, their method is wildly inefficient.
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@BoxingKingdom14 He's Mexican. He's a Mexican citizen, born and raised. No one cares about distant ancestry besides people from the USA who are ashamed to be American.
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@BenTheBaneDavis Smith and Chiesa both love speaking like they're Hall of Fame superstars.
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@TruthfulUfcFan Got beat 49-46. But ok.
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@MMAJunkie That reporter is abhorrent. What a complete dweeb. An "ally of the community". It's a fucking fight press conference not a political rally. Calm down, dipshit.
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@Rainmaker1973 @Carol1mcs You're proud you said a suffocating shark is smiling?
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@DovySimuMMA Jailin Turner getting desperate
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@xbtGBH Gets banged out by over a dozen dudes, calls it kissing to make herself feel innocent, regrets everything.
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@BorrachinhaMMA This is worth hundreds of pennies.
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@PunishedFredda You need the requirement for clean water explained to you?
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@MrPassive_ Way to crowbar in your advertisement.
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@MarvinVettori Thank you for sharing your geopolitical insight.
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@MomsPostingLs Let me know if you need anything else. I'm a professional photo editor.
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@Amanda_Leoa You're retired....
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@xbtGBH Mossad and US Forces are the same thing
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@JonnyBones You're not doing a very good job of beating those gay accusations because ducking Tom is very gay.
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@1000waystod1e The arrow was helpful. I didn't know what to look at.
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@nypost That's a lie.
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@engineers_feed Unless I lived in a 3rd world country, I'm not accepting either.
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@NostalgiaFolder Boiling hot brownie and ice cold potatoes. Kids these days will never understand.
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@ufc @Pantojamma Never go to Brasil again. Terrible crowd.
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@FullContactMTWF Metaphysically it's a cake walk.
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@casualmmainc I know he's being hyperbolic but Rose v Carla was the worst thing ever.
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@espnmma Jamahal catching strays.
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@mitchgonemad @karrahbooo @OnTheRadarRadio That's literally the worst thing I've heard in my entire life.
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@cnviolations All human knowledge. What color was my feces today? Exactly.
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@MMAPauli Saudi Arabia
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@ecto_fun Poor kitty
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@GuntherEagleman @CollinRugg It's a private university, Einstein.
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@historyinmemes Both are accurate
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@casualmmainc None of those Dagestani fighters get tested as much as American or European.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE So if I'm cold in Antarctica, the penguins are cold too? No. Delete this nonsense.
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@DaneCook So you could rip his jokes again?
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@ChampRDS "finished" a guy while sparring.
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@Iwadab96 @ufc @Malhadinho_UFC Never speak ill of Fabiano
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@BenTheBaneDavis I was told the cutoff is 12%. My 8% wasn't cutting it.
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@BackPackCamX I liked his hair.
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@DovySimuMMA Bro, it's the man's wife and the mother of his children. Inappropriate. But fr she's a smokeshow.
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@HomelanderMMA Leon murders Islam.
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@RobertKennedyJr @JesseBWatters Cool, but the mail-in ballots will be manipulated, again. Voting integrity needs to be the focus, not polling numbers.
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@AndyCryptoTX @1000waystod1e Wow, very helpful Andy! I'll make sure he knows for next time. Thanks!
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@BorrachinhaMMA Paulo's famous 1 for 2 deal.
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@KamNoScams Start stocking up on insulin syringes.
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@BlessedMMA @powersimagery Easily will become one of the most iconic photos in sports history.
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@TruthfulUfcFan @stylebender Do you ever get sick from all the boot-licking?
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@esaagar Covid vaccine was safe though.
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@messedupfoods I'll be gay?
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@MMAFighting I hope to get an HJ from 2016 Gal Gadot. Let's see which happens first.
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@TheArtOfWar6 When it's a one-on-one comedian episode, it's an immediate pass. Can't deal with three hours of self-righteous shop-talk about comedy. It's douchey and gay.
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@stevennoneck I don't recall Alex suckerpunching people.
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@mma_orbit Jamahal's coffee looks like fire 🫴
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@mma_orbit Take your time, nearly no one is clamoring for a 16-8 WMMA fighter to step in the cage.
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@websiteidi0t But this was in the male bathroom.
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@universal_so @MrPassive_ Fighting for what they need with a Disney Plus account, Starbucks coffee and driving a 17% APR Dodge Challenger? People's problem today isn't cashflow, it's their unwillingness to live within their means.
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@OnPointMMA Why do people do this to photos? Intentionally cranking sharpness? It looks terrible. Please stop.
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@McGregorRousey2 Brasil officials saw nothing.
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@DavidValenciaTV @SStricklandMMA For every amazing WMMA fight, there are dozens of men's fights.
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@AlbicelesteTalk I've never been this happy about anything.
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@jakeshieldsajj Africa has many albinos. Tanzania has the largest population of albinos in the world. They also hunt them for their magical powers (true story).
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@iangarryMMA Charge your phone, homo.
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@MMAFighting @HenryCejudo Common Cejudo L. How would he feel if people made fun of him crying over his dead sister?
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@DocStrangelove2 There are only three types of guns; Glock, AR15, and laser.
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@0ccultbot Three, six, nine damn she fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
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@MMAFighting Bro talking shit from the sidelines.
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@CasualMMAinc On paper he's only 2 inches taller.
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@Simpsons_tweets Dental plan... Lisa needs braces. Dental plan... Lisa needs braces.
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@AshE_Nuel @Mamba4life233 @MrPassive_ You don't think white people can have just as challenging life as a black person?
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@ChadCostaMMA @JackSlackMMA So will a urinary tract infection. They're both equally as unnecessary.
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@TheEuropeanLad @AlbicelesteTalk South America loves the Kennedys
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@realemilyattack I won't allow Chili's slander. Especially by someone with another country's flag and an Amazon Wishlist in their profile.
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@CenterParody @TheJRECompanion @joerogan It's a Neon sign that says "The Joe Rogan Experience"
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@OrwellNGoode This isn't Instagram. Pretty welds aren't necessarily the strongest.
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@boysbeingboys He should have joined the Navy.
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@andymalafarina They left a tool inside him. I'm assuming he needed a stent. Gear spikes your cholesterol.
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@DovySimuMMA I feel bad for Ilia. Volk is going to be pissed
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@may_moths @PunishedFredda Because they live in a remote village in fucking Africa. Any more questions, Einstein?
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@DudespostingWs They hate us cuz they ain't us.
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@BlessedMMA Need to have a talk with dude putting his arm around bae.
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@MmaUnderdogs Yes, I would pay $500,000 to not have dinner with Ariel.
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@CreepyOrg Don't kink shame, bro.
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