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This day was actually the first time they ate a baby together.
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I’ve never simp’d harder for a women. She’s literally perfect.
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405. No belt. No music. No hope of starting a family or buying a home.
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Oh you think about the Roman Empire every day? That’s cool. Go learn about MK Ultra and let that slowly turn you schizophrenic like a fucking adult.
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Which episode of Always Sunny is this?
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🐐
@SaraJayXXX
interview just dropped.
Audio is up.
YT vid premieres at noon.
Don’t tell my wife.
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Has anyone ever noticed that
@KillerMike
&
@therealelp
have never been seen in the same room as
@LeMaireLee
& I? Interesting 🤔 🤔🤔
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Still one of the best guitar riffs ever.
"96 quite bitter beings" by cky (1999)
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Oh look, the mayor of kid fuck city has an opinion about something. Nice hat dickhead, shut the fuck up.
BREAKING: In a 12-page document, Pope Francis scolds the United States over climate change inaction, blasts climate change deniers, particularly in America. The US president is a Catholic.
NOTE: Pope Francis warned that the world is in trouble due to climate change and…
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Lemaire Lee ass tweet
imagine you not liking me & i just be at home teaching myself how to cartwheel
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@h3h3productions
He wants money and xQc tried to give him money. Am I missing something? Really confused what you’re mad at.
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Whatever they got a video of him doing’s gotta be CRAZY
They’re losing their minds … quite literally… the derangement syndrome
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I hope everyone is able to appreciate how god damn funny this is.
Doja Cat poses for a selfie wearing a shirt with neo Nazi Sam Hyde on it.
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I feel like the turning point in WW2 is when all the allied forces unlocked gold plated camo.
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Being able to fill an arena with an open mic is wild. Props to everyone involved.
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me walking in the bedroom ready to make my wife CUM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Bro, it’s Christmas, turn it off.
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
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Known Conservative grifter
@EricDJuly
held me down and forced me to buy his unfathomably expensive comic book. Here's my story
#Rippaverse
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I am a latent homosexual
If you're attracted to her you're a latent homosexual.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Ngl, the goal is full time comedy but driving forklifts kinda rules. I hope to never give up the craft.
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When are the THICC ASS LATINAS gonna start protesting? Hmmmmmmm????? Ladies?????
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Shoutout to every dumb fuck that thought this was real
"I'm not doing anymore podcasts"
Dana White walks off Howie Mandel's podcast after his introduction
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I want examples of how a 33 year old man should dress lmao
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Looking for a new cohost, Lemaire just got murdered.
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@cara_schulz
It’s actually very impressive to misquote him and not understand what he was saying at the same time.
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Bro, you got a bunch of dudes locked up in federal prison cause you cosplayed too hard. Chill out the next few rounds.
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@TowerGangCole
To be fair, except for those videos of mattresses coming out of the tunnels, there was no proof of mattresses 🤷 just saying
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One of those arcade shooter games where you sit down and it looks like a jeep.
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Bought this shirt so I could bond with my step son better. Wish me luck gang.
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@RubinReport
Bringing up Hitler in the context of the current thing let’s me know you’re super serious. Thanks Dave 😃👍
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Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize having FAT NUTZ was so offensive. My bad ladies.
This anti-manspreading chair forces men to sit with their legs closed
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Got my shit rocked watching
@SUNAMI408
. Was able to catch
@KublaiKhanTX
before I went to the hospital. Had a lovely evening. 10 out of 10. Would recommend.
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my mom watching me when my pussy eating joke bombs
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oh cool, Joe List is gonna be on. Might watch!
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Ngl, if this was a regular restaurant I’d be pissed but at McDonald’s? Get sucked dude, idc.
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What’s the verdict on shredded lettuce on burgers. I’m a fan. I can’t explain exactly why but it’s just better.
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It’s-a-me, the God of War!
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Imagine being able to tell the childhood version of yourself that you’d be able to see Brittney Spears in her underwear constantly and you wouldn’t even care a little.
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The craziest part of this video is everyone in it thinks they’re better than you.
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I don’t have a picture of it but Shane helped me meet Run The Jewels one time. I hope everything good happens to that man. Tonight’s gonna rule. Tonight’s a big night for comedy and shit being cool again. Let’s go!
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Anyone else talk to their wife different when they’re watching the Sopranos?
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yes
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People keep making fun of this clip. Ngl, this kinda fucks.
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This is exactly what Main Street of my college looked like back in like 2010. Stop acting like this is anything weird or that the UK has a unique whore problem. College girls dress like hookers on the weekend. Amazing detective work retard.
Late Night in London: Filmed in the style of a wildlife documentary
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Thank you
@luisjgomez
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@ZacIsNotFunny
for having me on
#RealAssPodcast
. When my father saw I got a “Guest Attack” it made him so proud he told me he loved me for the first time. 🙏🙏🙏
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Wife sent me this to show me how long our cat is. That boy damn near 34 inches I tell you what.
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Major food production facilities are mysteriously exploding again. We are so fucking back!
BREAKING REPORT: ⚠️ Massive Fire erupts after large explosion at Feather Crest Farm Chicken Plant in Bryan, Texas..
DEVELOPING..
Multiple fire departments and emergency personnel have responded to the scene.
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Just made some Buffalo Chicken dip and I got 6 Miller Lite pounders in the fridge. I’m cruisin’ baby.
You are poor.
You are unimportant.
Men do not fear you.
Your woman disagrees with you.
Your lives are shit.
If I was forced to endure a year of your life it would be the worst level of depression imaginable.
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God damn that’s funny
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You can show aliens one thing to prove we're an advanced society so they don't kill us all, what do you show them?
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Tony gets it
"enough with this 'Margot Robbie is mid' crap. In this house, she's a piece of ass. End of story."
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Since I can’t use my left hand, doctor said I’m only aloud to play Def Leopard songs.
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3 things every wife loves
1) holes in the wall
2) spray pain on the wall
3) storage space you can’t use
What's stopping you from building awesome things for your wife?
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Oh shit!
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Been said, we all would.
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People respecting your pronouns after you murdered 9 year olds is pretty fucking funny.
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Dan Carlin always sounds like he’s recording his podcast under the covers with a flashlight under his chin.
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