getting rid of voice notes is an affront to me personally

He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

ridiculous levels of sauce in this picture

Keep it rolling, friends. 💛🧡

Max reached the end of his road this morning. I am so lucky I have to had 14 good years with my heart dog, the world's most gentle but tough, pure hearted sweet angel

https://t.co/db06kt4HMY

i love the part in a godzilla movie when godzilla shows up

the male urge to explain how protein works when the subject of any kind of physical activity comes up in conversation ........

two cold beers 8/8/59

this is about spongebob and patrick

Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

everyone who lets off fireworks and terrifies my dog is ontologically evil. also i don’t know what ontologically means.

i've been watching the twilight movies for the first time and bella pisses me off so bad ... GIRL

if your mom is dead you should legally be able to do anything you want

when you hurt someone with pisces or sagittarius placements:

i mean 100k!!!!!!!!!!

give amaya the whole 10k!!!!!! thank you

i feel like this little dog when im in places im not supposed to be

i saw a "if kamala was president we would all be at brunch right now" sign ... at pride........