Dane Cook
@DaneCook
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NEW Live in '25 tour dates are up! https://t.co/QlIQyz84dP
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
I just saw #Weapons and I will tell you this - I won’t ever forget the movie but whoa the ending. Ummm shit!.See it don’t let anyone spoil it. @BoulderLight.
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Another W from the great @ericarhodes too funny.
Seconds into the interview, comedian Erica Rhodes leaves Dan and Robin speechless: @WGNRobin @DanPonceTV
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RT @ALLinAK: A few years ago, I was playing in a $100 buy-in home game at @JerryCantrell place — tournament style, with a mix of celebs and….
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If God used AI here’s the prompt: “Create a world governed by time, space, and free will. Populate it with souls made in My image—capable of love, reason, creativity, rebellion, repentance, and worship. Design the cosmos with vast order and mystery, the earth with splendor and.
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❤️ @OzzyOsbourne died today at 76 years old. Listening to Crazy Train over and over and over driving to those early gigs around Boston will forever be moments I hold close to my heart. Black Sabbath. War Pigs. Paranoid. No More Tears (on repeat for weeks). Close My Eyes Forever.
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🔥💯@TaikaWaititi !!!.
A new ‘DREDD’ movie is in the works with Taika Waititi set to direct. (Source:
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I saw it yesterday and I can’t wait to watch it again. Massive congrats to you and the whole cast / crew. It soars!.
This film has been a barrage of blessings for me: this one may be the greatest.
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RT @Michael_MacRae: “All I do is win, win, win… no matter what.” - @DaneCook laying spitting bars and facts. @TheLaughFactory
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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻.
Entrepreneurship, for the most part, is the a willingness to be wrong 90% of the time and keep showing up.
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I wanna wish America a very happy birthday!!! It’s your day so enjoy it.
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Got our Superman IMAX tix and so should you!! .Movie of the summer in 5. 4. 3. 2. @JamesGunn @DCOfficial.
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I met Michael Madsen on Sunset Blvd in 2009. It was a Sat afternoon I had just left Comedy Camp at the Laugh Factory and was standing out front when a dude driving a classic mustang wearing Ray Ban shades pulled up with a voice more raspy than the engine chugging. Madsen leaned.
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3 plus decades of performing stand up comedy. Sharing stages with the greats. spending time with heros of mine. The fans I’ve made laugh is one thing but damn all the laughs they have brought me is beyond measure. Thx everyone for the love. Thx for listening. Lots to look.
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