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Springfield
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You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
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Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
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Saw this in another group and thought it was fun. I’d go to Moe’s. Lame I know. 🍻.
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RT @Joshstrangehill: Going through a box of old Simpsons stuff and just found these two notes left by Conan on our office door when we were….
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Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
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I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another.
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Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.
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