I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.

And I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston!

His jiggling is almost hypnotic.

You’re in control. When you speed, you’re more likely to lose it. Learn more about the dangers of driving too fast.

Happy Lefthanders Day

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!

Make America Fentanyl Free supports President Trump’s efforts to end the fentanyl crisis.

Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?

Happy birthday to Hans Moleman and Brian McGee.

Investor’s Business Daily is highlighting the value of a diversified approach to the airline industry. While the group is up significantly since April, @IBD notes that many individual airline stocks are either extended or showing weak chart patterns, making it difficult to find

It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!