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@Tzivers

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she/her. Torah & Taylor. Sometimes-Funny Frum Twitter Feminist. Citizen of this complicated world 🌎 Views my own, duh

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@Tzivers
Tzivia
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Do you think the Miami Boys Choir just fell out of a coconut tree?!
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Can't believe we are still living in the timeline where everyone collectively forgot about what happened to Soviet Jewry
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The USSR not only outlawed antisemitism, it was punishable by death.
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My Rabbi's son was stabbed today in Jerusalem. I am absolutely shaken up; they're like family to me. Please keep him in your prayers... Nechemia Yirmiyahu ben Geula
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The last time someone hit a Rock he didn’t get to go into Eretz Yisroel.
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3 months
I went to the Nova exhibit this evening & am still processing what unfolded. No mental preparation could’ve prepared me for the protests. To gleefully wave Hamas flags outside a memorial *for victims of Hamas atrocities* is a new low. We can’t even mourn our dead in peace.
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2 years
My dear friend @rachel_joyy just asked me, “What’s OnlySimchas? Is that like OnlyFans but for Orthodox Jews?”
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3 years
Happy birthday @RepRitchie !! So grateful for the opportunity to work for you this past summer. Thank you for creating an office atmosphere of kindness, humor, and inspiration. You’re an amazing role model for many young leaders in politics & beyond. Hope it was a wonderful day 🎉
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3 years
Learning Niddah Mishnayot means that I’ll be making periodical jokes
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3 years
May you never know the pain of removing someone’s name from your prayer list because they have passed. May you only experience the joy in removing someone from that list because they have healed.
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@Tzivers
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8 months
the jews are really tired elmo i’ll tell ya that
@elmo
Elmo
8 months
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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7 months
I am constantly baffled by fellow lefties who are so one-dimensional and dismiss any call for the return of the hostages / images of hostages returned safely as “israeli propaganda”. can you not hold two truths? that hostages should come home and that the war in Gaza should end?
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11 months
the jews are so tired right now but we also can't sleep
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@Tzivers
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4 years
Sad news: the man in front of gristides (“one penny is all we ask”) had a heart attack on Friday and is on life support. His brother told me they’re planning his funeral. @nyuniversity
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@Tzivers
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2 months
The concept of Teshuva is literally what can be unburdened by what has been
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@Tzivers
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3 years
Just got a gemara at a frum sefarim store in Brooklyn and was NOT asked/told: - Are you a kofer? - is this for your husband? - sorry we don’t sell gemaras to women I’ll take this a major win 🏆
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@Tzivers
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9 months
Heard that #Talmud is trending among the antisemites. But where’s the love for the Mishnah?!? Seriously, don’t say you love the anime if you haven’t read the manga 😤
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@Tzivers
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7 months
This is what we call collective punishment of AND an incredible level of bias against Orthodox Jews. As a modern Orthodox Jew with many friends who are NOT Orthodox and have NEVER treated me like this, it’s still painful to watch 💔
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@Tzivers
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3 years
My own synagogue in NY has a security guard plus community members who help out on rotation. Sometimes, that person on rotation is my dad. Pretty damn scary to think about.
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7 months
being a woman in shul is so hard.
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2 years
There will never be a more niche Jewish joke than when Schmidt wanted to name his future baby “Menachem Mendel Schmearson” in New Girl
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@Tzivers
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3 years
Biggest fear came true. Someone recognized me in shul from frum Twitter… I walked myself out.
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1 year
why did my brain immediately think this was kugel
@messedupfoods
i like food
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would you eat this after 4 or 5 beers be honest
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2 years
Who decided that red means meat and blue means dairy?
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1 year
Interfaith weddings are so cool. It’s so nice to see Sephardim and Ashkenazim come together 😍
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@Tzivers
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11 months
me scraping at the bottom of the chulent pot at the end of kiddush
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11 months
One of the antisemitic rioters appears to have looked for Jews in the plane’s engine
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2 years
Netflix loves to make docusoaps about the Jews, but there is one and only one that I would ever want to see: Yeshiva Boys Choir: Where Are They Now?
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@Tzivers
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11 months
how it started vs how it’s going. we are indeed living in crazy times, my friends.
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2 years
@ekelleydesign Combining two of my favorite things— TS and cartography— you are a national hero. Where can I get this??
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@Tzivers
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3 years
With much gratitude to Hakadosh Baruch Hu, I am pleased to announce that I have reached 1,000 followers on Twitter.
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2 years
Two of the worst takes on the upcoming “day of hate”. Truly embarrassing.
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2 years
You know you’ve made it when your tweet gets sent to frum WhatsApp groups/statuses, but screenshot so perfectly as to hide the face of the tweeter 👀🥲
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@Tzivers
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6 months
May their neshamos have Aliyos for fulfilling selfless acts of chessed during the darkest of times. Baruch Dayan Haemes. No ifs, ands, or buts.
@WCKitchen
World Central Kitchen
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“These are the heroes of WCK. These 7 beautiful souls were killed by the IDF in a strike as they were returning from a full day's mission. Their smiles, laughter, and voices are forever embedded in our memories.” - Erin Gore, CEO. Read more:
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@Tzivers
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6 months
And that’s a wrap on Purim, from the state of democracy in 2024 😅🫠🔥
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4 months
A few suggestions for further reading: Oh, and please talk to real live Jewish people who escaped the USSR!! Thanks!!
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@Tzivers
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3 years
Does one need to say Birchos Hatorah before opening Twitter? Asking for a friend.
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6 months
I don't make the rules, I only make the memes
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3 years
There’s something very Jewish about hugging a bottle of wine while waiting on an insanely long line at Trader Joe’s on erev shabbos
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@Tzivers
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11 months
Not sure how @AviMayer became the Av Beit Din in determining who is a Jew and who isn��t. Call people out, condemn in the harshest of terms, but not like this. Shameful to see this rhetoric as we read the parshiot of Avraham and Sarah who sought to welcome all into their tents.
@AviMayer
Avi Mayer אבי מאיר
11 months
This was one of the most painful things I've ever written, but these are things that have to be said. We can no longer consider Jews who align themselves with the murderers of Jewish babies part of the Jewish people. My latest @Jerusalem_Post column:
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@Tzivers
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3 years
A friendly reminder that gaslighting is one of the 39 malachos.
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1 year
As a modern orthodox woman who is constantly filtering through engagement updates, I find this highly triggering
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3 years
Halachic shaylos I think of at 1 AM: If an Orthodox Jew was POTUS, would s/he need to clean the ENTIRE White House for Pesach?!?! Help me out here #jwitter , I’m genuinely concerned about this
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@Tzivers
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1 year
It’s been an exhausting 24 hours. But I appreciate that certain members of “frum” Twitter have shown their true colors, so now I know who to block! Chasdei HaShem 🥰🥰🥰
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1 year
Is Elmo… waiting to eat chametz?
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1 year
Elmo is still waiting . . .
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5 months
Uh oh
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@Tzivers
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3 years
Exciting news! During my final semester of university, I will be learning part-time at GPATS (Graduate Program In Advanced Talmudic Studies)! I’m honored to follow the steps of my mentors & thrilled to accelerate learning/leadership roles for Modern Orthodox Jewish women 🙌
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@Tzivers
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4 years
“Luke, I am your mother.” #PurimSameach from Ruth Vader Ginsburg!
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4 years
Friendly reminder that today is a Jewish fast day which means many of your Jewish friends have not had coffee even though they tried waking up before the fast started but decided nope we snoozing so please be kind ok thanks bye
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@Tzivers
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9 months
או חברותא או מיתותא 💔
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3 years
A flash flood warning means you should NOT eat in your sukkah tonight! Be safe friends!
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5 months
While @benshapiro could’ve spent his Friday helping his family clean for pesach or cook for shabbos, he ranted about a “childless” woman’s new album for some good old clickbait. Truly pathetic to make $ off of tearing down a woman who will always be more successful than you.
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3 years
I read this over shabbos.
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10 months
on this week’s episode of tell me you know nothing about soviet jewry without telling me you know nothing about soviet jewry
@mohammed_hijab
Mohammed Hijab
10 months
There is a province in Russia called "Jewish Autonomous Oblast" which has a larger land area than the entire entity of Israel (36 thousand km2 to Israel's 26 thousand km2). It is one of two Jewish jurisdictions in the world (the other being Israel). Zionists who ask why
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1 year
leave it to The Jewish People to have three (!) separate bibi-related protests led by different organizers who all disagree with each other
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2 years
every frum girl's nightmare: buying a perfectly modest dress or blouse, only to discover that there is a keyhole in the back. WHY GOD WHY!
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1 year
@ChanaSaraW I see that you follow me, so if perhaps you value my opinion, please take down this tweet. It’s really hurtful to speculate about my friends and to give others a platform to harass them.
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2 years
Had many interesting convos over the weekend, but this was my favorite: We NEED to amplify and celebrate accomplishments that are unrelated to marriage in Orthodox spaces, ESPECIALLY when it comes to women!! What are some of your recent feats in academia/career?! Share!
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2 years
I read this over shabbos.
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3 years
Crazy how this year, Indigenous People’s Day is the same week as Parashat Lech Lecha, the Torah portion which states that the Jewish people are indigenous to the land of Israel
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1 year
we have all been exposed to an incredible amount of horrific footage of Jewish pain and suffering. i wanted to share this video from a mere 4 days ago to cleanse the timeline and remind us all what Jewish joy looks like in Jerusalem❤️ #AmYisraelChai
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Living Lchaim
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The Great Synagogue had a super powerful davening this morning with @shlomokatz and thousands of people. 📷: @YonatanGray
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1 year
Glad we got to hang out. Thanks for the preemptive shomer negia pose 😍
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@AlexEdelman
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1 year
@Tzivers Appreciative but too busy in our last week 💜 thank you for coming
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@Tzivers
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These kinds of tweets used to fill me with rage. But my emotions have switched gears, and now I strangely feel gratitude… I am grateful to have such a fulfilling life that i don’t need to cyber bully 9 year old boys who just were freed from 50 days of captivity
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1 year
Literally every guy when they go out with an MMY alumna
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@mrddmia i thought this was a parody account
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1 year
Whoever works at JewBelong, please tell your PR people that Judaism does NOT support proselytizing. And that Judaism also has ZERO tolerance for obnoxiousness towards converts. What an absolute shonda of an organization.
@MisfitTorah
ואני בסוף מערב
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I'm going to throw something
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2 years
I’m in an area right now where the local Jewish newspapers, to put it kindly, have *some* negative biases towards the Biden admin. So please share your favorite #KetanjiBrownJackson articles in the replies so I can print & have something positive to read over shabbos 🤗🤗🤗
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10 months
Been thinking about this Gemara a lot lately.
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4 years
#jwitter : Explain the difference between modern orthodoxy and ultra orthodoxy in a tweet
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2 years
My heart breaks for the Jewish brothers who were killed today in the West Bank. The cracks in my heart deepen for the Palestinians whose homes are literally on fire from a settler rampage. This is not my people. This is not Am Yisrael. I don’t know what remains of my heart.
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@Tzivers
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3 years
We finished this over shabbos*. *the past 3.5 years @929english
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3 years
A close friend of mine just passed away from a gruesome battle with cancer. I will be taking time off of the bird app to process.
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Omg guys she roasted me so hard I will never recover from this 😭
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@onthemainline it is my life goal to end up with a Cherem letter like this
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1 year
Lol LibsOfTikTok SHARED A VIDEO of naked men to complain about how the liberals are exposing our children to naked men…. Make it make sense!!!!
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2 years
WhatsApp has reaction buttons now????????
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2 years
Yeah I know we live in an ashkenormative society but tbh it feels a bit antisemitic that Hummus is made from kitniyot
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4 years
Inside the Capitol, a man wears a shirt that reads “Camp Auschwitz”. Again, tell us how Jews are supposed to feel safe in America?
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@Kosherqueen_
Liba Hannah MPH
4 years
A nazi flag just flew in a government building in the USA. Tell me how I am supposed to feel safe here? I have no words..
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Don’t just be there at the funeral. Don’t just be there at shiva. Be there in the weeks months years that follow. Keep their memory alive exactly when it feels like everyone’s already forgotten. Trust me— the family and friends will appreciate your effort. Always ❤️
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3 years
Great seeing Dovid/David Bashevkin @seforimsale
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@matthewstoller
Matt Stoller
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Anti-semitism is not a meaningful problem in the United States and the paranoid musings of Jewish boomers is annoying.
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Trolls do be trolling. I was at this beautiful wedding. These are my amazing friends. If you care about respecting folks’ privacy, please report this. Thanks!
@shlishkas
שלישקעס
1 year
From what’s app. My god are we screwed.
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3 years
Bloody hell, this was a low effort pun
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Happy Elul
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3 years
*Jews of NYC sigh in relief*
@nymetrowx
New York Metro Weather
3 years
Sunset in NYC on Friday is at 5:00pm. The sun won't set any earlier than 5:00pm until November 6th, 2022.
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Alright #Jwitter , we’re less than 24 hours away from the first seder. What are your favorite pieces of Torah to share during maggid (or at any point in the seder)? Please share any ideas, sources, links, and any other material that we all may benefit from!!
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Me: Engaging with trolls is counterproductive and amplifies their horrific takes! Save your breath! Spend your time doing something more productive! My yetzer hara:
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2 years
You’re either heavily invested in the journey of Flaco the Eurasian eagle owl, or your life is an empty, meaningless void. I don’t make the rules.
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4 years
Me: *walks into a room*
@maimonides_nutz
maimonides nutz
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Hello I’m very Jewish.
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2 years
I don't often get too personal on Twitter, but today is a BIG day. A dear family member begins his chemo treatment today. Calling all the troops to storm the heavens with your prayers! Please keep Ezra Mordechai ben Tzivia in mind. Together, we can kick cancer's tuchus.
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1 year
Just turned my tweets back to public so kind strangers could send positive messages to my friends. Let’s go!!!
@Tzivers
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1 year
Seeing lots of negativity about my friends’ beautiful wedding. Please share positive vibes and I’ll forward them along!!!
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4 years
Woohooo we’re getting bullied by someone who associates with #ProudBoys
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3 years
It just occurred to me that myzmanim probably has the least amount of website traffic in Crown Heights
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3 years
I didn’t read a book over shabbos. I didn’t even nap over shabbos. Thanks a lot, Upper West Side.
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3 months
Hey @ShabbosK , lots of fellow Orthodox Jews have been sending me this video, shocked and flabbergasted. Many of us are vocally against Trump, as we were in 2020, and I know you know this. I’m curious what you meant by making this broad sweeping claim about our community.
@TPostMillennial
The Post Millennial
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Harvard grad Shabbos Kestenbaum: "I do not know of a single Orthodox Jew—a Jew in my community—who supported Joe Biden in 2020 and is planning on supporting Joe Biden in 2024."
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the rabbits are absolutely going to hate this announcement
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1 year
it is the absolute worst feeling to emerge from a 2 day holiday filled with laughter and joy, only to look at internet reactions filled with celebrations of the deaths of civilians. absolutely sickening and unjustifiable. my joy is gone.
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@IlhanMN Thank you for posting this, Congresswoman; it’s important to draw the line and show how words about the crisis abroad, even your own, can influence domestic hate crimes. Hoping we can work together in the future on hate-crime education and peace dialogue!
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@literally_chad A Grief Observed is also a fantastic work by him where he talks about losing his wife
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2 years
BIG NEWS ALERT! With gratitude to everyone in my life and especially to Hakadosh Baruch Hu, I won “best panel” from my division in my undergraduate research conference! Shabbat shalom!
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this feels like a sign of mashiach coming, don’t ask me to elaborate
@YWNReporter
Moshe Schwartz
9 months
There's a bull on the tracks at Newark, NJ, Penn Station. New Jersey transit says the bull is causing delays between Newark Penn Station and NY Penn Station.
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