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Pro-kissing psyop account with carceral YIMBY characteristics

Joined June 2009
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CS Lewis said somewhere that it isn’t just that his friend died, it’s that the part of him that only his friend could bring out would never be brought out again.
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@literally_chad
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Been sitting on this for months
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Bro
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@literally_chad
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The fact that this isn't even a top 50 image from the Trump presidency really blows my mind.
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Chris Wade
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crazy what happened to both these guys
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@literally_chad
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@ShadesOfElias Monogamous friends with benefits who say "I love you" and who stay together for 60 years and have children and grandchildren.
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@literally_chad
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Fellas, being able to form a preference about things like this will make women happy and therefore you gotta work on it . Begome opinionated.
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slow daze
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She’s asking me to pick between the “statement bag” and the “practical but still cool bag”
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@literally_chad
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Capitalism is when you have to go to school and then get a job and go on vacations, eventually dying . Unlike my better system in which there are no bedtimes and you live forever.
@uncleFredsTweet
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Capitalism is a total waste of life. Literally.
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@literally_chad
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7 months
Has anyone locked in this hard? Like, you could argue Zuck, but he was locked in from childhood, it's not like he started at 18. Actually, when did JD actually lock in? Clearly before Yale, clearly not in high school, was it the Marines?
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@literally_chad
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7 months
It's almost time
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@literally_chad
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4 months
They really said
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@kitten_beloved
Kitten 💖🐈
4 months
Woman accidentally reverse engineers the foundational axiom of gender relations in every civilization that ever existed prior to 100 years ago
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@literally_chad
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7 months
Keep in mind miscarriage care is unambiguously legal and doctors are murdering patients to own the cons.
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ABC7 Eyewitness News
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28-year-old Texas woman dies after abortion care for miscarriage was delayed over 40 hours, report says
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@literally_chad
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8 months
So, this seems like paranoia, but if you are a college student and your campus has a Confucius center, you can upload pictures of yourself with your Senator and within a week you will have 2 Chinese girls hitting on you. Experienced this, then had a friend do it, it worked.
@JoshuaSteinman
joshua steinman (🇺🇸,🇺🇸)
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None of you want to hear this but
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@literally_chad
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@ashleysbored We carry around so much yearn and geography trivia, it adds up.
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@literally_chad
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@thechosenberg Also there's more responsibility the longer you've been there, they're trying not to drown the newb and also trying to avoid the newb screwing anything up.
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@literally_chad
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3 months
Which message will resonate with the voters?
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@literally_chad
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@StatisticUrban Why should I have to change my emdash usage, they're the ones who suck
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@literally_chad
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This is a bigger threat than January 6th ever could have been.
@onestpress
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#ACTUALNEWS POTUS: “The American Bar Association (ABA) has recognized that the Equal Rights Amendment has cleared all necessary hurdles to be formally added to the Constitution as the 28th Amendment.”
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@literally_chad
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We are duplicitous when we’re different around different people, we’re just around different people, all unique. But when we lose someone, some part of us is also lost irrevocably.
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@literally_chad
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@Change You can like or dislike the speech, but he's addressing Benedictine College. This is not a captive audience at a secular institution, this is a very religious audience hearing a religion-influenced speech-- nobody is being imposed upon.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
Calling your love "my partner" is cringe.
@throne_ofbones
spoooook
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calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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@literally_chad
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@literally_chad
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1) Church isn't a buffet for porn addicts .2) Modern women aren't trash.
@GigaBasedDad
Giga Based Dad
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Look in church.
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@literally_chad
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Merry Christmas!
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@literally_chad
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This is actually the issue-- the median bodycount is 4, there aren't wild sex parties, it's serial monogamy without marriage or children. Which is obvious unless you're a boomer-like media consumer who believes that the existence of a sex party somewhere means they're ubiquitous.
@Empty_America
VB Knives
2 months
Just two useless boyfriends can easily consume the entire period between 21 and 30. You have one who doesn't seem to ever propose. Then you finally get rid of him (you are 27) and the next effort brings you to 30+ with no ring. Not some exotic string of bad decisions.
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@literally_chad
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3 months
@StatisticUrban And internal Catholic politics are uh . Not mappable in less than 7 dimensions.
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@literally_chad
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1 year
Right, so who won?
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@literally_chad
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1 year
When you dismantle the USSR, destroy a million man army for a cost of 292 coalition dead, and secure civil rights for the disabled but the electorate is mad that the top tax bracket went from 28% to 31% for people making 2-3x the median income
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Uhhhh BASED
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@literally_chad
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7 months
The self-improvement gurus need to do a deep dive, getting to the Vice Presidency at 40 required a lot of 1% chances to go right and an insane grindset to get in the room with those 1% chances.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
2 years
Been lurking in women dominated corners of the internet
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@literally_chad
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7 months
BABE WAKE UP . NEW FAD DIET JUST DROPPED
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
10 months
@SelfMadeMastery A rice cooker-- it sounds stupid and superfluous but it's actually the only way to live.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
5 months
"You're so smart" "how do you know so much?" "Your hands are so big" "you'd be a great dad" "you're so annoying" "I'm cold" "my friends all have boyfriends" "I've never met somebody like you" :touches hair: :covers face with hands:.
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Olivia
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Here’s some specific hints you can look out for:.1. Arm touching!!!!.2. Excuses to be in the same area as you .3. Random questions “can you help me with. ”.4. Hugs!.5. Eye contact across a busy room.6. Prolonging a conversation that could’ve ended . Girls feel free to add more.
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@literally_chad
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4 months
99% of the libs don't know what this means yet, discourse will be beautiful
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@literally_chad
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1 year
@Cluffalo There's no way to argue with someone who thinks South American women or Chinese women will be "more submissive" or whatever. Just gotta chuckle.
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@literally_chad
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I miss my college friends, and I miss my Eddie, who passed in December. I shall never again, can never be again, the young apprentice at the master’s feet absorbing wisdom.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
On twitter, people act like these outfits are right-coded. In real life, they (and all period clothing) are left-coded.
@JebraFaushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay
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Republicans want women to dress like this.
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@literally_chad
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@redoatz And yet she's sending you a playlist . curious.
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@mickmami You have 9 months.
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@literally_chad
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@planefag You don't even need DC bars for this. As a college student, I put up a picture of myself with my senator on facebook and within a week, out of nowhere, two chicks approached me. I figured coincidence, so I had a friend do the same, and same thing happened.
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@literally_chad
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@JulianWaller When the training data is just Weimar Germany and Singapore.
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@literally_chad
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@Intentional_Liv I think that location sharing is weird in relationships *but* this isn't that. If you have a smartphone at 14 it's perfectly fair to have it on, and it's slightly suspicious to want it off.
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@reputationfan13 How does that even work?.
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@literally_chad
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Can't unhear it
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@sonyasupposedly
🌷🐰 sonya serendipitously 🐇🎀
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what the FUCK is this
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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Note: this is above the base rate, it had been several years since a Chinese girl had aggressively hit on me and it never happened again afterwards. Also note: They didn't try with Chinese dudes, which might indicate something about China.
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@literally_chad
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He died in the most Brideshead Revisited way imaginable; a convert in his last month, emergency baptism while in a coma.
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@literally_chad
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Remember that education isn't exactly what's killing religion.
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@literally_chad
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Two can play this game, and I've actually spoken to women so mine is [real]
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@WomenBeingAwful
Women Being Awful
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How do you feel about this? Is it accurate?
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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Opinionated without being critical, that's also important. You like both. I'm informing you that both are good, you don't get to reject the premise of the question. You're picking which is better.
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As a 32 year old white dude of excessive beauty, I'm terrified and hoping this is the drugs.
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bunnie
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he’s only 39.this is how he looked 8 years ago compared to now
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@literally_chad
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@himbopresident This is perfectionism and bedshitting, they're going to be fine.
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@literally_chad
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@garvs_72 Yes, and they don't even know they're spies. They'll tell you that they have a weekly "essay" to write for their scholarship, talking about who they've met, their impressions, basically a blog about their life.
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@literally_chad
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The demons in hell: "Why do I hear boss music?".
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
9 months
I don't wanna fight about this but expensive coffee shops are for the women.
@notkavi
urbanstats dot org 🌉🚱
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Things I want more of, as yimby
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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I would buy a product specifically because it used monkey labor.
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the Rich
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> eating slaughtered animals. 🙂👍. > monkey labor. 🤬
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@literally_chad
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@realgirl_fieri Cashews, small cubes of cheese, and cheerios are a meal.
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@literally_chad
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@poppychop The executive unilaterally declaring a constitutional amendment and civil society organs going along with it is how you get factionalism and battle lines.
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@literally_chad
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People don't tend to understand what sex trafficking is, how common it is, and what it looks like. It isn't "girl in Nebraska want to move to the big city" or "girl abducted from mall.". It's Andrew Tate types lovebombing, then "do it for us,"ing.
@Slatzism
pagliacci the hated 🌝
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Emily Willis started doing porn after she was introduced to it by a man she met on Tinder who ended up being a scout for Girls Do Porn — which was recently shut down by the Feds for trafficking. so many women ended up in the industry like this but no one wants to talk about that.
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@literally_chad
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@panickssery This is a legit question, the thought it takes to reach the point where this question occurs to you is beyond what most people give to the subject, don't let haters make you feel stupid.
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@KatyHelenah Most successful autistic job applicant.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
Red= American because Washington did it.Blue= American because Jefferson did it.Yellow= American because Polk did it. Why don't we hear more about James K Polk? Easily a top 10 President as measured by impact
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@literally_chad
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Never forget that until *this year* a standard part of medical school was taking random women under anesthesia for unrelated issues and giving them non-consensual gynecological examinations for practice purposes. Murdering women for politics is not unexpected.
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@literally_chad
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8 months
lmao the bookmarks.
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@literally_chad
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@Cluffalo England's national pastime is degrading itself in various ways. A tragedy from multiple angles; Elon seizing the state will do wonders.
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"If women were in charge there'd be no more war". The women with cult followings:.
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@MeganBitchell I hope these screenshots are old and it was a year ago and this is soft-launching an engagement.
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@literally_chad
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7 months
Most moral, helpful, and competent medical practitioner.
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@literally_chad
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7 months
It's also like dancing-- you don't have to be great at it, you have to show up and try. So many dudes refuse to show up.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
Or, to put it another way: there are people who dress like this. 90% are autistic. 50% are gay. 50% are grad students. That doesn't add up to 100% because there's a lot of overlap, and none of those exclude being fascist per se, but more of them are are in polycules than are rw.
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@bilbosfootcomb It's an attempted dunk but actually she's amazing.
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@literally_chad
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@Dysgruntledd @StatisticUrban 1) Olds vs (relatively) young.2) Third worldists vs Westerners.3) Morality isn't real vs morality is the entirety of the faith.4) Ultramontane vs local autonomy .5) German vs African .6) Finances should be documented vs financial "crimes" are victimless.7) Transparency vs secrecy.
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@literally_chad
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3 years
I’m also thinking of @CatholicDad0207 and @newerasky , who I haven’t seen in 7 months. College friends are worth keeping close.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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>Go to Confession for the first time in over a year because stroke things.>30 dollars each way to uber.>Attempt to enter building 45 minutes early.>Asked to leave, threatened with police if I come back.>Uber home without Sacraments. Guys.
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1 year
Big day, please pray for me.
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@literally_chad
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@planefag I have no idea why the bad was so low. Like, getting a picture with a senator is easy peasy, they're always doing events.
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@literally_chad
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@StatisticUrban 1) Contract with Nevada to store prisoners there.2) Sell land to native tribe, establish prison trustfund with the proceeds .3) Natives build New Kowloon, housing for 1.7 million.
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@literally_chad
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@thecathguy Children are less and less revenue generating and motherhood has seldom been high-status. If there's no dire need for children and it's got negatives, birthrates will plummet.
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@StatisticUrban 5 terms for dudes born in a 3 month window.
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@literally_chad
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1 year
Email I'm sending to Father
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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>Go to Confession for the first time in over a year because stroke things.>30 dollars each way to uber.>Attempt to enter building 45 minutes early.>Asked to leave, threatened with police if I come back.>Uber home without Sacraments. Guys.
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@literally_chad
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@hollowearthterf Also, if you have a tradwife who doesn’t have a career aside from homeschooling your children, in what sense did you expect to not financially support her for life? She lowered her defenses in trust of that support, and legally enforcing your obligations isn’t evil.
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@StatisticUrban I was conceived on LSD and I have lots of soul, let's spin this up to scale.
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@constans "Actually TV is contraception" is a take that people get mad at but it's not incorrect.
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@uncle_deluge
Ante D. Luvian
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Cats are Muslim. Dogs are Quakers. Rabbits are Catholic. Bears, I assume, are Orthodox.
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@literally_chad
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@l_meyer_ It's a fun way to spend a day.
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1 year
How does a woman reach adulthood not knowing the basics . Am I a snob, or are most people just really stupid?.
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@literally_chad
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Doctors unambiguously hate women, women know this, women's healthcare is genuinely a disaster. Just because the people talking the most about it are pro-choice doesn't mean that they're wrong. It's a separate issue, even if there are connections.
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@literally_chad
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Missing 54'40, British Columbia is ours too.
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@literally_chad
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Chastity isn’t about the future spouse. Chastity is about God.
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@literally_chad
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Damn, this blew up. Contact your senators about this, go to town halls, be sure to get a selfie and put it on all your social media.
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They’re straight up not having a great time
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@SoamJack
Jack Soam
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@literally_chad Post more of these.
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@literally_chad
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@purpleboxeshere They can tell a difference, but deciding that one is better is a skill and one men tend not to cultivate.
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I've done a bunch of parish hopping, and I've found that there are three types of parish. 1) nobody under 50.2) only young women.3) only young men. It's not a trad thing, I've been everywhere. I don't know what the mechanism is but they're sorted into separate bubbles.
@kenzietuff
Mack
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I hear from Christbros on the Internet that all of their beautiful female friends are never asked out at church and I hear from young guys who go to churches there are no women their age who are single. What gives?.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
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@constans Look, she can either ask which dress to wear to the function or whether you'd still love her if she were a worm.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
8 months
Bro we are never getting the birth rate back up.
@dimestorepaglia
eleanor
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@woke8yearold No community note therefore it's true.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
Spymaster Google is saying that the max size of an ICBM equipped Russian nuke is 800kt. I calibrated 4 circles around the blast site, and the outside circle means "I felt it, I'm sunburnt, but I can walk it off.". If Arlington Cemetery were hit, the Capitol is fine. etc.
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@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
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mass nuclear war would be fine. >90% of the country unaffected. america is just a really big place and even with a lot of nukes its hard to destroy much of it.
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@literally_chad
Literally Chad
1 year
Millennials were the ones there, you absolute boomer.
@thescottbarber
Scott Barber
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Millennials would never understand
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