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@BernieSpofforth
bought a bag of house coal the other day and its country of origin is, wait for it, Colombia! And yes, I live in Wales where nearlty every mine is shut for economic reasons!
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@SteveLaws_
So, it's ok to chuck statues of Industrialists into the docks in Bristol, but you can't play the bagpipes in Westminster. Ok then.
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@SkyNews
the Govt will do ANYTHING to encourage people to get vaccinated - this is sooooo transparent!!!!
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@afneil
to think that Neil has been 'cancelled' is a National tragedy. If Linekar is worth 2 million quid for being a complete tosser, it just goes to prove where the BBC sees itself. Sorry Andrew, but you're just not woke-compatible.
Huw Edwards £500k/year for reading autocues:(
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@Iromg
I was aghast when Q no 1 today was given to Hugh Pym who asked Sunak if he was ashamed re PPE etc. What a PLANK. Why not ask for more info on what the Govt are doing about it, extra measures etc? Argh!
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@Adamprice
Wales is still part of the United Kingdom last time I looked. Get your 'Independence' and by all means have it on the table for discussion. In the meantime there is no mandate for change.
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@IanDunt
every time I look at those pictures it's pretty clear that the vast majority of the occupants on those boats are capable young men (looking for a nice life in a hotel). She has a valid point which the 'left' dont like.
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@JuliaHB1
he probably doesnt have it at all, it's just a double bluff ruse to trap the unvaxed into getting it
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@cocteau8
@talkRADIO
@Iromg
@GaryLineker
funny how the vast majority of the 'asylum seekers' are fit healthy young men? The women, children, old persons etc seem to be ok sitting back at home.
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@GBNEWS
OK, let's give carte blanch for pervy blokes to stick a wig on, add some lipstick and high heels to gain access to the ladies changing rooms at your local gym. What could possibly go wrong!
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@SacredGeoInt
Isn't this what you guys have been banging on about for ages? Evidence of the catastrophic end to the Ice Age, mass extinction and the Great Floods?
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@Martina
Harry and Megan have sold the Royal Family down the river for millions of $$$ of personal gain - shame on them, deserve all the criticism they are getting
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@MartinSLewis
it's a monumentally impossible task for any Govt given the starting point and tech available. There are not enough Billions that can fix it.
Why dont we just accept this and get on with living with the virus please?
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@Jan_S_B_459
Lincs is way too flat for the mountain dwellers - plenty of room up in the Highlands. Am sure wee Nicky would love to help.
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nice1 Kier
Not since Caligula made his horse a pro-consul of Rome has there been a more absurd appointment than that of
#LadyNugee
#EmilyThornberry
as Shadow Home Secretary. An EU fanatic, anti-British, anti-working class. Keir is certainly homing in on that “Red Wall”!
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@NeilClark66
people will lap this up, already conditioned to wearing masks, what's another year, eh?
I cringe when I see people driving their cars, alone, wearing a mask.
THIS is what this Government has DONE TO YOU. Think about it.
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@statsjamie
it's a measure to discourage spend in other areas. It wont help of course, because higher energy costs means higher prices for everything we buy, be it a lettuce from a greenhouse in Lincoln or fish and chips from your local. There is no avoidance of prices going up, whatsoever
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@Peston
@theresa_may
just exposes the worthless ERG vermin for what they are as they crawl to the doorstep but are likely swept into the sewer where they belong
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@Iromg
just paid £80 for a covid test as going to Portugal, then there's the Portuguese test (££??) and then another test when I get home, £40.
None of this is NHS provided whilst the Govt have facilitated profiteering from XYZ Lab Inc from the very beginning.
Shocking.
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@Kaetror
@Sairy_Fairy19
@Telegraph
there is zero evidence that face coverings actually work. By all means procure yourself a hospital grade mask if you feel vulnerable - most people are tired with being told what to do.
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just put Derbyshire in the same dustbin as Maitlis, that lefty Newsnight reporting Guardian nerd Goodall, and Ms Bruce and be done with it. BBC news is no longer tenable or trustworthy in any sense of the word
The BBC should be very worried about being banned from Israel after the warning from Israel's president Isaac Herzog .
Have the BBC read the Geneva Convention to the Hamas spokesman.
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@opposethe100
@ECB_cricket
strangle the Counties as far as possible and marginalise the 4-day format into playing in April and September, while filling the summer with a load of white ball stuff. Little wonder this is the worst Test side in a generation. 20 years of success down the shitter. Chapeau.
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@janemerrick23
thought this charlatan had been fired, yet he's still in an advisory capacity? Didnt he say 500,000 would be dead by now in the UK?
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@DetoxOurMedia
@afneil
a tragedy that the BBC no longer have time for him with their new woke agenda. Really no idea where the mainstream media is heading and we're expected to pay for it!
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@TheRobLew
@Iromg
@Matthew_Wyn97
hardly becoming language from a local councillor in Wales. I really think you should avoid confrontation if you are paid by the public purse?
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dear
@SkyCricket
how long to we have to endure the Women's Village League when there is International cricket on in the West Indies please?
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fuck me, Brian Clough has risen from the grave
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@adavies4
@WelshGovernment
@fmwales
Socialism bordering Marxist at its finest. 'You will do what we tell you.' South Wales Stasi already been dealing out huge fines for transgressions.
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@ITVJoel
@KentHighways
sources in Medway
@MedwayTraffic
say that the M20 is now backed up to Maidstone with an overspill onto the M2 which is in complete gridlock. Drivers are advised to avoid the area.
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@WalesOnline
As Cairns says, he thrives on poverty, he wants the population to be dependent on Labour engendered by an entitlement culture. Remember the M4 project - he canned that within seconds of coming to power. Anyone seen all the investment over in Avonmouth?
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@Peston
errrr, it's called using common sense, you'd rather see lockdown continue indefinitely, wouldnt you?
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@IanDunt
he also hates the Brits over Brexit, plain to see for most mortals; hope this helps. Oh. and restricting UK citizens during covid, another example of his pettiness
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@DefundBBC
just for sitting there reading an autocue slagging off the Government over Covid/Brexit, you name it.
Good money if you can get it
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@Iromg
shivering at 12.3c right now on the Costa del Glamorgan in Wales. Huge storm with unseasonably low temps this weekend admitted (quietly) by the Met Office.
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@JuliaHB1
golf courses only closed because that constitutes 'adults having fun' - no other earthly reason with players dispersed in ones and twos over a huge geographic area
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@GolfWRX
Claude needs to remember that if it wasn't for his dad, Butch, who helped bring Tiger to fame, then Claude would just be another 'nobody' golf pro.
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@JamesMelville
scaring the shit out of people who are not well, so they dont seek diagnosis for other conditions. As you were, lockdowns are so more harmful than we'll know until it's too late
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@AlexHartley93
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@izzywestbury
head a shoulders the best women commentators across all channels and format;, both a joy to listen to
#ENGWvINDW
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@PoliticsForAlI
@thesundaytimes
oh FFS, Drakeford will be masturbating furiously at this news
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@Humble_Analysis
no one has actually since March. Just a thought for you. Number of cases is completely irrelevant, it's like saying X number of people have a cold
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@999London
@bellevuedog
and they say Cressida should keep her job, despite the massive deterioration in preventing knife crime
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@RSPCA_official
@HollyGreyhound
'investigating'? What's there to 'investigate'? You can see for yourselves the horror of the incident. Why haven't you issued court proceedings?
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@statsjamie
errrrrr, I thought the all embracing and caring Welsh Labour were i/c of this mess, or are we led up the garden path yet again to blame Westminster. It's a shambles and Drakeford is accountable
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@BigNonVeganDave
@MrLix
@ECB_cricket
does this mean that the ECB will be promoting The Hundred in Palestine in future? This whole business needs to stop now that they have been outed as Marxist Jew haters.
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@AlunCairns
@WelshGovernment
oh come on Alun, it really is quite simple. The Labour run Assembly is predicated on dependency and entitlement; they need poverty to predominate so that the people have to 'depend' further. It's borderline Marxism.
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You're not listening to the great
@alanwilkins22
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@BumbleCricket
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@talkSPORT
? You're doing it wrong.
@bbctms
is a kindergarten nowadays
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@sandieshoes
that's absolute horseshit. You'd have to go back around 100 years to the time when numbers of labourers ploughed, harrowed and sowed seeds primitively to grow crops. Nowadays, the intensive farmers have huge fuck-off machinery + fuel storage for months
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despite the BBC and SKY saying we are still going to die this year from Covid, I'm pretty sure that 99% of the population no longer give a FUCK. Can we just MOVE ON please?
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@beverleyturner
@MaajidNawaz
@LBC
@BBCNews
@ITV
@Channel4News
I stopped listening to the mainstream media when they repeatedly told us that we'd all be dead by (last) Christmas
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@FarmingUK
I used to enjoy spring and autumn watch but it's become an evil caldron. He's off the scale with his climate preaching but meets the BBC's agenda so that's ok😷
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@DerekTheWeather
found this huge ammonite on the Vale coast near Monknash today, far too heavy to move!
http://t.co/BWIAAk2ZLc
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fair play to the craft beer companies who manage to mug off people to spend £5 on a single 440ml of some IPA just because the can's paintwork is funky and it registers 7% ABV. I have a family member working for one and he can't believe the margins!!
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@AlunCairns
@WelshGovernment
Furthermore, the very first thing Drakeford did was to scrap plans for the M4 relief road for these very reasons - he doesn't not want investment in Wales. Just look at Avonmouth and where the investment has since happened
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this simply has to be one of the worst piece of 3rd umpiring I have EVER seen!
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quite astonishing how colliery spoil has been reclaimed in recent years in the Valleys, providing vast habitats for wildlife to re-colonise. The old 'slag heaps' as they were known, are virtually unrecognisable
Beautiful autumnal colours at Maerdy Colliery today, especially when looking down the valley towards Old Smokey (Tylorstown Tip) in the distance.
@LoveTheValleys
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dear
@paddypower
any reason I am now restricted to a 10p bet on a 100/1 golf pick please?
If I research your business on wikipedia it says "Paddy Power is an Irish bookmaker founded in 1988 in Dublin, Ireland."
Is it no longer part of your business model to lay bets to punters?
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how can anyone who knows anything about cricket not agree that this is 100s of times better than any T20/T10/Hundred slog-fest?
#engvind
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@ghost_wales
imagine having to preside over the 1000s of Guardian readers in her staff up and down the land, no wonder she loses her rag from time to time
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@TiceRichard
ah, it's only another £100M down the shitter whilst the politicians lounge around in their country retreats for the Festive duration
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lol Stokes cant remember much?
"I was pissed as a cunt, your Honour"
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