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Awarding those outstanding conspiracy theorists who assure the rest of us that we are, at least, relatively sane. Proudly blocked by Dilbert and Deuce Bigalow.
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And there it is! Marjorie Taylor Greene has defended her title as the world's biggest crackpot and Alex Jones finishes second place for the fifth time in a row.
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Saw this posted unironically on Facebook
"When you see it..."
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@ask_aubry
"Name me one country that the West colonized, plundered into poverty, enslaved, and tortured that you would want to live in."
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Me, 1985: By 2019, we're gonna have flying cars and be able to take a vacation on Mars!
Me, 2019: Let's go over this again... The earth is round, vaccines work, Nazis are bad, and it's not a good idea to make your child drink industrial bleach.
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Being dropped as a patient because you are abusive to staff isn't discrimination, Karen
Ok-I was gonna try to get over this-but I am a liver transplant recipient with breast cancer facing double mastectomy at the end of August and now I have no primary care doctor.
A lawyer contacted me-i hesitated-
Nor more!
Would any lawyer out there help me?
Very scared. 💜💚🤍
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@BadVaccineTakes
Amazing how they're more afraid of an EpiPen than they are of the fact that their child is not breathing.
Plus, isn't an EpiPen just adrenaline? Like, a 100% natural chemical?
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The trolley will kill 600,000 people if it stays on its current track. It won't kill anyone on the other track, but pulling the switch will be a minor inconvenience.
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@r_anonx
And when a guy does treat women kindly, the incels jump in with "she's not gonna sleep with you, bro."
Like, my dude, if you cannot understand the concept of being kind to women for reasons other than getting her into bed, perhaps we have identified the source of your problem.
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For those who need to hear it, both of the following things can be true:
• The Covid vaccine is safe and effective
• The pharmaceutical industry is corrupt
Therefore, pointing out examples of the latter does not disprove the former.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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This may come as a shock to some people, but if you are not an expert on a subject, then your opinions about it really do matter less than the opinions of experts. It's not indoctrination nor elitism. It's just that you don't know as much as they do about the subject.
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Monarchs during the Black Plague ordered doctors executed because the villages they visited had the most plague deaths.
Same energy.
80% of Covid patients put on ventilators died. This is probably most shocking revelation unknown to the public.
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@DrPsyBuffy
@MomBCImNeeded
@BrianELogan
And they think they are being attacked when they are just being made to critically think about their own beliefs and prejudices.
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Dear News Media:
Stories about children holding bake sales to pay off others' school lunch debts or stories about someone raising $60,000 on GoFundMe to pay for life-saving surgery aren't feel-good stories.
They're evidence that we live in a dystopian nightmare.
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@emrazz
Let's be real, though -- these angry white folks don't want to go back to work. They want the people who serve them to go back to work.
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@ask_aubry
Pfft, I go to these places called restaurants and if I throw some money at them, they'll just straight up cook my food and even clean up after me afterward.
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@iamtomnash
"We fired the fire department yesterday and we haven't had any fires since. Makes you wonder why we ever had them around in the first place."
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@fuckyouiquit
Or I can stay in my job that lets me work from home and be completely naked if I wanna be and not have to pay for gas.
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Qanon: We need to catch pedophiles!
Sacha Baron Cohen: I have video of Rudy Giuliani reaching into his pants in front of a girl he thought was fifteen.
Qanon: No, not like that.
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Instead of defending against Joe Rogan and RFK Jr.'s demands for
@PeterHotez
to debate on a podcast, I say we go on the offensive. Let's instead start demanding that Rogan and Kennedy submit a paper for publication in Elsevier's Vaccine journal.
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@DuchessSexpert
People have been trained by years of programming to believe that if you're poor, it's your fault
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@momnixon
@teneikaask_you
Especially when "flipping" consists of a new coat of paint and little else.
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@TheWapplehouse
Rule
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: Every gun is loaded and ready to fire
Rule
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: EVERY GUN IS LOADED AND READY TO FIRE!!!
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@BadMedicalTakes
I don't know why people are calling her a liar. I donate a kidney every month and I always see her at the clinic when I'm there.
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Remember when anti-vaxxers claimed that the Covid vaccine was still experimental because it was in Phase IV trial? The Phase IV trial ended last April and they are still claiming it is experimental.
There isn't even a theoretical amount of data that will satisfy anti-vaxxers.
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You’ve got to appreciate the irony of climate protestors trudging through a foot of snow and -30 degree wind chills to yell about how the planet is warming.
They just don’t see it, do they?
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Imagine thinking you are an expert in something because you got indoctrinated at today's academic institutions. 😂😂😂
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"I am sick of masks and lockdowns, so I am going to oppose the thing that will end masks and lockdowns sooner."
-- Anti-vaxxers
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@emrazz
People assume that if you're single it's because you're not good enough for anyone. It doesn't occur to those people that someone might be single because they haven't found anyone who is good enough for them.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but automatically believing the exact opposite of what authorities say isn't "thinking for yourself."
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@CalltoActivism
I met a woman who was two weeks shy of her 110th birthday. I met her at the piano at Disneyland, where the ragtime pianist there was a friend of mine. He commented to her, "all these songs are younger than you are!"
She replied, "before me, there was no music!"
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@patriottakes
100% chance the owner of this car whines whenever he sees a pride flag and screams "why are they pushing their agenda on us?!?!"
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2019: Zombie apocalypse begins
2020: "The Zombie apocalypse is fake news!"
2021: "The best way to handle the Zombie apocalypse is to let them bite you so you're immune."
2022: "Yes, I know you were bitten by a zombie, but I still need you to cover your scheduled shift."
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@LibertyHangout
Not sure which case you're talking about. I was too busy watching the case where they convicted Derek Chauvin. You must have been watching a different trial.
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@Diogene61878057
@DrewBarrymoreTV
@UniversalPics
@amblin
Well, you see, there's this pandemic going on. It was in all the papers. Maybe you would have heard about it if you weren't glued to Newsmax and OAN.
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Seat belts were invented 138 years ago and yet we still have auto fatalities
Flu vaccine was invented 82 years ago.and still we..
#Fluvaccine
#Elite7
#CovidInquiry
#deprem
#OutdoYourself
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"If you are vaccinated, why do you care if I am?"
This is why 👇
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@itsMattMac
@ezyjules
@DavidZipper
The problem is that you first must be able to *see* the pedestrian
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The comments section made me very sad for the future of humanity
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@notcapnamerica
When I was a forensic scientist in California, they passed a law where, when you get your license, you sign paperwork that acknowledges your understanding that if you kill someone while drunk driving, you are automatically charged with 2nd degree murder and face 15 to life.
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@drdavidsamadi
I would also put POTUS in the 20-49 category.
We're talking about IQ, right?
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I'd like to find the Microsoft employee who decided that the default setting for Word should be 11 pt. Calibri, 1.15 line spacing and ask him if he has overcome whatever severe issues led him to that point.
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@davidmweissman
@realDonaldTrump
@FoxNews
Fellow veteran here, same sentiment.
I served to protect their right to protest.
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When conspiracy whackadoodles think they have a gotcha:
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Anti-vaxxer: I'm not getting the vaccine because it hasn't been fully FDA approved yet!
Us: So when it gets fully approved --likely within a month or two -- you will get the vaccine?
Anti-vaxxers: No.
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@MortgageMark
@PeterHotez
Bullshit. Debates are theater. Scientific critique is done via publication in peer-reviewed journals.
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@BadMedicalTakes
This never happened so much, it opened up a portal to a universe of things that never happened
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We have a winner
This growth was removed from an antivaxxer just before the pandemic.
Why are the media not talking about this?!
Fortunately the patient is still alive.
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@BadMedicalTakes
"I have spent the last three years developing an immunity to perfume."
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@ConSelfOwns
On the next episode, we'll teach you how to cheat on tests by memorizing the material in the text book.
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Now here's a shit take... Health inspectors are absolutely essential.
This is the face of a scumbag. She ruined breakfast this morning at a Boston Diner to do an unannounced health inspection.
The immigrant family running the place had to stop to accompany this psycho. Don’t give me the she’s just doing her job line. She’s what is wrong with…
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@BankerWeimar
@BirnbaumMatt
@NeelyTamminga
In other words, when the facts run counter to your narrative, you stuck your fingers in your ears and shout "LALALALALALAAAAA!!!"
You are very far from being in a position to call others stupid, child.
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Be careful, everybody. This is no ordinary Karen. This is an End Boss Karen. This is one Karen to rule them all.
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@MattWallace888
"Why did we even have a fire department when we fired them last week and haven't had a single problem since?"
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If I am a bit quiet the next few days, I just lost my father to kidney cancer. I was very lucky that I had the opportunity to visit him one last time last week.
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@BlackCowsMatter
@ProfWagnon
@buckoo90
That's just it -- people aren't going into teaching anymore. That's why there are shortages.
Try to keep up.
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Police are quitting their jobs all over the nation instead of getting vaccinated. A bit ironic, considering how often the tell others to comply and to stop resisting.
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News Report: A local man died after suffering 57 gunshot wounds, 43 knife wounds, and was run over by a 174-car freight train.
Anti-vaxxer: Was he vaccinated?
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