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Christian Brousseau

@TheBrousse

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CTO, Canadian living in France. Father of 2. Old timer JavaEE Developer, Former @IBM 'er, Mobile Developer, Book Author. Coding is what I do and it works...

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@guardpilot @historyinmemes Who would want to hire a 103 year old prostitute?
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@WilliamJBarrett @NoContextBrits Could you it in a sentence?
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@ElNacho93349903 @WomenPostingLs Time always catches up with you
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@GaryJKings The “Plateau of diminishing returns” is an incredible expression. This should come handy in my professional life.
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@Dropbox Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments…
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@TormentedGoth @Esqueer_ @Shopify I checked, you’re not selling anything.
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@mikeryan If you’re “missing plot points”, then you’ve told us everything there is to know about this movie.
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@AhmarSKhan @BirdmanDodd You lost my support at “journalist”
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@WilliamJBarrett @NoContextBrits Alright. Good enough for me !
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@ucsc Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments.
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@shanselman Who’s the old man on the second photo with that young lady?
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@prosperitynow @ucsc Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments.
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@thomcraver @MartyHoward123 @CBSNewsPress @David_Leavitt @CBSNews There is the @CBS logo right there in the top left corner. Lying won't get you off the hook.
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@_katiestebbins_ I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
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@AkilahObviously @THR Did you just assume her gender?
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@TheBrandonMorse Problem with a moon base is that you can only attack earth during the night
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@BaltCoPS Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the comments.
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@mjackson @satyanadella @Microsoft Yeah but there’s always a risk you’ll hire someone who doesn’t know why manholes are round. Even worse, maybe they won’t know how to sort a binary tree (in C no less) on a whiteboard.
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@lazygamereviews I predict that within 10 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them.
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@vincentdnl @dariospagnolo Si le mec avait travaillé deux fois plus fort pendant ces 5 ans. Ça ferait 10 ans d’expérience voyons. #CQFD
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@jtmoney52 @rachaelmbade @jaketapper You have no idea how the legal system works do you?
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🇨🇦
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@IowaCitySchools Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the comments.
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@PhilAmmann Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the comments.
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@neighbours_wifi …and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
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Seth Freaking Rollins #WWEParis
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Swift Cheat Sheet and Quick Reference. #swiftlang http://t.co/aljHjxnWMg
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@mormondruguser @ShitpostGate I don’t know man. Why would he be running then?
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@VoteThemOut2020 @dismasop @ohyeahbarbie2 @PeterVroom1 So, if someone sees your face in their feed 30 times, they can share your home address? (Pretty sure anyone of 4chan could find that)
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@gh230277 @Northpowergrid Use the money to buy yourself a gold house and a rocket car.
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@paul_haine @baltmatrix @EpicManNbEc Imagine.. you have a wife, and she’s getting drilled by everyone, and you can't do shit. But you have the marriage certificate. That’s your NFT.
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Just so you all know. Everyone here is safe and sound.
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@jasonkyle @maex_rakete @OmegaKTTN @bnj I guess you could detect if there is no light whatsoever on screen. Say, if more than a certain percentage is black; then you could show a message stating that you just point it to an object in a lit room or something.
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@ajsutton @simonbrown Code itself (while it should be explanatory) can never document an entire system. Reading the source code from 50 different systems in enterprise software won't necessarily explain how all these interact with each other.
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@amuse Sunkist at $ 4.98 What a deal!
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@zacbowden Good thing you didn’t get a PlayStation 5
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I made the slides from my @mixIT_lyon session. (Build native mobile apps using JS and @appcelerator ) available online http://t.co/WgGDe0mSLY
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@bluxte You have too much free time.
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@ColumnatedR @MaranieRae I don’t know. George seemed to have it under control.
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@anecdote_rapide Si ça se trouve, Ben Laden il en voulait qu’à ce gars là.
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@Axelle83211275 Java is to JavaScript as Ham is to Hamburgers
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I'm safe and sound. But still no news from a few friends over there. Sincerely hope everyone's ok. #NiceAttack
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@jeremiemcewen @jacquesjazz44 T’as rien « annulé » pantoute. Tu t’es assis un soir à te demander ce que tu allais faire de tes 2 semaines de juillet et tu t’es juste dit que tu n’avais pas envie d’aller aux States cette année. Cherche pas à te donner de l’importance. Surtout pour des « vacances ».
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@rblalock Hey! Look what I found...
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Here is the cover art for my book. "Creating Mobile Apps with Appcelerator Titanium" Coming out next month. http://t.co/M2I56I0J0c
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Creating Mobile Apps with Appcelerator Titanium is available now on Amazon! http://t.co/7apIeI9xPM
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@BABE_DSTT @RjeyTech That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
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@Undoomed @mask_bastard That thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet!
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@realchrisrufo There is only one great superintendent.
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@pujux_ @zyxwvutswal @yagiznizipli @guykdm Oh I’m not the asshole here. The guy comes barging in telling people they are wrong. But when push comes to shove, asks for money and blocks conversations. So don’t turn this on me.
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@simonbrown Time is the enemy of “oral tradition”. Systems tend to live a lot longer that we originally plan. And so far, documentation has been the best way to ensure none of that knowledge is lost.
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@CryptoDanny420 @stillgray Came here to post this. But you beat me to the punch. Kudos sir !
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Just bought a new toaster. Glad I took the time to read the instructions.
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@CAT7115x5 @TheShaftTheme @mr_zer0_6x @dulaney_jon @Nepabum @CNN @elonmusk So… You “lost it all”, but somehow you “see the game”?
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Each chapter covers development of a complete mobile app. There is no better way to learn than building it yourself http://t.co/8rE6Fb6JTK
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Merry Christmas to each and everyone of you.
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@rblalock Indeed, it’s been an awesome ride. I’ve been part of other communities and nothing compared to the atmosphere from the #titanium community at the time. I know I’ll cherish those memories from @ticonf
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More room to grow. #thingsaremoving
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@yagiznizipli @guykdm You are literally paid to work on this shit. Your lack of self awareness is beyond telling.
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@LeGrosMichonnet @Guyugly212 @karolIine0031 @iamyourmg En plus, le mec avait triplé sa productivité en découvrant qu’il n’avait qu’à appuyer sur Y au lieu de taper YES.
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Was never a fan of the folding screen thing. But this is pretty slick.
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These are the best gestures on mobile right now. @oppo @colorosglobal this is lit🔥 #ColorOS12 #OppoFindN
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@simonharrer @anthyme We saw you were away on Slack for 18 minutes yesterday... Care to explain this?
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@cgirard @greenpeacefr Envoyé depuis son iPhone... 😏
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@ErikJLarsen @AllsparkNews Sigh* You had to politicize everything.
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@farlesbarkley62 @Simpsons_tweets Thank you sir. May I have another?
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@varjmes @pujux_ @zyxwvutswal @yagiznizipli @guykdm I won’t take back what I said (if that’s what you’re asking). The guy acted like a jerk, I called him out and he blocked the conversation. That’s pretty much it. If the guy wasn’t paid, we both know that my response would have been way different. Anyway, let’s move on.
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@GameSack It says on the paper “real and legit”. You don’t use words like that lightly.
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@ggggwlch @HomersBestBits Also, Homer should have access to a Time Machine
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@Foone The French have a saying: Cemeteries are filled with irreplaceable people. It’s been done before and it will happen again. There might be a few bumps on the road, but they’ll do fine.
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@x0rz So you’re telling me that the French are receiving notifications in English?
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@sevapetrov @PNWYLF What happens when the person doesn’t let you steel their phone? Pretty sure you know the answer to this one.
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@dsampaolo Passwords.txt sur le desktop
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@pacdude @lazygamereviews That’s so... Racist.
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@ponceto91 If you know, you know…
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@PinkNews Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the ratio.
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@bryanl “Your kind”? That’s the most hateful thing I read all day. Granted I just got up. But still hateful.
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