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OFFICIAL ACCOUNT: An online title that shares wit and wisdom in equal measure. Editor: @M_Steeples

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The Steeple Times
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Join us on Wed 26th Nov for an evening with the veritable villain from 'Rambo' and 'Octopussy' Steven Berkoff. There'll be drinks, discussion and dinner and given the actor-writer-producer's outspoken views, the menu will be anything but woke. Booking: https://t.co/IEc7yejgba
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Matthew Steeples
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As we prepare to revive @SteepleTimes after a long hiatus with some serious, some salacious and some silly stories, I welcome our new contributor @RosieMarple, a law graduate who knows a lot about tech, but also loves to sleuth. She's just joined Twitter, so do give her a follow.
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Matthew Steeples
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Next it will be 'Curried Eggs' Meghan Markle as #MeGain has now has gone and even stolen the 'crown turkey' of the 'Salmonella Queen' Edwina Currie. #EdwinaCurrie #Salmonella #MeghanMarke #DuchessDirty #SalmonellaSussex
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Matthew Steeples
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Another 'social sort' falls as a result of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell links. The rather 'convenient' retirement of Faith Kates is definite proof of that. Her @NextModels company was 25% owned by Jean-Luc Brunel and his brother at one point.
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In one of the email exchanges, she asked Epstein when he would be back in New York City and wrote, 'I always want to see you.'
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Matthew Steeples
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Given Ghislaine Maxwell's family's mouthy mate with rotten reason Jay Beecher wants a "pause" in the release of the Epstein files, this is exactly why it is time to speed up the process. Bring on the releases! #JeffreyEpstein #GhislaineMaxwell #DonaldTrump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Matthew Steeples
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Clear the line! Leap aboard and endure what clearly was the ultimate train journey from hell with the national nightmare that was Cilla Black. Even 'The Fat Controller' would have jumped in front of the locomotive to escape this horrendous harridan.
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James Hogg
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Cilla's Crimes Against Christmas, #9 SHE'LL (unfortunately) BE COMING ROUND THE MOUNTAIN That poor woman Cilla's holding hostage was in her mid 30's when she was forced to board the train. Tara chuck.
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Matthew Steeples
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Responding @BBCWomansHour @BBCNuala regarding ‘scruffy hosting’, I once went to a rather ritzy party for the launch of an antique ‘tablescapes’ hire company in a Rolls-Royce showroom in Mayfair. Given the value of the porcelain, it was cordoned off. Nobody could fathom the point
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Matthew Steeples
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Responding @BBCWomansHour @BBCNuala regarding ‘scruffy hosting’, I went to Peter Jones to buy placecards for a dinner for 24. The shop assistant gasped when asked and exclaimed: "We haven't sold such in years; it's Nigella Lawson kitchen suppers for the SW3 lot; get with it!"
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Matthew Steeples
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Would you trust the feckless fool Jay Beecher (the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell apologist, Jeffrey Epstein excuse offerer and associate of Brian Basham and Alan Dershowitz) with even a bus ticket?
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Matthew Steeples
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Given she maintains a residence in The Boltons, have any of my Royal Borough based connections ever come into contact with Nicole Junkermann, a mysterious financier known to have had associations with Jeffrey Epstein, Ehud Barak and Matt Hanock?
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Matthew Steeples
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Tenacious investigative journo @JohnnyVedmore has done some stellar research into Nicole Junkermann's connections, but I am starting to find others who have knowledge about this clearly very connected woman. editorial@thesteepletimes.com
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Matthew Steeples
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Reminds me of times past when I got blocked by Pam Ayres (who is still doing decidedly dodgy doggerel), Sir Christopher Meyer (a rabid ranting rat who has since croaked) and Owen Jones (a loopy leftie who is sadly still squealing). #Blocked #FlushTheDrains
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And we were getting on so well 😞 #DubaiPlumbers
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Matthew Steeples
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It looks like the kind of thing a ghastly grotbag like Tamara Ecclestone or Lizzie Cundy might plump for. #HellsKitchen #TartsBoudoir #Tasteless #Tacky
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What's your first thought when you see this kitchen
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Matthew Steeples
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The overpriced house ain't going to attract any buyers at its overpriced ask now. Ellen DeGenerate is a nasty piece of toe rag and eventually, she'll thankfully be washed away. #BogOffBackToAmerica #AndDontComeBack #EllenDeGeneres
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Daily Mail
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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's £22.5m Cotswold home is surrounded by floods AGAIN and still for sale five months after they put it on the market - as couple plot return to US
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Matthew Steeples
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Looks like #HazBeen Prince Harry, but you haven't got #MeGain Meghan Markle quite right. Get that British flag out of 'earshot' of her for starters given the deviant duchess has shown such dastardly disloyalty to our country for starters!
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No Context Brits
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“I usually only draw women’s faces, but I’ll give it a go…”
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Matthew Steeples
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"I Can't Remember" would be perfectly appropriate. #JoeBiden #ConvenientMemoryLoss #ForgetfulPresident
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Joe Biden has secured a $10 million book deal for his presidential memoir. What should it be named ?
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Peter Bleksley
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You’re aware of ‘Jury nobbling’ right? Well, expect ‘Judge nobbling’ to become a thing very soon. Don’t say I didn’t warn you @DavidLammy
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Matthew Steeples
3 days
It had to start with the FAlLED ex-MP for Kensington that was 'Flicka' Felicity Buchan. Guess she's red faced at a bar in Walton St, SW3 missing her days in Parliament now. Useless wastrel woman!
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I know I’m hammering this to death but it’s absolute genius @jim_nauseum2 👏
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Matthew Steeples
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I don't normally quote and share Tory content, but having known Victoria Atkins in my "youth" long ago, I know her to be principled and upstanding. She supports our farmers and that is to be saluted. #BackFarmers #GetRidOfStarmer
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Victoria Atkins
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🚨Tonight, there will be a vote on the Family Farm and Family Business Taxes. Labour MPs have the chance to stand up for our farmers and family businesses and vote AGAINST this tax. If you are from a Labour constituency, please contact your MP urgently with your concerns and
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Matthew Steeples
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Just a standard Wednesday evening at PJ's Chelsea Brasserie. A glorious evening with the Bond baddie Steven Berkoff. A conversation that was meant to last 15 minutes went on for an hour given the great man had so many stories to recall. Thank you to all who supported this The
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