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Dear @MerseyPolice, Did you offer such advice? If so, why? @PoliceChiefs @CollegeofPolice @GBNEWS @DailyMail @Telegraph @Daily_Express @TalkTV @LivEchonews

This once-great nation is heading down the pan. If it is to be saved, we need to reconnect with the culture and attitudes of yesteryear, where you were disciplined, worked hard, didn’t go sick at the drop of a hat, and didn’t scream ‘grievance’, when told to do something.

The aviation pioneers Alcock and Brown, brilliantly honoured on the site of the old Vickers factory in Crayford.

We need to see more of this, but the question remains, what happened to the illegals..? https://t.co/jsxGfhFoT3

‘Welcome to your interview to be a sports commentator. Why you?’ ‘Well, I’m full of tedious platitudes, and I promise never to highlight how out of their depth a player is. I’ll never say how damaging a broadcaster is to the fabric of the game.’ ‘Great, can you start tomorrow?’

Wakey, wakey, and tune into @TalkTV now! I’m with @mrmarkdolan till 7.30am…

On my way into @GBNEWS, in order to appear on The @alexharmstrong Show between 9-11pm. What on Earth will we be discussing this week..? Bring it on!

The lamentable @BethRigby of @SkyNews just described @Keir_Starmer’s cabinet reshuffle as, ‘elegant’! She may as well just wear a @UKLabour badge.

Told ya.

Let’s have a round of applause for wind and rain, the only protectors of our borders…

No wonder there’s a crime wave.

Enough said!

Here’s a photograph of ⁦@AngelaRayner⁩.

Dear @ZackPolanski, my man boobs keep getting bigger. Do you offer hypnotherapy that could help reduce their size please? @thegreenparty

Dear British Police, I unashamedly love proper coppers. I realise that you’ve got your yourselves into an ugly mess over the last few years, and that the public increasingly despise you, but if you ever want a chat, I’ll bring the biscuits… @CollegeofPolice @PoliceChiefs

I’m delighted to remind you that I’m going on tour next year. Tickets available via the link below… The Makings Of A Murderer - The Undercover Detective | Tour Dates & Tickets

Posh Afternoon Tea at #Sandringham

I’ll not be on these steps on Christmas Day…

Oh I do like to be by the seaside… #Hunstanton

University educated, left-leaning, liberal police chiefs turned their backs on how my generation policed. We weren’t perfect, but these clowns threw the baby out with the bath water, and just look at policing now…