Sophie
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with Tylenol and lube, there's no mountain I can't climb 🙌 elite Pokémon trainer 🥰 hot blonde cybersecurity student 💋 perfect ribeye steak every time
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I'm Sydney Sweeney for guys who like thick women and nerdy stuff
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@CatarinaKush
@trevorshowvan
@TableBoston
The restaurant owner deactivated her restaurant on Twitter today because she can't handle the consequences of her behavior or that she's being held accountable
her name is Jen Royle or
@jenroyle
on insta
She's running like a coward.
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@CatarinaKush
@trevorshowvan
@TableBoston
@Jenroyle
The Instagram accounts have freshly been locked down because as it turns out stopping the comments didn't stop the conversation
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Dear men,
Stop trying to "last longer".
You stop yourself from climaxing, you might not climax at all.
xo Sophie
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@ask_aubry
You know, I heard that taking a hot metal brand and pressing it directly into the testicles for a full 15 seconds is a fantastic method of birth control 😌
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@BadMedicalTakes
Pregnancy also makes you fat, doubles risk of depression and psychosis, and triples risk of death
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@trevorshowvan
@TableBoston
@EaterBoston
@infatuation
@TimeOutBoston
@bostonherald
@BostonFoodDiary
Imagine when they find out that slander has to be untrue 😂
go ahead, Jen Royle, pay your lawyer $600/hr to fight a $250 cancellation chargeback 🤣
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@annatime94
These police officers probably took note of what the husband was able to get away with, and then implemented it in their own DV at home
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@jasminpigemoji
😍 real men dissociate themselves from their former friends who are predators ❤️🏆
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Do you remember when people used to be able to own homes so they could like do the height chart in the doorway and be expected to be able to access that for the next 20 years?
That was so long ago...
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@atrophicbtrfly
No, usually I become asexual during the relationship
then I leave, am sad for two weeks,
and then I go full slut ahead
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@Thinkwert
Have you considered getting your tires a lash lift to enhance their natural beauty?
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@soupinthering
Y'all ever stop and think about what's the savings account for?
Is it for spending?
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@nejiism
Imaginary me already got an apple in one hand and a bell pepper in the other hand
Crispy sweet then crispy hollow
Back-and-forth
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@TheAlphaThought
No. If you can't afford to tip, then you can't afford to eat out.
Heat up a TV dinner.
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😍 this is the best non-client man to be in my inbox in three months
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@JoePostingg
The purpose of the pole is to prevent you from going past the pole
The pole worked perfectly
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@MrsJellySantos
Am I the only one here shocked, thinking that she absolutely should have tipped?
That $350 for 8 hours of intricate work should at MINIMUM have a $100 tip??
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I'm starting over on my new account, and I have under 100 followers because nobody knows I'm here!
Could y'all RT this so people can find me?
Thank you!!! ❤️
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@Swilua
Here I was thought I only had to worry about the Holy Spirit impregnating me in my sleep
Now I have to worry about Satan impregnating me too?
Why do all Christians have such a weird breeding fetish?
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@ask_aubry
The drawing inside the pizza box lid sealed the deal
this is incredibly wholesome and I love it
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@EclecticHams
I think it just makes drinking water sound a lot more fun and less like responsible behavior
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Dear men,
Stop trying to "last longer".
You stop yourself from climaxing, you might not climax at all.
Don’t risk that!
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@nbcwashington
If you want your family to sit together, then buy tickets that sit y'all together.
I think families should be monetarily fined for pulling this nonsense after boarding.
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Dear men over age 49 :
It's not about the way you look.
It's about the way you behave and the way that you speak to me that turns me off completely.
The way you look can be resolved simply by me taking off my glasses. ☺️
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If any Philadelphia, DC, or Baltimore providers would like to know about a dangerous client who spent hours with me, demanded his money back, and then threatened to chargeback to get his deposit just 12 hours later, please comment here so I can DM you.
This client is based in
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😍 Do you like Greek?
I know the language and I enjoy the activity.
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If I ever retire,
I will do so by staging a sword fight between my top eight clients overall
Last one alive gets to marry me.
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⚠️ unpopular opinion ⚠️
If men would actually confront each other when they recognize signs of abuse or violence to women, fewer women would be unalived.
But they don't do that because it's difficult or it's "not their place" 🤒
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@cheer_wine
I survived on almost only McDoubles and coffee when I was homeless during January and February 2013.
Sure I was deficient in vitamins, but I was strong, lean, and functioning pretty well for having nothing.
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Today, I got to show a lucky man what a dick-hungry nympho can do in bed, and I've only just begun! 😍
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
How do bears feel so comfortable and so satisfied just taking the one fish?
I don't think I've ever seen a real bear act greedy.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
I do whatever I want whenever I want however I want
My house reflects my aesthetic and my comfort
I don't have to wear clothes or shut the bathroom door and nobody messes up anything from the way I like it
I never want to live with anybody else ever again, especially not men
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Are guys still paying for p***y or did everyone's wallets suddenly dry up?
I'm gonna start applying to schools with teaching positions open so I can get fired for doing OF
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I'm not allowed to leave Hawaii without a tan in my thong bikini, it's the law.
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@KrangTNelson
Having to repeat these things to the server is so embarrassing
Which is why I just point to the menu and show them so I don't have to say it out loud 😂
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@ask_aubry
Men can do bathroom activities in the backyard like a dog
I will glue the toilet seat down
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@pearlythingz
At what age were you most conventionally attractive, Pearl?
Because I don't think your 20s is really doing it for you
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@ask_aubry
Just reading this makes me want to go take a bath in the hottest water and boil my body
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@Troy_Leroy
@trevorshowvan
@TableBoston
@EaterBoston
@infatuation
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@BostonFoodDiary
...he did.
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@MeetEvelynVale
Anytime somebody asks me that, I tell them that they have to go first, that they should tell me in detail the most traumatic violent thing that's happened in their life.
Then they realize just how lousy their question was.
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@sprinqleaf
Many colleges force you to have at least one year in the dorms and won't allow you your own room
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I can't wear this shirt in public without a bra 😂
Glory be to my n*pples!
They have risen!
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@buhlesrevenge
The airport needs less bars and more fresh vegetable juice!
Make every alcohol consumer suffer in one crowded restaurant so I don't have to search across six terminals for juice that isn't apple based.
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@lawofruby
Exactly no human gives consent permanently and indiscriminately to sex.
That's not a thing.
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Sunshine always perks me up!
Am I human or am I a plant in a bikini?
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@_Lemonade_123
@Slatzism
"I know exactly 2 women who went to this place and were not SAed so I'm sure it's safe for all of you!!"
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@incelReplies
And men like this wonder why nobody will sleep with them, and then decide its definitely not their personality that's the problem
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Are any of you fans of the McSweeney's Quarterly books?
I want to have more friends who read books I read.
Here's me today.
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I hope I look modest enough for the people I'm about to see 😅
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men I don't want to see: "You're a wh**e, you're supposed to pretend you adore every man who even applies to meet you."
men I do want to see: "I saw you like hiking and seafood so I brought my Camelbak and hiking sneakers and reserved us a table at Vernick for when we come back"
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I don't know anything about sports ball, but I do suck a mean dick 🤫
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Rest in peace to all the bookings that died after deposit info sent ☠️
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Shower sex is terrible
But the intimacy of showering with someone is so good
Truly one of life's greatest paradoxes
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@messedupfoods
There are only three ways to eat this:
1️⃣ eat noodles individually from outside to inside
2️⃣ eat noodles individually from inside to outside
3️⃣ demolish everything with your silverware of choice, create chaos, neglect half the food, regret nothing
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I was just with a lovely gentleman and after we were done, we both put on our shirts inside out 🤣
This photo was actually how I found out that I too had put on my shirt inside out.
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I started asking potential clients what we have in common aside from sex and those who can't think of anything relevant fail the screening 😂
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