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Glenn Krumple

@bloomingworId

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i eat lsd soaked mini wheats in white russians for breakfast every morning

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1 year
spreading the madachia agenda
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10 months
is this anything
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@bloomingworId
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2 months
did anyone else this this was shu and madonee or am i finally losing it
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
okay now i see why everyone is calling this couple wataei i just binged like half their account. insanity
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1 year
this manifested in my camera roll?!!?
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@bloomingworId
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8 months
u seem jobless — cheetos mac and cheese with hot dogs i made last night
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@bloomingworId
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9 months
so glad that everyone agrees Rinne canonically does this face daily
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7 months
i accessorized her and she grew a bagina?
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
>coworker asks to borrow my lighter >daily occurrence but idc i hand her a random one without looking >she gets quiet >says “oh. i’m sorry” >look at her >realize i just handed her this
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@bloomingworId
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9 months
literally have no recollection of making this
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1 year
this was funnier in my head
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@bloomingworId
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9 months
don’t worry everyone i gotchu
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bigby 🦇
9 months
taking this white cis lesbian quiz brb
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@bloomingworId
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8 months
it’s the freakin weekend
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@bloomingworId
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8 months
no one gives a shit but me but here’s my warrior cats self insert Wingdapple . she’s a medicine cat for Thunderclan but also a skilled fighter. i have a terminal illness this is my last post goodbye
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@bloomingworId
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7 months
i’ve never shown my vintage clown collection so feast your eyes. highlights are a 1960s coin bank, a 1988 precious moments, a 1970s bookend, early 90s parade of dolls collectible, and a music box from the late 80s :-)
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@bloomingworId
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1 year
fit went so hard today 40 different women asked for my phone number the swag was coming off of me in sonic waves causing a minor seismic event along the east coast
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
i am so so obsessed with this earring stack stunting on the hoes today
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8 months
completed the mcdonalds pokémon card set for no reason. i have awtism
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9 months
for the low low price of $16.28 one of these beautiful balloid creatures could be yours.
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
this car is making me hysterical
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5 months
just made this ribcage ring and all i can think abt is who in enstars would wear this
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1 year
you’d have to shake the fabric of time and space to remove my tongue from his vagina
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8 months
i actually just got really mad at a fnaf tweet and had to take deep breaths and imagine i was on a beach
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9 months
everyone needs to draw various enstars characters sitting oh the toilet posthaste. not sexually just them sitting pondering it is very funny to me
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8 months
my fuckinf. weird ass 40 year old coworker just asked me if i’ve ever heard of or played doki doki literature club.
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5 months
the fact that apparently madara is the only one who can actually annoy rinne is so fucking funny and so fucking real
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4 months
pou
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9 months
rinne has become meat musket and aki is being subjected to shrimp time. mama is blair witching as he should
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1 year
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@bloomingworId
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8 months
does shu3gi think they’re slick
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1 year
we have the most precious visitor in our yard rn
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@bloomingworId
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9 months
Are you in a polycule. — this is actually the funniest message i’ve ever received i am dying to know where you could’ve possibly drawn this conclusion from
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
happy turkey day everybody :-)
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9 months
some personal favorites
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4 months
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@Vox_Oculi
𝓥𝖔𝐱 𝓝𝖊𝖜𝖘 👁️‍🗨️
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It's january 17, 2024 RIP Bo Burnham 😥
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@bloomingworId
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5 months
my wife
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6 months
i got to make a custom engagement ring today and i’m obsessed with this design… it was all hand fabricated by me :p
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5 months
this is so them it’s not even funny
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1 year
420
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1 year
hiyori always faggoting around the stage
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5 months
i’m terrorizing zach warren and will
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10 months
just turned 24 let’s get this party started
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6 months
excuse my laugh i kin from ensemble stars but i think she is genuinely brain damaged
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11 months
if anyone can guess this pokemon i’ll drink tonight
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8 months
20 year old enstarries calling themselves old… like damn guess i’m ancient
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6 months
tired of seeing toddxwallace on my feed begone BEGONE FROM ME! todd belongs with scott you people are crazy
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4 months
i just started laughing like an evil villain out loud
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8 months
i’m getting tiktok videos of beautiful women’s breasts they really said for YOU page
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7 months
ikea haul
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9 months
at the beach in my stupid fishing hat no swimsuit collecting rocks instead of swimming. not beating the autism allegations today
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7 months
aight i’m done going by mads my name is dev and you will all address me accordingly Or Else.
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3 months
the way enstars fell off
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5 months
this bluecheck account is insane
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11 months
at not a gay bar but a They bar
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8 months
smallwish and dovetail are the perfect eiwawa warrior cat names i’m shaking the gears are turning. should i write enstars warrior cat au fanfiction im so autistic about this it hurts me physically
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@bloomingworId
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10 months
i do not live w “normies” i live with rinne and kohaku irl . literally the madarinnekoha hype house
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6 months
so many hoes on my dick when my pubes long and my temper short i’m chain smoking on your mom’s porch
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6 months
the fact that tj max is still selling this is making me cryyyy i miss beauty youtuber drama in 2016
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5 months
me as fuck lately
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@bloomingworId
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6 months
himeru offering you his food and only drinking his 0cal black no milk no sugar iced coffee seems about right
@ensemble_stars
あんさんぶるスターズ!!【公式】
6 months
(3/3)【お知らせ】 ⭐5 HiMERUのカードは開花前スチルが動く「エモーション」付き💓 アイドルストーリー[何気ないひととき]のスチルシーンでエモーションが発生するほか、HiMERUのカードを獲得するとマイルームのイラスト表示で「エモーション」が選択可能になります♪ #あんスタ
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8 months
heard about $1 margaritas at applebees and got so hard i got nauseous i think i hauve covid
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8 months
sorry for always tweeting about poop i know i’m 24 and an adult but poop is truly the goldilocks of humor. pee = funny but not funny enough diarrhea = hilarious but can be too much 80% of the time poop & farts = just right.
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3 months
had a dream the other night that i made a hinge account? and my bio was “looking for a girl who’ll puke on me” and i got so many death threats/ doxxed. woke up with insane heartburn
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@bloomingworId
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11 months
i doubt this website is going down but if it does you can find me here on tumblr
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6 months
not to mention i have not seen this one in 6+ months and it just randomly spawned in my bag
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7 months
i cant believe people sleep with bras on. i literally do not wear one unless i absolutely have to that shit is like torture
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7 months
work boring as hell
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9 months
do u do coke with waiftard — yes with warren too... and every single time we collectively get diaorhea and shit in the same toilet bowl while holding hands
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@bloomingworId
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5 months
he graduated servea cum laude with a major in cuntology from the university of evil dykington he ate and shit a new strain of slay into the mother toilet
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8 months
fuck it wataei warrior cats. eichi is a sickly former kittypet and meets wawa who convinces him to stay in the clans with him. don’t ask me what their warrior names would be
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@bloomingworId
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11 months
let it be known to all that rinne zach waiftard farted audibly and bodaciously in the grocery store and then immediately ran away and hid down an aisle
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@bloomingworId
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8 months
I ddont really want to get involved with this but why are you so corny... — yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten
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1 year
did you know that it’s okay to like a character and still admit that they are not a good person and did some fucked up shit. what a crazy thought.
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4 months
made an awesome purchase today
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5 months
group manic episode started at 9am if your not up getting you’re bag it’s over
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5 months
god i fucking love legos
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1 year
fat fuck
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8 months
this twitter update is actually unusable goodbye world
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3 months
realized i’ve never posted my natal chart :3 no one cares but me but you’re all going to be subjected to it now
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6 months
i’m sorry for being a girl with a mullet but it’s who i am now
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5 months
#NewProfilePic seasons greetings
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7 months
You seem like you would have a lot of dandruff — yeah sometimes when my friends and i get bored we scrape off a nice big pile cut some lines and go to town w a dollar bill
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1 year
acting real high and mighty with enstars as your special interest — actually my special interest is having sex with your mom
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6 months
i literally don’t listen to car seat headrest anymore but ok.
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4 months
interior design is my passion
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6 months
i’m madara mikejima if he was a lesbian
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1 year
don’t care + didn’t ask + look at my nuis
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9 months
alex g blew my nuts off but it smelled so fucking crazy in there
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5 months
it literally doesn’t matter but did this card not come out like a week ago
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@hibikinator
silly 💐 KK DAY KK DAYYHY 🧁🧁🧁🧁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊
5 months
my take
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6 months
i am insufferable and yeah my car is dirty i know.
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6 months
everyone is rewatching house MD it seems but i don’t see anyone talking about the house x wilson yaoi. get to work
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7 months
my job is playing darude sandstorm. have not had a single customer today. where am i
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10 months
almost forgot it’s wataei wednesday if you’re still sleep and not up getting your bag you’re done for
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@bloomingworId
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9 months
i used to eat these things on the playground like i was dying and it was my last meal
@KindLittleBug
Дэмиен 𓆣 🌞 🪶
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Just talented and lovable.
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@bloomingworId
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anyways. before my account got jailed i was Trying to make a point that not liking mdkh is the stupidest fucking reason to hate DF. not everything is about shipping brah. if you don’t like a ship you can ignore it i promise no one is forcing you to look at content for it
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